It might be a game for the aged-‘s’ and ‘d’ are so close to each other.
SF @ NYG: Staley and TE Davis are out for this one. I can’t blame Kaep for perhaps thinking that the stars are aligning against him. The fan site Niners Nation recommends that you start ZERO 9’ers tonight. ZERO! Rarely has a fan site been so honest. There’s not a hint of “Kaep might go off in this one” or “Look for Hyde to grab a goal-line TD”. That’s sad. The Giants D seems to be rounding into some sort of shape ( a parallelogram? a Mobius Strip?) It sure looks as though the G-Men will be stepping on some throats tonight but hey, a complete implosion isn’t off the table. Let’s watch what happens…together.
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I’m glad she is aware of the dangers of breast cancer. I would be happy to check her for lumps.
I can teach this young lady how to tie a square knot.
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Wow a gif from the future commentist party.
Mike Florio, Tony Dungy, Bob Costas, and Bob Costas’ non-Crayola 128 colored hair-the 4 horseshit stains of the apocalypse. What a waste of money. NBC could run a test pattern and get the same ratings instead of their cast this size marching band/5th Infantry Division/cast of “Ben Hur” pre, halftime and postgame show. All saying not a damn thing.
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Flike Morio, Dony Tungy, Cob Bostas
You had me at Cob Bostas
Green room artist conception:
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Dungy is HORRFIED by such SODOMY! Florio and King?
Don’t laugh. I actually saw that happen once, in a slow-speed car accident.
Please folks, always wear your seat belts.
Dita Von Teese.
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More like Von Tease! Amirite?
Nope. You can see very detailed photos of her vagina (not vulva, vagina) online.
So literal. I’m sure she teased a bit first.
Nipple tassels for some, miniature American flag nipple tassels for others.
Pro tip; DO NOT use Crazy Glue.
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Up date. Holy shit the fire department here is fucking fast!
Turns out some drunk dude was cooking and caught his kitchen on fire. Stinks like hell but the FD got it out right away. Letting us back in already.
Methinks I should drop off some donuts and coffee in the AM at the local station.
Wow. Good news.
Def drop something off.
Are they volunteer or professional?
The Intox Gourmet-First, put the pasta in a pot of boiling water.Then spill a natty lite on your chest while reclining on your couch. Then fall asleep.
“I’ll be really looking forward to Patriots-Colts.”
-No one
Cassel Magic coming for the ‘Boys?
HAHA, take that Uproxx writer that said Odell shouldn’t be on the Giants.
First Place baAAAby!
(don’t mention that the NFC East is a dumpster fire)
THIS GAME IS STILL NOT AS GOOD AS WHEN THEISMANN GOT HIS LEG BROKE
Few things in this world will ever be as good as that.
Green zone? When did the NFL become a Paul Greengrass movie?
When Tom Coughlin didn’t quit two years ago.
Awesome. Sitting in bed, going to sleep, and all hell breaks loose.
Fucking apartment building caught fire. Nothing like trying to get a freaked out parrot into a carrier while it sounds like a fucking bank robbery is going on.
Oh shit. Stay safe.
oh man, hope you and your bird get out unharmed.
Jesus. Glad you’re safe, and I hope your shit stays undamaged.
Oh fuck. Good luck.
So.
That all happened whether or not any of us observed or even cared.
Some of the best games are when two decidedly average teams face each other.
It’s even better when a shit team and an average one that plays down to the competition meet.
This is the only aspect of football that I feel I’ve made peace with. Everything else is intolerable.
You can take the Mangini out of the Jets, but you cannot take the Jets out of Mangini.
My favorite desperation play in football is the Hook-And-Oh-There’s-No-One-Behind-Me.
WOOO 1st place at 3-2
Well that game plan seemed…lacking.
Damn it, quit making me need more Le’Veon points Monday night, Kaep…
49ers putting on a real blocking clinic
So did this kick return team get any coaching before going out there or what?
York cut the budget for Special Teams; thought they were tarnishing his brand.
That was beyond sad.
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Maybe we can get a record FG now?
Cris can’t talk because he’s still climaxing.
THAT YOUNG MAN IS COLLINGSWORTH’S NEW BECKHAM SEX FANTASY
Never get out of the Corn Maze.
I’ve played Barber’s Adagio for Strings about eleven thousand times this weekend. What have I missed?
The Adagio from Schubert’s Quintet in C Major.
FLIBBERTYGIBBET
I just went from a 90% chance of winning my game to a 20% chance.
Fuck you Sheli.
Reply fail. See below.
Ouch.
Damn you Eli!
Ah, yes, the patented Eli helmet-catch!
9ers choked hard
THESE NINERS I CALL THEM SASHA GREY
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83% to 17%
Helmet Catch 2.0
“Jim Tomsula, please report to the general manager’s office. Jim. Tomsula.”
Larry Donnell of all people
Holy fucking shit.
Wow, this one will leave a mark, SF.
There aren’t more than four SF defenders who have ever heard of Shane Vereen.
haha
FLAGS FOR THE FLAG GOD
HAIL BLEERGH
That timeout might come in handy about now.
INDAHAAAAAAAS
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He likes it raw!
How is that not grounding?
A hamstring prayer? The fuck are you talking about, Collinsworth?
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LOOK WHO’S BECK
THIS ELI, I CALL HIM THE CAT BECAUSE I LIKE MY DOGS ARCHIE AND PEYTON BETTER
Introducing Cisfarency from Frontier Airlines
Giants are 2-4 when Eli throws for 400.
He was so shocked at the horribleness of the throw that he was rendered unable to catch it.
awwww, man. I wanted some game-ending Elisha face.
There’s still time.