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Saw this – the strongest of strong taeks – on Deadpin (I know, I was supposed to have sworn that off) and just had to share. I guess I’m not getting enough PFTCommenter in my life.
[Inarticulate Telling]
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Ugh, sentiment like this and the “He’s just a gamer, he just loves playing the game! Lookit how much he dduuurrrhhhuuurrr love game!” is just the worst from people.
Also, Deadspin. Gizmodo and Jalopnik are alright with me though.
The ironic part is that she is paler than him.
I just read a comment on my wife’s Facebook talking about how the U.S. could really use George W. Bush’s leadership right now. She went to high school in Austin, so yeah. Texans are amazing (I assume our friend here is Texan).
Holy shit! A friend of mine in college did a painting that was exactly this except much more explicit. It was for his art class at the women’s college. It still cracks me up to think of it.
It was titled “Theory of Creation”.
I selected something called Lagunitas “Sumpin’ Sumpin’” Ale at teh Publix today waiting for them to marinate my fish (the best thing they do is put your order in a “ready to cook” bag with orzo or couscous, so you never have to deal with fishy smell or waste), mostly because I recognized Lagunitas from the beer threads here and because I liked the name.
But given the ABV, I will likely do my own inarticulate telling later tonight. Apologies in advance.
I have heard good things about that one, but haven’t tried it yet. I only tried their Brown Shugga last year, which was way too drinkable for such a high ABV. I can’t wait to get more.
If you like IPAs, try a quart of Lauganitas Sucks. You can thank me later.
Sumpin’ Sumpin’ is my fave. Sucks is their Brown Shugga substitute and is also amazeballs.
Sucks is now available in six-packs, apparently year round. It is my favorite. Sumpin’ Sumpin’ however will not disappoint. Cheers!
For it it is one of my favorites, I think I like Li’l’ Simpin’ Extra best, but their products are well crafted.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/2f32229269aac8ca455700763743f57f/tumblr_npq5epDJ3M1s5anqko1_500.gif
If Pluto came to drink beer in Australia.
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That comment is so beautiful, I want to buy it dinner.
And then fuck it?
Of course!
I would totally fuck that comment; 7.9/10. If the comment could get it’s legs behind its head so much the better.
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Speaking of Me-First Glory Boys, I’m still fundraising for Bike MS, SO DONATE SOME MONEY! DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!
http://bikeorc.nationalmssociety.org/site/TR?px=6908949&fr_id=24766&pg=personal
(see also https://www.doorfliesopen.com/wp/index.php/2015/07/14/wallet-files-open-fuck-ms/ for a more articulate argument on why you should donate, and possible prizes for donating)
Pffft!, Lok at this guy. Not onyl does he ride a bicycyle, (without even making it a MOTORcycle like a real Amrican), but he’s tryign to raise money to vaccinnate you’re kids against multiplication tables.
Thanks Obummer!
Okay, okay, I know I don’t say this much… even though I think it sometimes… but Horatio’s the best. I know, I know… he’s a serial killer and just fits so damn perfectly in a locker, but, c’mon. The best. “he’s tryign to raise money to vaccinnate you’re kids against multiplication tables” is one of the funniest things I’ve read all week.
/blushes
//no one sees you blush when you’re stuffed in a locker
What if he makes motorcycle noises while he rides? Or, better yet, plays motorcycle sounds over a BT speaker?
Shout outs to Horatio, Sep, BFC, Hippo, BoS, and Spanky so far for kicking some fundraising ass. Hard ass slaps all around.
I had forgotten until your comment, so I’d encourage you to repost on DFO and mention it on a KSK open thread before your deadline.
Wow, Grandma. Thanks for the guilt job. Your $5 is in the mail. Christ.
I love how “trying to score a touchdown” is the ultimate expression of a “me first” attitude in a player whose job it is to score touchdowns.
Gosh I hope that comment gets the approval that is pending.
Seriously. That is some gold there.
Me first. ME ME MEEEE!?!#
What a glory boy!
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