Indy @ Hou: Arian is coming back to full strength against the right team-versus the Colts he averages a TD per game, 120 rush yards and 6 ypc. Is there anyone who can’t run against Indy? I don’t think so. Here’s betting that Mallethoyer has the sort of game that will have the Texan fan screaming for Hoyermallet to start the following week. As of this writing (Wednesday) both Luck and Hasselbeck were questionable which led to the re-signing of Josh Johnson. Needless to say, one of the questionables will be dragging his carcass onto the field Thursday evening. You know how teams end up regretting not re-upping a star player because he ended up on a division rival and went on to show that he could still be productive?-Texans management doesn’t feel that way about Andre Johnson. At the rate he’s going, Donte Moncrief (no relation to Sidney Moncrief, the do-everything 6’4″ guard for the Milwaukee Bucks in the 80’s that was asked to guard everyone from Jordan to Dr. J to Larry Bird and never got the credit he deserved and was my childhood hero, dammit!) is going to be the guy that ends up getting double coverage, leaving T.Y. to wonder, “hey, what about me?”.
Legal
In most states.
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Oops.
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Sorry, but Nightmare Rabbit needs to be ripped to shreds by coyotes.
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Invasion of the Body Snatchers;
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I should have guessed there is such a thing as “alien” fuck dolls.
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The LAW.
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Officer, want to practice your handcuffing skills?
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Oh, VULGAR, my bad.
Best to double check
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Liars.
/links to bing results for “betty veronica rule 34”
Veronica compared Betty to Hitler?
A Hitler stache may have been involved in some instances. In a manner of speaking.
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Fuck USC.
Kiss this.
http://legacy.barstoolsports.com/_images/articles/2007/09/02/butt2.jpg
And this
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I have an iron will, fuck USC.
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So Wonder —— http://gfycat.com/SilentAnguishedHorsemouse
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I’m sure the sensors were “They ARE coming out! I know it! They CAN’T possibly stay in there!”
or the censors…. which ever.
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My sensors were certain they couldn’t stay in.
My probe was extending in preparation.
1/100th the budget of the Mission Impossible CIA heist scene, 100 times the excitement.
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Michael Douglas, a curse upon thee.
Not the cancer though, that’s just wrong.
What the fuck is happening in that post game? Talk over each other why don’t ya.
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More fun than watching this game.
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Let’s not get carried away here with the hyperbole.
Fuck JJ Watt with a rotten tree stump.
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At least Houston is fatter than Indy, so they’ve got that going for them.
Can I say two things: 1) Jesse Palmer is a douche, and 2) the preponderance of beards offends me.
Maybe if you got vaccinated Matt, you might not have been in the ER…
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In honor of Mr. Balls.
This is awesome!
I had to look long and hard at that picture to make sure it was legal.
all this beer but you still thursday
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What a riveting and exciting game!!
Both teams played hard!
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I’m so bored I noticed that the Ice Cowboys are destroying the Ice Steelers
*awaits sweet release of the banhammer*
Losing in shutout fashion is the kewl thing to do in Yinzburgh right now.
I approve of this.
Ice Steelers and their potent offense got shutout.
Ice Cowboys’ goalie had 2 assists.
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Yes, yes. That’s the spirit!
At least the Texans have a solid defensive coach,,.Coachella. Heard it was da bomb this year!
/taps dances away
So can we expect to see Ryan Mallet in for the last, 20 second drive?
Well moot point…
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Same but different
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If you have no quarterbacks you actually have none.
The Colts will fail to get a first down and the Texans will get the ball back with 1:20 left.
PSA.
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Jesus, the Texans are a testament to today’s “if you don’t have a QB, you’re fucked” of the modern NFL.
Great punt from Hoyer, but it looked like some members of the coverage team were downfield early.
Right in the lumber yard.
Vintage Favre!
What the fuck was that?!?
Lol Hoyer
Terrell Owens: A Who Cares Life
I’ve seen this commercial dozens of times, but, I still forget Fassenbender is supposed to be Steve Jobs in that Steve Jobs film.
AS IF ON CUE
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WHY WAIT WHY DONT YOU HAVE A 20 SECOND DRILL PLAY YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS HEAP OF OMNISHIT
FAINTING COUCH
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THIS TERRY MCAULAY, I CALL HIM ANGEL, BECAUSE HE’S HOSTILE TO SPIKE AND HE THINKS THIS IS HIS SHOW
Come on this is a good Buffy joke
We are all the man in the middle.
Nobody circles the firing squad like the Houston Texans.