[Wallet flies open]: Fuck MS

Some of you may remember this from last year–kommenters really came through big (OH YEAH!)–but I’m fundraising for the Bike MS Oregon ride again. I’ve done the ride–100 miles the first day, 50 the next–five times over the last six years or so, and it’s a great time. Unfortunately, thanks to a number of factors, I’m not going to be able to make it down and bike all those miles this year. It’s kind of a bummer.

HOWEVA, I still want to support the cause–combating MS and providing a better quality of life for those affected by it–and am still aiming to do some proper fundraising for it. I’m going to post the donation link below, and I really hope you will consider donating whatever you can.

While this year I can’t put on rainbow snakeskin hot pants and ride in them, I can at least entertain some sort of other humiliation. So, let’s hear it! I do have a goal in there of raising $2,000, and while I doubt I’ll be able to achieve that in time… fuck it, I’m going deep. Let’s go for as much as we can. Let’s get some ridiculous ideas going for each of the following tiers:

  • $250 (the minimum required)
  • $500
  • $1,000
  • $1,500
  • $2,000

These could be done now, this year, or be held over to next year’s journey. Also, I have a digital download code for the ENTIRE 60’s Batman TV series that I haven’t used, and I will enter everyone who donates into a raffle for it–with extra entries for bigger donations, say, every $10? It’s so worth it. I also have a bunch of digital download codes for a variety of movies I haven’t used, so those may come into play as well.

I hope you’ll consider donating. The leader of the team I’ve been on for the ride has MS and she and her husband are close to having their first child. Thanks to the MS Society, she’s had a much easier go of life, and now she’s ready to pay attention to the next generation–so let’s help.

Donate here: http://bikeorc.nationalmssociety.org/site/TR?px=6908949&fr_id=24766&pg=personal

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ballsofsteelandfury

Count me in. I’m about to go under the dentist’s drill (PHRASING! ), but when I get out, the donation will be on its way.

ballsofsteelandfury

Done.

If you reach two grand, I demand rainbow garments be worn.

Sep

Rainbow Cobra Commander?

Spanky Datass

Had a meet-up with a dozen or so old classmates a few Saturdays ago and found out: A) One of the gals has MS.
ii) She lives like fifteen minutes away from me.
3) She is juuuust about to reach the point where she will be unable to work and is heart broken at the thought of going on disability.
$) So fuck MS.

Horatio Cornblower

A donation of $2,000 will get OSZ to answer the question of whether or not watching ‘Magic Mike XL’ will make you gay, rather than screaming “FUCK YOU” over and over again.

/spoiler alert, it won’t.

King Hippo

So…$50 could get one a public acknowledgment that John Elway is the best QB of all-time, and perhaps an even better human being? Neigh?

King Hippo

Methinks PeyPey definitely wants to go out on top (insert Aaron Rodgers joke), and I think there’s a 0% chance he comes back if he so much as makes the Super Bowl this coming season. Realistically, only a 50/50 shot he makes it through this one alive anyway with this lousy goddamned OL.

And hooooolllllyyyy shit, are the Donks ever gonna blow goats if’n they try to get by with Brock Osweiler. So get ready for lots of battles for 9-7 AFCW titles with the Raiders (hey, someone else has to be in the picture) when those robot parts expire.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I thought this was going to be about Microsoft. But fuck this MS, too.

Covalent Blonde

I was just curious what sort of cases came under the purview of the Wallet Files.

King Hippo

She’s sort of a stickler Meseeks.

Covalent Blonde

What a second… I am petty sure you, too, are a stickler Meeseeks, no?

pickettschargeksk

What’s the timetable on this?