It might be a game for the aged-‘s’ and ‘d’ are so close to each other.
SF @ NYG: Staley and TE Davis are out for this one. I can’t blame Kaep for perhaps thinking that the stars are aligning against him. The fan site Niners Nation recommends that you start ZERO 9’ers tonight. ZERO! Rarely has a fan site been so honest. There’s not a hint of “Kaep might go off in this one” or “Look for Hyde to grab a goal-line TD”. That’s sad. The Giants D seems to be rounding into some sort of shape ( a parallelogram? a Mobius Strip?) It sure looks as though the G-Men will be stepping on some throats tonight but hey, a complete implosion isn’t off the table. Let’s watch what happens…together.
Can they review if somebody calls a timeout?
BOUNCY BOUNCY
Not a pick
I will now commence binge drinking.
no way
ITS A TRAP!
MANNING FACE TIME
FUCK YOU!!!!
Time Out, New York Giants, called by the home office.
“Eli was looking around like he didn’t know what they were talking about”
Well if that sentence doesn’t accurately describe Eli’s life, I don’t know what does.
aka “Eli’s Big Book Club Day Out”
You can’t just give Tom Coughlin a timeout when Tom Coughlin needs a nap.
Yes, continue to leave their most successful route entirely unguarded.
In my money league, I have a shot because my opponent benched the Cards D for the Giants. Hee hee.
Well, at least they’ve still got Plaxico Burress out there.
You heard it first, Cris Collingsworth would grab someone else on the field to beat him and double team Shane Vereen.
WHOO! EAGLES GONNA BE IN FIRST PLACE
BOING
Shut up, Collinsworth. Kaepernick still sucks out loud.
Lukewarm Giants Supporter Is Disappoint
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop shooting heroin into my eyeball.
Glad I bought the big bottle of bleach.
There’s no wrong week to stop shooting heroin into your eyeball.
Please Odell.
He’s out, shit.
With the holiday, I really wanted this one to go to EXTRA DRINKING PERIOD. Oh well.
YOU HAD IT RIGHT IN YOUR HANDS!!!!
2-3 for all. Let it be written. Let it be done!
http://blackmanwithagun.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/391f9f40fb4260cb8d8498507abddde1.jpg
WHERE IS YOUR MESSIAH NOW?
Holy FUCKBALLS today
You left Manning too much time, if this were the other Manning, and also two years ago.
Fuck
You stupid moron.
more than a “little” tug
Oh christ
oh fuck that
Man I’d intervene too if my son and my daughter were about to make out, good for Bose dad
Oh goddamnit
Yup, ruined forever.
When it comes down to it, the Giants defense isn’t very good…..
Just get in the damn end zone Hyde! Argh!
The funny thing about the McDonald’s all-day breakfast rollout is that many of their “high-end” products, the ones that were supposed to save the company and instead killed it, are going to be sacrificed in the back-to-basics all-day menu.
If they hadn’t been idiots and had just gone with all-day breakfast 20 years ago they’d have been fine.
Know what’s overrated, Giants D backs? Turning around and finding the ball. Keep it up.
I can’t tell if Kaep’s really good at throwing to Boldin specifically or if Boldin’s got some fuckin’ magnets in his gloves.
I just popped a little Tomsula on my ass, and, man, that stuff just went all over. Smelled like flop sweat and hair grease.
Now’d be a good time for the Kaeperpick.
#P7ckS7xCom7n
OK, Kaep. De7tiny is ca77ing.
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FUCK YOU AND YOUR PLAY CALLING GIANTS.
“That’s a long one.”
— no Packers coach, 1992-2007
The hardest thing about getting Eli’s feet in the right position is the way they slip in those footie pajamas.
Tomsule is Ron Jeremy in makeup no?
Ron Jeremy is Tomsula in makeup.
Tomsula is Pornstache in Orange Is The New Black’s thirty-year fast-foward.
ARE YOU ALL SO BEAUTIFUL
This game feels like it’s been on for eternity.
Doesn’t matter, SF can’t/won’t cover the shitty receivers, either. Might as well rest teh ODB.
Welp, the Madden curse claims another.
What are the odds that Beckham hurt himself doing that dance?
Yeesh. Even the Giants have a Ring Of Honor.
http://kiddynamitesworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/doing_it_wrong.png
I get the joke, but what kind of signage is that in the background?
That shit is all over the place.
I’m guessing West Africa somewhere, maybe Nigeria or Ghana.
That’s no answer.
Uh…
http://www.clker.com/cliparts/U/B/a/F/6/y/cyrillic-letter-k.svg
Ah yes, the African Russians. I forgot.
“At 98 years old, he was taping ankles a few years ago,” yeah, but that’s because he’s old enough to think showing a woman’s ankle is pornographic, not because it was his job or anything.
Garrett Celek, because FUCK everyone who plays fantasy football.
Hey, Niners, imagine if you played defense at all, you might be winning this clusterfuck.