Det @ Sea: The Rams upset of the Cards yesterday makes it imperative for the ‘Hawks to grab this one. (And I thought the NFC East is a mess-which it is) With Lynch out Thomas Rawls (who?) gets the ball. He’s 5’9″ and 215 lbs. and hails from Central Michigan GO CHIPPEWAS! (I guess?) Anyone mamember Melvin McLaughlin? Of course you don’t-he is only the leading career scorer for their basketball team! After giving up more than 60 points in their first two games the Seattle D threw a zero at the Bears so they may be rounding into shape OR the Bears are going scoreless from here on out and the Seahawks got in on the ground floor. According to Pro Football Focus the Lions have the most “wave to the defensive player as he runs by and gets pressure on the QB”. (may want to tighten up that terminology a bit, PFF) I look forward to Stafford doing his best impression of a fat kid trying to avoid being run over by an ice cream truck.
The Gruden Grinder…. a lot less scary than Gruden on Grindr.
These Detroit Lions, I call Cecil the Lion because their season is clearly dead.
/obligatory
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ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER @ZODIAC_MF 33 seconds ago
“THE LIONS WHO HAVE FOUND EVERY POSSIBLE WAY TO LOSE GAMES ADD ANOTHER CHAPTER TO THE BOOK.” THIS IS WHY I WATCH GOODFELLAS INSTEAD
Zodiac MF is a goddamn national treasure
So…when do we start cheering for the Lions to go for a perfect losing season again?
This is as good a time as any. After tonight, I BELIEVE!!!
“to see the bottom corner of the glass that’s half-empty”
what
Lions gon’ Lion
It’s okay Lions
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Mistake by going out of bounds? Oh shut up Mike…
Seriously that has to be one of the dumbest statements in MNF history.
Its fucking first down, less than a minute 30, and he expects the receiver to stay in bounds and risk a fumble vice taking a knee twice…
Somehow this game didn’t illicit a smarmy Carroll gif… simply amazing.
Victory formation! Thank goodness…
My happiness meter went from “Very” to “Very Not” in a remarkably short period of time.
Herman Moore must be spinning in his grave right now.
*checks to see if Herman Moore is dead*
Barry Sanders just shit on his neighbor’s 5000 square foot lawn and is waiting for him to come outside.
Detroit is Kearsed.
PK, you can just send me a check for $50k for writing that tweet for you.
Or Rovell.
MAYBE
So is Carroll is definitely going to throw it here right?
3 &2?
Gotta pay tribute to the twin towers.
Yep. What an asshole.
Supreme Chancellor!
So like it’s clear that Pete Carroll long ago sold his immoral soul to the devil, right??
Tirico: “Calvin Johnson, he’s a big guy…”
Bane: “For you…”
Tribulation Consolidated just announced a plan to open a new facility in Detroit.
The Lions’ offense is gonna score all the touchdowns! They can make it on their own!
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Sound financial advice, anyone?
Correct.
Holy FUCKBALLS universe
Oh Calvin…finding new and exciting ways for the Lions to suck!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DEEEEEEEEERRRRPPPP
Jesus megatron is one unlucky motherfucker.
MEGADERP
Conversely, DERPATRON
um wut
What in the fuck.
TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS
Oh Lions.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
I know I’m traditionally one of our loudest voices in favor of the Extra Drinking Period, but I just can’t tonight.
Tirico would stab Gruden’s eyes right out of his head if he knew he could get away with it.
Detroit will somehow find a way to fuck this up
In spectacular fashion!
Welp..
Heyyyyyy!
Jesus, dude. FYI, it doesn’t count if you came into contact with NSZ.
ANTONIO CROMARTIE: I lost.
VOICEOVER: ESPN presents Trojan War.
YES
If this game were a car, it would be this.
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Trent Dilfer?
Stabby?
LOLNOOOP
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Crazy enough I referenced this the other day regarding Horatio’s son’s Englilish paper.
Page 17 from the Philadelphia Sports Fan Guidebook, “Smuggling Projectiles into the Stadium”
Was that Sandy Bollocks?
Somebody forgot to tell Matt Stafford coming into this game that he is Matt Stafford.
I was going to suggest he check the waist band of his underwear…but I don’t think he can see if he is even wearing them without a large mirror.
“The fuck is this shit” Seattle D on Lions’ O on this drive.
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I swear to God Seatle D/ST. If you fuck me over…
Detroit is gonna win this.
Or, throw a pick-six..
Or tie…
Lions…
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Peyton Manning: “This game is like my sex life”
“This game is, like, my sex life.”
— Michael Sam probably
Cause every time I ask for head she runs out screaming.
/kisses biceps
//takes home run trot
Glad I didn’t participate in that.
“Phillp Rivers pulled that game out”
That’s the only time he’ll pull out Tirico.
Hi-yo!
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Strong Sad is the Houston Texans of Homestar.
Holy shit…I just read that in the last 72 hours, over 74 people have OD’d on heroin.
The human in me just shakes my head at that. The former smack head from Baltimore in me wants to call them all pussies…
In Chicago. These have all occurred in Chicago.
Good hustle…
I was at a steel mill and they were pulling cables. 3 phase shit. I freaked out the electricians when I could tell them to the quarter pound how much they had in a bin.
It had been a while since I was in the game so I couldn’t tell them how much that was worth in cash.
bad/pure batches don’t discriminate against your tolerance.
I guessing the shit is being cut with fentanyl.
That stuff would make Keith Richards nod off.
It would kill the rest of us….