Your Monday Nighter Open Thread

Det @ Sea: The Rams upset of the Cards yesterday makes it imperative for the ‘Hawks to grab this one. (And I thought the NFC East is a mess-which it is) With Lynch out Thomas Rawls (who?) gets the ball. He’s 5’9″ and 215 lbs. and hails from Central Michigan GO CHIPPEWAS! (I guess?) Anyone mamember Melvin McLaughlin? Of course you don’t-he is only  the leading career scorer for their basketball team! After giving up more than 60 points in their first two games the Seattle D threw a zero at the Bears so they may be rounding into shape OR the Bears are going scoreless from here on out and the Seahawks got in on the ground floor. According to Pro Football Focus the Lions have the most “wave to the defensive player as he runs by and gets pressure on the QB”. (may want to tighten up that terminology a bit, PFF) I look forward to Stafford doing his best impression of a fat kid trying to avoid being run over by an ice cream truck.

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Lothar of the Hill People

THE C-HOX WOULD’VE WON ANYWAY, NO ONE DENIES THIS!!!!11

How long until Seattle fans morph into Greatriot fans?

Beerguyrob

Maybe after this non-call the Seattle truthers will give up on hating Bill Leavy.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I missed this game to go drinking with friends. I presume I made the right decision.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

It was an ugly, ugly game.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Sez the winrar

Sill Bimmons

hey balls

ballsofsteelandfury

Howdy. Just reading up on Tito…

Beastmode Ate My Baby

OH GOOD ANOTHER THING FOR THE REST OF THE NFL TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SEAHAWKS FOR YAY

/sigh

Sill Bimmons

They won fair and square IMO.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

I think it was an arcane and secret rule that NFL officials were holding in their back pocket, until they could pull it out for a Green Bay win at SB 50. Gerry Austin spilled the beans, so expect him to “disappear” over the next few weeks…

MikeWallaceAndGromit

Beergh does not look kindly upon his followers revealing plots prematurely.

ballsofsteelandfury

I hate the NFL. Good teams don’t win games anymore, fuckups do.

And I’m not even a Lions fan. Carry on with the merriment.

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

Also Detroit…

sunrisesunrise

Gerry Austin should not be allowed to be on tv.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
ballsofsteelandfury

That’s like my Bat Signal.

Senor Weaselo

Yo-Yo Ma’s playing with Stay Human on Colbert. So you’re saying there’s a chance!

Sill Bimmons

Sometime when ol’ Uncle Sill gets into the ergot he’ll tell you the story of how Josip Tito is the most important man who ever existed.

Glorious Chairman Dan

+1 dead Ustashe soldier

John Difool
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
HeadBeeGuy

BATGHAZI

Badger

#10/5neverforget

….until next week.

Badger

More fixed officiating in favor of the Seahawks.

Col. Duke LaCross

TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS!

JustStopDude

“This game is like my sex life…the Lions were punched in the mouth and dragged off the field unconscious”

-Ray Rice

John Difool

Umm, Stabby, umm no, please stahp….. this is no championship defense…. it’s just another defense that had the good fortune of facing the Lions.

packman_jon

“Umm, Stabby, umm no, please stahp”
– Ray’s victims and/or literally everyone who has to listen to him

packman_jon

“This game is like my sex life. I can’t remember either”

– Trent Green

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

This game is just like my sex life in that when it ended a heartfelt apology was offered followed by a few tears.

JustStopDude

You have to have a dinner with one either Chuckie or his son…which one do you choose?

I imagine Jon Gruden just would not shut up the entire meal, annoying the shit out of me.

I would be afraid of Jay Gruden just punching someone due to the PTSD of dealing with Dan Snyder on a regular basis.

WCS

Jay Gruden would serve you braised ACL a la Griffin.

John Difool

Jay Gruden would star reaching across the table and start grabbing your French fries.

packman_jon

Since we both are named Jon we’d automatically bond over the anger we share when people spell our name “John”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

If they were buying? Which one is the cheap-ass bastard?

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