Preseason Week 3: Sunday Games Open Thread

After some erudite discussion of Jonathan Martin’s recent mention of suicidal thoughts, it looks like things are back to normal in my beloved Raider Nation…

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Houston takes on New Orleans at 4 p.m. EST today, followed by Arizona at Oakland at 8 p.m. EST.  Enjoy the limited action today, folks!

 

 

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Romonobyl

I noticed the MTV Video Music Awards is tonight. This begs the question….

WUT?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

That is what I spent 15 minutes talking about with my dad expecting me to explain it to him

Dear Oakland, you really don’t need to test Seabass’s FG abilities.

Romonobyl

FUN FACT!
I’m waaaay too sober for preseason footballing.

Sill Bimmons

SO MANY LOTS MOAR FGS THAN THE OTHER GUYS YOU GUYS SUPER BOWL MUTHAFUCKAHS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

And yahoo says I should maybe pick up Palmer for fantasy……

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I assume I missed something gone for 15 min talking with my dad not understanding young people or MTV

http://41.media.tumblr.com/6ed2610bb4454ce33207fd48672666cf/tumblr_ntb29hONwY1upvh0uo1_500.jpg

Doktor Zymm

If I had to pick a 70s punk song to give advice to RG3, this would be it.
“Better be alert, cause you gonna get hurt”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZmaSAZ8Uk8

Doktor Zymm

Or 80s, whatever.

Sill Bimmons

The Ephemeral Edit Button continues to tease mercilessly.

I miss Madden’s senility

King Hippo

Every FG that ever there was.

Sill Bimmons
Mother Puncher

Oakland: where 49er careers die.

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

All the kicking

Mother Puncher

Yea what is this!? Foot-ball!?

Sill Bimmons

Kic-King?

Sill Bimmons

DIE FLORIHOLE DIE YOU FUCKING FUCKING FUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Shit I forgot that fucktard existed

Doktor Zymm

So, I once did a statistical analysis that showed that preseason does not actually matter. Tempted to redo analysis looking at preseason shutouts.

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

And now you aren’t allowed in Philly

Sill Bimmons

Stick with the chi mean variable square median.

It’s so obvious.

Sill Bimmons

A Carr showed situational awareness again?

A Carr showed situational awareness again!

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Cooper good at football

Doesn’t Mark know you shouldn’t have a bowl style haircut once you reach 10.

Sill Bimmons

Cooper might just be teh good.

Doktor Zymm

I refuse to believe that a first round Raiders pick might work out well.

Sill Bimmons

PESSIMIST

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Palmer and RG3 are going through the preseason wicker man

Doktor Zymm

Can we nickname Kalil Mack “The Knife”?

Sill Bimmons
Doktor Zymm
Sill Bimmons

I got that, I’m just very fond of this Genesis song called “The Knife.”

I thought you might never have heard it and that you might enjoy it as well.

Doktor Zymm

Ah, gotcha. I’ll give it a look see.

Sill Bimmons

oh teh stupid it burns so bad nbc

Ah, I see Wesley needs a job to pay all those back taxes.

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Ok who is signing us up for that Super Bowl ticket contest?

Doktor Zymm

I think we all do, to increase the odds.

You know the only response we get is a curt letter from Dungy railing us against the sin of masturbation.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Doktor Zymm

Was Trent Richardson really shitty a Red Rover as a kid?

Beastmode Ate My Baby

I had him in our FF league last year…no idea why. Maybe I felt sorry for him.

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Ok who told the teams the end zone is made of lava

Sill Bimmons

It’s not made of lava, it’s made of the blades of a million flipknives.

Doktor Zymm

So….this outfit here is just about a ludicrous as some of the stuff they have women wear in girly pics.

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ballsofsteelandfury

BUT DOES IT HAVE A HOOD?!?

Doktor Zymm

It almost certainly does. DOUBLE HEAD PROTECTION.

hehe.

Sill Bimmons

Some night when ol’ Uncle Sill gets into the ergot he’ll tell you the story about how he wound up watching a Champions League football match in a gay bar in Denver. Alone.

ballsofsteelandfury

Let me guess: Real Madrid was playing…

Sill Bimmons

Arsenal.

Doktor Zymm

I’m sure you made some lovely friends.

Sill Bimmons

No.

It was 12:45. The sad early afternoon clientele is the same everywhere.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

This is my casual wear. What is the problem?

Doktor Zymm

It’s chilly out, I’m glad you took your sleeveless unzipped hoodie.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I live in Wisconsin and went to school in upper Michigan. 30 degrees is underwear and hoodie with the arm cut off weather

Doktor Zymm

Yeah, legit. And there are gloves, which are important. Freezing the cartilage in your fingers isn’t fun.

Sill Bimmons

I had a Chaco Taco this weekend with my niece.

THE BEN has MUCH better sense in frozen confectionery than he does in life.

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King Hippo

I don’t think the Cardinals are going 11-5 again.

HOT TAEK!!!

Sill Bimmons

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JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

If any team can win by that rediculous score the Cardinals would be that team

That play design sucked.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
ballsofsteelandfury

Her tattoo should really say “AMERICUH”

Sill Bimmons

See? That’s a bad joke.

Lord Baelish?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Wait, I will just say that was for that FG

ballsofsteelandfury

Or you could just post another one. It’s only fair to Zymm.

ballsofsteelandfury

He’ll be pissed he can’t attend Cure Karaoke

Sill Bimmons

He’ll be perfect as Subway’s next pitchman!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

For Zymm for that FG. Way late. Not good at finding dude pics, but this game isnt good anyways

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Rivera’s crawl gains more yards per average than a Trent Richardson sprint.

He learned it from his sister.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Trent Richardson is to the running back position what Yugo is to the auto industry.

Doktor Zymm

Crawling for a first down is okay, but I would laugh fully if someone scooted on their butt for a first down.

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Did the yellow bar go full jordy Nelson?

Brick Meathook
Sill Bimmons

Edit buttons come and edit buttons go, but…

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