[finishes off Bechamel Sauce smoothie] Man that was good! Just like the early games, amirite? But wait! There’s more…
SF @ Ari: Arizona has picked up where they left off before “The Troubles” began last year. Palmer is 36 for 56 and sporting a gaudy 7-1 TD/Int ratio. He’s my “Two Weeks In Comeback Player Of The Year” award winner. Well done, you. The 9ers will have to put up with another D-Line that can bring pressure so I’m not sure about the passing game. Hyde has been a revelation running the rock though. Right now the Cards have too much going their way. They’ll be distancing themselves from the rest of the NFC West as the weeks go by.
Buf @ Mia: Gotta think one of these teams and the Jets will be grabbing a wild card down the road but it’s going to be a friggin’ mess when all is said and done. Both teams need this game badly. Both Miller and McCoy are banged up, Buffalo is going to sack Tannehill 4+ times, Suh is going up against a rook-I see a lot of blood on the field but I’ve been having these crazy visions lately. Buy gold people! Buffalo squeaks out the W.
Chi @ Sea: The “Careful What You Wish For, Bears Fans” vibe is very strong here. Cutler is out so now it’s time for…Strub’s? Vlasic? I can never remember that guy’s name. Seattle’s lookin’ to get into the win column and I think a good old-fashioned whooping is afoot.
MAKE IT STOP
MAKE IT END
All right, Red Zone just signed off. Time to take the dog for a drunken walk and then take a shower. Peace out.
My ex-abusive dad just flipped from “Thank you for waiting on a job to help my(his) sister” to “Go fuck yourself! Why aren’t you employed?” in one trip downstairs. I had a start date last year, then a “confirmed” start date this year in July, which is still delayed. He is helping her out so he knows. He is almost certainly on the steroids they gave him because of his breathing issues and on the insanely high doses they assign to him. He probably halved it and is just as insane.
“You know, your mom could really do better.”
– Bill Belichick
/but seriously, it sounds like your home life is no picnic and I don’t mean to make jokes, but that’s pretty much all I know how to do. I’m sorry you have to deal with such a shitty domestic situation.
Yeah, he is roided up for sure today. I complained because of the juxtaposition of the 2 events. That being said I am still stealing my dog as soon as I can get out of here, he gets the worst of it now. I was fine when that happened to me, my 10 year old puppy still doesnt understand.
My dad used to be on heavy-duty steroids for his problems as well. You have my sympathies.
I don’t know what to do? Buffalo… Competence… What? Can you get CTE from watching football?
IT’S FOOTBALL BURYIN TIME IN MIAMI
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They look so cute until they start biting your face off.
Let’s go Broncos, blow em out.
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She’s not bad when she’s not in character:
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DONKS WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT’S THE TIME HONORED DONKS-LIONS RIVALRY LIVE ON NBC
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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You kicked a HantaAIDS baby to death with a steel-toed boot.
Congratulations.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fun fact: “Jordan Carver” is the pseudonym that Ray Lewis uses when he checks into hotels.
No wonder all my late-night stalkings end up with me getting stabbed!
Shoulda been you, McCoy.
http://www.theonion.com/article/horrified-pope-calls-philadelphia-humanitys-greate-51398
I saw that. Hilarious.