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The first NFL Sunday is upon us and our favorite South Jersey prognosticator is back at it to analyze and predict Colts and Bills.
Carl’s Stone Cold Lock of the Century of the Week
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As a Giants fan, a mammal, a Candian, a father, a candidate for district selectman and as an asshole… I approve this message. Carl seriously is still kicking it.
I’m pleasantly surprised that this is still a thing.
So they’ve got that court sketch artist on the NFL Network right now; she’s being a good sport but I really wish she just went completely scorched-earth and described the Patriots fans who gave her shit as “subhuman pieces of garbage whose own mothers regret ever having interacted with them on any level.”
But that’s not really taken as an insult there.
God bless this being unexpectedly online, and being its own post. It’s the best part of every NFL Sunday morning. How I’ve missed that greasy, body hairy bastard.
The only thing I took offense at was him calling Rex Ryan ‘Sexy Rexy’. We all know who the real Sexy Rexy is, that was almost blasphemy.
I had the same reaction. Do something, Congress!
Also “Christmas Ham of a head”? What does Jeff Baca have to do with any of this?
Only 60. Fuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Hmm…steak for breakfast?
If you need help “burning” the next 3 hours, this made me smile.
I’m getting cautiously optimistic about the Redskins/Dolphins game. Quick, someone please squash my mild hope before reality does!
Optimistic about the Redskins? Oh god. Oh, heavens, no. God, no.
There is no such thing as being cautiously optimistic about the Redskins any longer. Hazardously and dangerously optimistic is more like it….. because it involves toxic amounts of drugs and alcohol
Jesus Doc, what have you been inhaling in the secret DOF labs?
It’s okay, I thought about the O-line for a minute and the optimism passed.
The only line that can bring optimism about the Redskins comes in powder form .
Carl is supposed to be from South Jersey? No wonder I grew up knowing ten of him.
I’m like a kid on Christmas morning. I CAN’T SLEEP!
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