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After some erudite discussion of Jonathan Martin’s recent mention of suicidal thoughts, it looks like things are back to normal in my beloved Raider Nation…
Houston takes on New Orleans at 4 p.m. EST today, followed by Arizona at Oakland at 8 p.m. EST. Enjoy the limited action today, folks!
Droning on* Andrews appearance!
*Erin
Golden ale with pineapple, jalapeño and honey, aged in tequila barrels, why not?
I just had a delicious local brown ale. I hope more places start making brown ales.
Agreed. There are just not enough good brown ales.
Brown ales are the bomb. Captain Lawrence Brown Bird Ale local here is great. But yes there needs to be more.
WHY ARE THEY BLOWING HARBAUGH? WTF?
These Pennsylvania little leaguers are going to be sent directly to the coal mines, it looks like.
“Hey! This isn’t 1995.”
-current Pennsylvania Governor
I was thinking of going with this one originally
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BTW I watch the games, I use the 90 hours of commercial time to look for these
Bless you for that!
OSZ, I found what you need.
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GIMME GIMME GIMME!
I’m totally going to keep my eye out for interesting chips in France, too.
Going to foreign super markets is super fun.
“like having a picnic in a bag”?
If your idea of a picnic is guzzling ketchup straight from the family-sized squeeze bottle.
The Sophie’s Choice of chips.
WTF is Marmite? Is that like Vegemite, but made out of marine creatures?
I think it’s a similar yeast spread like vegemite.
Or Marmots? Those aren’t allowed within city limits, Dude.
I should have made more of an effort to try weird potato chip flavors when I was travelling in Asia.
Ummm. I’m kinda interested in cuke chips…
Yeah, pickle chips I get, but I’m really curious how the cucumber would work.
I definitely had some tasty and interestingly flavored chips while in Beijing. I can’t tell you now what flavors they were, though.
It’s not dessert time yet, so I won’t bring up the far superior Japanese Kit Kats.
I had bacon chips in Japan, I think. Holy shit those were good!
Remember that time you drunkenly spilled the powder out of a ramen packet on the dirty-ass floor of your dorm then swept it up with your hands then licked your palms? That’s what Greektown Gyro chips taste like.
I hate to think of what you might be holding back for a touchdown, or a most glorious, game-changing safety.
WOW. JUST….WOW
Yes. Sweet Lord yes.
WHIFF SPIKE!
Shots down the field are fun, shots on the field are better! Gatorade and vodka shooters, totally a good idea.
Mallett is not terribly capable.
I remember watching him in college and thinking he had the best raw potential of any QB I had seen since Elway.
This is a good reminder of just how goddamned stupid I am.
RE: Ketchup chips
Posted the exact same thing
Great minds.
Watched 3 episodes of Narcos on Netflix. Pretty good so far.
I plan to start this at work tomorrow. Wish I knew how to do cool shit with my law degree, like hide money for teh more enlightened cartels.
Christ, it’s an HBO show, they are professional athletes, they can say “fuck” a few times.
Conversely, don’t force it in a faux show of toughness/edginess/grit.
I just ate chips but I want more chips though I don’t have any more chips and don’t want to leave the house to get more chips but still I want chips so someone go and bring me some chips.
Chips.
Ketchup chips?
New York Reuben
Those are tasty. By far the best of this year’s crop.
I didn’t try any of the others, since I’d heard these were the only ones worth it. And they were. I don’t know if I could say I could taste corned beef, but I could taste rye, sauerkraut, and pickles, and they were satisfying all the way up to the crumbs. 8/10 would buy instead of Ruffles Sour Cream & Cheddar sometimes.
That’s high praise indeed because those Ruffles are the shit.
They are literally crack cocaine.
Who makes these New York Rueben chips?
Lay’s. It’s one of the four “suggested” varieties this year.
Anytime anyone mention Ketchup chips I have to listen to this song again
Very well
You can’t get chips delivered?
I COULD walk about two blocks to a convenience store and buy more chips, but my legs just said “FUCK YOU” out loud when I asked them if they wanted to go.
On a serious note, why the fuck can’t we have ketchup chips in the US? Is there some secret treaty that says the US will not mass produce maple syrup and in exchange Canada gets to keep all the ketchup chips?
I know a store a short drive out of town that has Walker’s Crisps and I want to go back there and buy more of those ketchup chips.
Also, Amazon has Walker’s, but at a premium and not on prime.
Lucky! Now that I think about it, there is an English bar/pub nearby. I need to go check and see if they have any.
BIG KETCHUP strikes again.
I live in an extremely Irish section of the Bronx. Chips are like the main dish around here. You can get them slathered in just about anything and brought to you piping hot. Also they’re usually french fries.
I enjoy those types of chips as well. I would accept delivery of those types of chips, slathered in tastiness or not.
Have you considered a slave?
– J. Richardson
“Do you have some cardboard somewhere in the house? Good. Shave the box into sliver-thin pieces with a very sharp knife. Arrange the cardboard on a baking sheet. Drizzle with olive oil, then add fresh cracked pepper, salt and if you’re feeling adventurous, a little smoked paprika. Bake in the oven at 420 for fifteen minutes, serve with toilet water salsa. It’s a good thing.”
-from Martha Stewart’s “Best Prison Recipes”
I swear to god every time I see a picture of Sam Bradford, I think of Wall Eye from Hot Shots…
Never change, McClowns.
Is anyone else having the site stop posting new comments, even if you refresh, Then 15 minutes later it autorefreshes with all the new comments showing?
“Think about the Eagles”
No thanks.
WOO! El Beisbol Donks (who fewer people care about than the Texans) took out the Dirt Stillers, so Most Glorious Baseball Cardinals can re-establish iron curtain 4.5 game lead in Central Europe. Forward, Red Army!
If you can’t even out-duel Brian Hoyer, you might as well retire.
I wonder how much penicillin the Gronk household consumes.
They have a LOT of stock in SmithKlein Beecham.
Gronkowski-brand penicillin. The most trusted name in penicillin.
*Jingle plays* When your penis is illin, take Gronkowski penicillin.
Does the phrase “by the barrel” mean anything to you?
4th down stop part 2 for Zymm since she wasn’t pleased with my last one
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Oooh, animated!
I have to admit these New York Reuben potato chips do a fantastic job of having rye bread, sauerkraut, and pickle flavors present.
Good Googly Moogly!
Andrew Luck is frequently confused at horse collar calls. What’s wrong with a couple good horse collars?
Is this the “McCown Town” I’ve heard so little about?
The Capitol of Mediocrity since 2002!
YEAH BOUYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, I’m not planning on watching the week 4 preseason games. What should I do with my last sober/not consumed by football Sunday until February?
Watch the horse races at Saratoga and make some hearty bets?
Venture forth and seek greatness away from home.
Work out all day like the champion that you are.*
*this comment sponsored by Gatorade, Nike, Adidas, The Marines, Walmart, McDonald’s, BMW, GE, Coca-Cola, Kodak, Manulife, Visa, VW, UPS, Panasonic, etc., etc.,
New Orleans….we exported all our poverty and crime to the surrounding communities and then put in casinos…so come on down to visit!
Oh fuck the Fox fluffing of JJ Watt.
I cannot wait for it to come out that he beats his girlfriends.
Honest to god…I have zero clue what week of preseason it is.
Why the fuck is there four games? And why aren’t the rosters increased at least if you are going to have four fucking preseason games so that you don’t see starters hardly at all?
John Cena is JJ Watt’s spirit animal.
Too pale…girl needs some sun…
I would get past it somehow.
Touchdown again. One for Zymm since she is the only other one here
Good stuff, though pretty much everyone looks kind like an ass while checking their phone or taking a selfie.
NOLA? Since when did the Saints become a candidate to move to Los Angeles?
Don’t you remember? They rebuilt New Orleans post Katrina because their dickhead owner decided at the last minute not to leave the city.
Bullshit call. That was a catch.
Do you “opalogize” for the thread dupe?
Hehe “opalogize”
(should be a) Touchdown (after the challenge)
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Shayne Graham is gone?
Ok, I was doing nothing anyways. I turned on this game.
Greetings ladies and gentlemen. I hope you and yours are doing well.
I got to spend a week in a mental hospital this week. I think that Houston’s QB situation should be good.
I am on a LOT of Xanax….I should have Rick Smith’s job!
And one for the other thread
HOW THE FUCK YOU DOIN’, BOYS?
I just got back from vacation – home to Nova Scotia for a week, and I didn’t get killed or arrested by Jim Lahey or George Green, so it was a pretty good week all in all.
What’d I miss?
If we’re going to have two open threads I’m going with the one with the half-nekkid hot chick.
in this thread.
said!
Is this the other thread’s non-union, Mexican counterpart?
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