News Round-Up: One Carter has Cancer another is a Cancer

Ex-President Jimmy Carter announced to the world that he is fighting against cancer. Meanwhile video surfaces of Chris Carter speaking at the 2014 Rookie Symposium telling them. You should roll with a fall guy and not a bad ass, stuntman/bounty hunter.

But that you should always have one friend whose job it is to jump on whatever legal grenade comes your way and go to jail for you. The big problem is that Chris Carter was there as a representative of the NFL and  so whatever he said represents the views of the NFL. To be fair there is no context in how this is presented. I s this supposed to be “what not to do?” Well you can watch below and come to your own conclusions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=37&v=tNVN-B_2vno

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Wakezilla

Sometimes seeing the 4th wall hurts, doesn’t it? Just like Bountyghazi, are we supposed to be shocked that this is/has happened?

jjfozz

Just when I thought I couldn’t think of Cris Carter as lower than a cockroach, this video comes along and shows me I could.

Fuck him for spewing that type of shit to a bunch of young, inexperienced at life rookies with money to burn.

And who in FUCK thought Warren “Don’t Pay Hookers” Sapp was a good role model?

zero charisma

If I’m 90 and I have brain cancer…I feel like that is the world telling me that I had a good run.

makeitsnowondem

Eric Decker is his own fall guy.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I fucked up, going to sleep, one last pic then I am out. Still have a boring day ahead. Really close NSFW free to almost go on my last one

http://41.media.tumblr.com/12d8fa3d6cea85dbc555d424d9b6cde7/tumblr_mzr1dhk7iF1rd389ho1_1280.jpg

Beerguyrob

This Carter, of course, is a treasure.

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Beerguyrob

Whoops. My mind went to the wrong Carter as being a cancer.

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Brick Meathook
Lothar of the Hill People

I like Jimmy Carter. His presidency was a disappointment, but his post-President life has been exemplary. He’s an upright, honorable dude making the world a better place.

That said, it boggled me when people were praising him for being so positive about his diagnosis. He’s 90 fucking years old, former governor and President, Nobel Peace Prize winner. If not “wealthy,” he’s certainly well-off, and he doesn’t seem to have any worries about his family and heirs. What the fuck would he be despairing about? Is 90 years and the laundry list of life accomplishments not enough to stave off despair? Plus, he’s a pretty committed Christian, so he’s covered, you know afterlife-wise.

Give the same diagnosis to a 40 year-old slob in middle management who doesn’t know if he’ll be able to afford a new car next year, let alone college for his kids, and then you’ll see despair. But a 90 year-old ex-President is probably feeling pretty good about his life, regardless of how much time he has left.

ballsofsteelandfury

He ain’t THAT committed if he’s despairing. He should be excited.

Kungjitsu

I just hope he doesn’t turn to dealing meth.

blaxabbath

They call him Chili P[eanut]

King Hippo

Say. Mah. Name.

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I agree with this, but his reaction is still admirable in that he’s accepted his mortality, which many, many people never do despite their advanced age.

Porky Prime

A lot of people compare Carter to Obama, which is unfair to both men, but not too far off base. Carter inherited a ton of fucked up problems, and he basically tried to tell America, “hey, we’ve got problems.” America said “yep.” He said, “I’ve got some ideas to fix it. Now, we have to pull up our bootstraps and make some sacrifices.” America said, “Huh? What? Fuck you, Jimmy.”

Then Reagan showed up with punch and pie and told America “whoa whoa whoa…not only are we fine, we’re fucking awesome because we’re America! Elect me and stop worrying!” And America said “FUCK YEAH, BONZO.”

And this is why Trump is goddamn terrifying.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Boobs Trump. I never read anything before Walker 2016

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I meant that sarcastically for the record. Other related comments disappeared. Going to bed for 3 hours, then have to unload my sisters belongings to storage, then after have sand a deck for 6 hours. I need to mow my stupid long lawn sometime in the meantime, my moms roomate mowed it twice since I last did and I will be over there, he will talk shit about mine not being mowed

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am really gonna be out before I can expect any reply unless it already happened now. Out of the night

Don T

Fall Guy has a glass ceiling (Scapegiat), but a very low downgrade (Shit Taker).

Sill Bimmons

I love these lacrosse ads.

Lacrosse is your dream of your ticket out.

Enrico Pallazzo

Ironically, Cris Carter’s fall guy was his college football coach since he got him fired.

Why Thank You Eddie

I’m listening. I’m listening.

-La’el Collins

Beerguyrob

That’s what she said.

– Mante Te’o

blordinaryfagicmox
SonOfSpam

This is really troubling, seeing one of the all-time greats like Carter talking about his experience like a me-first glory boy. I mean, it ain’t all about you Jimmy.

ballsofsteelandfury

That is too good.

Sill Bimmons

I was wondering what happened to this post.