After some erudite discussion of Jonathan Martin’s recent mention of suicidal thoughts, it looks like things are back to normal in my beloved Raider Nation…
Houston takes on New Orleans at 4 p.m. EST today, followed by Arizona at Oakland at 8 p.m. EST. Enjoy the limited action today, folks!
I noticed the MTV Video Music Awards is tonight. This begs the question….
WUT?
That is what I spent 15 minutes talking about with my dad expecting me to explain it to him
FG
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Dear Oakland, you really don’t need to test Seabass’s FG abilities.
FUN FACT!
I’m waaaay too sober for preseason footballing.
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SO MANY LOTS MOAR FGS THAN THE OTHER GUYS YOU GUYS SUPER BOWL MUTHAFUCKAHS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
And yahoo says I should maybe pick up Palmer for fantasy……
I assume I missed something gone for 15 min talking with my dad not understanding young people or MTV
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If I had to pick a 70s punk song to give advice to RG3, this would be it.
“Better be alert, cause you gonna get hurt”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZmaSAZ8Uk8
Or 80s, whatever.
The Ephemeral Edit Button continues to tease mercilessly.
I miss Madden’s senility
Every FG that ever there was.
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Oakland: where 49er careers die.
All the kicking
Yea what is this!? Foot-ball!?
Kic-King?
DIE FLORIHOLE DIE YOU FUCKING FUCKING FUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Shit I forgot that fucktard existed
So, I once did a statistical analysis that showed that preseason does not actually matter. Tempted to redo analysis looking at preseason shutouts.
And now you aren’t allowed in Philly
Stick with the chi mean variable square median.
It’s so obvious.
A Carr showed situational awareness again?
A Carr showed situational awareness again!
Cooper good at football
Doesn’t Mark know you shouldn’t have a bowl style haircut once you reach 10.
Cooper might just be teh good.
Would be nice to find out, if the Raiders would just stop handing off for two yard losses.
Oh. I see my livestream is a play behind.
I refuse to believe that a first round Raiders pick might work out well.
Great, now the Raiders are going to have to punt from ten yards further back.
PESSIMIST
Palmer and RG3 are going through the preseason wicker man
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Can we nickname Kalil Mack “The Knife”?
THE KNIFE by genesis
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I was thinking more :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-lHrDPjGfQ
I got that, I’m just very fond of this Genesis song called “The Knife.”
I thought you might never have heard it and that you might enjoy it as well.
Ah, gotcha. I’ll give it a look see.
oh teh stupid it burns so bad nbc
Ah, I see Wesley needs a job to pay all those back taxes.
Ok who is signing us up for that Super Bowl ticket contest?
I think we all do, to increase the odds.
You know the only response we get is a curt letter from Dungy railing us against the sin of masturbation.
DUNGERSON
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Fair catch
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Was Trent Richardson really shitty a Red Rover as a kid?
I had him in our FF league last year…no idea why. Maybe I felt sorry for him.
Ok who told the teams the end zone is made of lava
It’s not made of lava, it’s made of the blades of a million flipknives.
Watching Khalil Mack tee off on 3rd and long is FUN. He basically just got tackled by two guys just to keep him from murdering Palmer.
So….this outfit here is just about a ludicrous as some of the stuff they have women wear in girly pics.
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BUT DOES IT HAVE A HOOD?!?
It almost certainly does. DOUBLE HEAD PROTECTION.
hehe.
Some night when ol’ Uncle Sill gets into the ergot he’ll tell you the story about how he wound up watching a Champions League football match in a gay bar in Denver. Alone.
Let me guess: Real Madrid was playing…
Arsenal.
I’m sure you made some lovely friends.
No.
It was 12:45. The sad early afternoon clientele is the same everywhere.
This is my casual wear. What is the problem?
It’s chilly out, I’m glad you took your sleeveless unzipped hoodie.
I live in Wisconsin and went to school in upper Michigan. 30 degrees is underwear and hoodie with the arm cut off weather
Yeah, legit. And there are gloves, which are important. Freezing the cartilage in your fingers isn’t fun.
I had a Chaco Taco this weekend with my niece.
THE BEN has MUCH better sense in frozen confectionery than he does in life.
I don’t think the Cardinals are going 11-5 again.
HOT TAEK!!!
If any team can win by that rediculous score the Cardinals would be that team
That play design sucked.
FG
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“This Fall…get KEEN on Keen! The Blacklist.”
FG for everyone else
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Her tattoo should really say “AMERICUH”
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See? That’s a bad joke.
Lord Baelish?
Wait, I will just say that was for that FG
Or you could just post another one. It’s only fair to Zymm.
Can I add a late entry to my season predictions? Carr loses his tongue by Week 8.
He’ll be pissed he can’t attend Cure Karaoke
He’ll be perfect as Subway’s next pitchman!
For Zymm for that FG. Way late. Not good at finding dude pics, but this game isnt good anyways
TRENT! JESUS. THE GUYS IN RED AND WHITE ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS AND YOU SHOULD NOT LET THEM HUG YOU!
Rivera’s crawl gains more yards per average than a Trent Richardson sprint.
He learned it from his sister.
Woo hoo Rivera! We go to the same barber!
Trent Richardson is to the running back position what Yugo is to the auto industry.
Yeah, except Yugo’s have a forward gear.
Crawling for a first down is okay, but I would laugh fully if someone scooted on their butt for a first down.
Did the yellow bar go full jordy Nelson?
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Edit buttons come and edit buttons go, but…
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