Hard Knocks: Vince Wilfork Prodigious Sweating Edition

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What’s in store for us for Week 3? More JJ Watt self extolling of his work habits? Brian Cushing counting down the number of hits his head takes before he develops a life-long 1000 yard stare? DeAndre Hopkins dressing like a fop? Bill O’Brien and Mike Vrabel squeezing in an superfluous “fucking” or twenty? The impending .500 season Hoyer will lead Houston to this year?

Let’s tune in and find out.

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Enrico Pallazzo

I felt bad for Cushing. It’s not cheap to throw up that many steroids.

WCS

Missed all the dick joekery due to work and the Foo Fighters concert in Yinzburgh.

blaxabbath

Kelly Clarkson in Phoenix here.

The row of five like twelve year old girls in front of us were losing their minds over Pentatonix. Neither my girlfriend and I nor the gay couple next to us had any idea who Pentatonix was before that show.

Cuntler

Yup. Bored. Kids and wife asleep. Day off tomorrow (golf with sales guys who drink at 8 am). So… Good night.

Cuntler

Wait. Steve Sarkisian was drunk and used profanity? Fuck.

Cuntler

Remember when the terrorists were Libyans dealing Plutonium? I miss you, Ronald Reagan. USA! USA! USA!

/ ThNks obummo

Cuntler

“And they call black people spooks and reefer addicts in Back to the Future. 1985 was a magical time.” – King Hippo and Monty

Cuntler

So, Tuesday is the worst.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Cuntler

http://www.brewingnews.com/gwo/2015/Labels2015/DenverBeer_PrincessYumYumRaspberryKolsch.jpg

This what I am drinking. Don’t judge me. It is quite yum yum.

ballsofsteelandfury

I love Kolsch beers. Must look for that…

Cuntler

I am not sure if they distribute outside of Colorado yet.

ballsofsteelandfury

Dammit! Foiled again!

Cuntler

Just gonna have to come to Colorado. We can ski.

ballsofsteelandfury

That’s a brilliant idea. I do know how to ski. And drink.

Cuntler

DFO ski-trip? Sweet.

Horatio Cornblower

Oh good, Orlando Scandrick is dead.

At least his knee is.

blaxabbath

Andy Dalton could throw it even higher than his intended target than that!

Cuntler

I am watching “Back to the Future” on some random channel. Why is there an arena league team on hard knocks?

Cuntler

Apparently it don’t take no credit card to ride this train.

Cuntler

Marty’s mom is a sluuuuuuut. In a good way!

Cuntler

Christ. Biff’s rapeyness level is about 9. Full roethlisberger.

Brick Meathook

This episode has some incredibly strange music choices.

They literally went with Loggins!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
ballsofsteelandfury

Jesus Fuck!

SonOfSpam

Is that when someone gets Nailed?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Today’s word for the kids;

http://36.media.tumblr.com/0164b998c1318ba3d817e812266e0ed7/tumblr_mwm9olDvmV1sg8j76o10_500.jpg

Don’t forget to expand your vocabulary.

Cuntler

Amy does like it rough.

SonOfSpam

Impressive for a Badger; normally they just know 23 ways to grill cheese.