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Unlike Shady, we at Door Flies Open Enterprises welcome all men and women of taste. No RSVP, no social media evaluation, and no questions asked. Tips are appreciated.
I apologize for not providing a post last week about Rex Ryan’s miracle flight. It’s a long story, and you’re here for boobs.
I came for the boobs, I stayed for Cuntler’s impeccable taste in music.
That is glorious!
Marriage material…..
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For well endowed guys, or guys/girls who want a partner to run away to the circus with.
Going to a ballgame tonight. Angels Rangers. All three of my older brothers, daughter number one and both of the granddaughters, including the little wahini.
I like sitting in the club level. It’s a small section right below the luxury boxes. Down the left field line, restrooms and concessions are uncrowded plus there is seat service. They’ll being you a damn beer and a dog and a bag of peanuts right to your seat. Not to mention Angels Stadium is a whole lot easier to access than Dodger Stadium. And it’s 50 percent less stabby!
Ballgame!
Have a great time! I love Angels stadium. The scenery is much better too ifyouknowwhatimeanandithinkyoudo.
For part of my job I give out primo tickets to clients and project team consultants, but hardly ever go me-self. Oh well, it’s the Rockies, but I don’t go for the baseball any way.
Have fun.
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That is a great sex gif!
I totally remember that from my sex ed classes!
I remember there being more room in the bun.
Dead Man. Jim Jarmusch. 1995.
Venture that few have seen this; Neil Young did the sound track.
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New Orleans; a concept through time.
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That is slap a bitch good!
June Allyson & Joan Collins ~ The Opposite Sex (1956)
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So fucking good.
If you can see this band, do it.
*included solely for awesome Lionel Richie bust in video
Get the fuck out! One of my favorites.
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And the coup de gras: http://youtu.be/gYMkEMCHtJ4
Holy shit! I have this on vinyl!
I pilfered it from my Great Uncle’s collection that my Dad inherited. The deal is I got to go through and grab whatever I liked and my Dad got the rest, including all the Miles Davis. Lucky bastard.
There are three things I don’t like:
1. Complaining
2. Lists
3. Irony
4. Counting
+4
So complaining about counting ironic lists would put you in a fucking tail spin.
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John Sturges & Yul Brynner ~ The Magnificent Seven (1960)
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It’s the return of the Thin White Duke
Throwing darts at lover’s eyes
Son: What’s for supper?
Me: Your ungrateful soul! [drunkenly makes over-stuffed potatoes, steaks, corn on the cob and caesar salad]
Son: You’re the best, dad!
Me: [snores for 6 straight hours]
My dad told me this joke when I was nine:
“An Englishman from south London was rowing his family on a nice weekend summer day out on the Thames when all of the sudden an American fell of the London Bridge right near his boat. As the American was struggling to stay afloat, he spotted the boat and cried “Help! Throw me one of your oars!”
The Cockney man was aghast and angry; he shouted back “These ain’t ‘ores, this is me wife an’ dau’er!!”
I got the joke about four years later.
Finally no more work and no responsibilities until tomorrow when I have to get my license renewed and the oil changed. Beer and AFL for me!
That’s a great pic.
Well we know what @scotchnaut is drinking; what about the rest of you?
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At the moment some lemon-lime soda. Soon, we’ll be having mai tais.
Vacation is coming up soon, isn’t it? Gotta get your fruity rum drink groove started!
The blood of my vanquished enemies!*
*Odell blackberry Gose
A 2nd Woodchuck to get me through another close Cardinals game.
CUNTLER DOESN’T CARE
I am actually impressed at the amount of baseball he watches. So boring.
Woo hoo! 6-1 since the All Star break!
These here are some classy broads. THE CLASSIEST DFO HAS TO OFFER!
This week has been a stress parasite sucking the energy out of my brain. Bring on the scotch! [looks at his left hand cuddling a tumbler of scotch] Oh. There you are!
What, Scotch? You want me to do what? Oh, Scotch, you’re so naughty.
Can we get Sexy Saturday-Thursday too? Pleeeeeeeeeaaaaasssseeeee?
You didn’t notice Slutty Saturday last weekend?
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Not the classic, but I’ve always liked her, especially after Alien.
I knew Mila would be a cat person.
BECAUSE SHE’S FUCKING AWESOME
The best part is she has incredibly bad taste which means I’ve got a shot!
I had an impossibly hot ex-gf with awful taste like that. Didn’t seem to mind my mediocre appearance one bit. Liked my twisted mind (the night we met, we closed down the bar and 3 hours of that was talking about Natural Born Killers), and that I was actually nice to her.
She left me for affirmatively ugly dudes. Twice.
I can only get so far into that story before I get too suicide-y.
/drinks faster
“Doctor, I keep having the weird dream….”
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Also also, can Kate take over this poor girl’s meme?
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Also, Holy Fuck Mila! That is one awesome pussy on that couch!
Bless you, Martin, for doing this!
Excellent work!
Every week I keep looking for one of Komrade Hippo’s $90 haircut, and every week he never makes the cut for Sexy Friday. His haircut must just be too sexy to be contained in one day or maybe Friday isn’t sexy enough.
Maybe he’ll make the cut for Slutty Saturday!
Submit your pic now, Hippo!
Wait, I thought that was him saying “This ass is Numero Uno!” up yonder.
You’re doing the Lord’s work, Martin.
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