It might be a game for the aged-‘s’ and ‘d’ are so close to each other.
SF @ NYG: Staley and TE Davis are out for this one. I can’t blame Kaep for perhaps thinking that the stars are aligning against him. The fan site Niners Nation recommends that you start ZERO 9’ers tonight. ZERO! Rarely has a fan site been so honest. There’s not a hint of “Kaep might go off in this one” or “Look for Hyde to grab a goal-line TD”. That’s sad. The Giants D seems to be rounding into some sort of shape ( a parallelogram? a Mobius Strip?) It sure looks as though the G-Men will be stepping on some throats tonight but hey, a complete implosion isn’t off the table. Let’s watch what happens…together.
Kickkakke imminent.
So it seems I am mere metres from a giants bar. Should i?
OF COURSE
METERS!
(Which bar?)
Trinity. This is according to chicago bar project, so may be out of date, but they have an excellent accuract rate.
When you walk in yell J-E-T-S, JETS, JETS, JETS!
They’ll be sure to love you.
But what if you fall for a Giants boy. WHAT THEN??
I spent 5 years dating a Pats fan. I’ve done worse.
How long in rehab for that one??
And did you ever wear a Gronk or Brady jersey for him?
Fuck no. I have my pride.
He greatly benefited of my sleeper skins recs for fantasy though, and I got no thanks. ‘this alfred morris kid is the only viable starter and he’s going for real’. How about a fucking ‘good tip! Lets go get dinner with my winnings!’. Ass.
Boys are fucking terrible, as I’m sure you’ve noticed.
I hope Harbaugh leaves demeaning voicemails on Jed York’s phone.
Or just message after message of loud, heavy breathing.
Gee, 49ers, it might make sense to cover the Giants’ best receiver.
Hey, bourbon drinkers, I need a recommendation. I decided that since I like bourbon-barrel beers so much, maybe I should try drinking, yanno, bourbon.
Anyone recommend a nice, inexpensive, beginner bourbon?
Buffalo Trace
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Bulleit.
Both good. For mixing I can actually highly recommend wild turkey.
Wild Turkey, seriously? I think that’s the shit we used to give to our grabage men for Christmas when I was a kid.
Old Grand Dad bonded is also a good mixing buy for the price.
Woodford Reserve.
Can we get some intern or production assistant or stripper into the booth for Harold Reynolds? Perhaps being able to give on his patented reverse hugs during the broadcast will make him stop saying stupid things or just things in general.
There is no play I like more than a linebacker throwing the running back over the fucking first down mark.
Seriously, is there a more reprehensible non-Ivy League university than Ole Miss?
Notre Dame.
Jebus, Eli’s in his 12th season? He still looks like an autistic 17 year old.
“The promo code is PROMOCODE? That’s the kind of combination an idiot would have on his luggage!”
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THERE’S A DOIN’S A TRANSPIRIN’ BOY
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Giants win on the criterion of ‘how dumb does pink look with your unis?’
A run heavy offensive scheme against one of the top run defenses in football? CONFIDENCE IN KAEP
What? Did I know Reggie Bush was on the 49ers?
He’s been on all the teams now right?
Been kind of a theme this season.
My kids were watching Sesame Street this morning, and Reggie Bush was in a segment, wearing his Saints jersey.
You know what goes great with beer?
Another beer.
Same same with bourbon. HAPPY DRINKING!
Derptacular tackling so far. Promising!
What’s the under on when this thread becomes a MLB playoff blog? Because I’m going to take it.
I do like how MLB has ensured its irrelevance by having its opening playoff rounds on FS1 and MLB Network. Nothing says exposure like playing on cable’s premium sports tier.
Yeah, I would actually want to watch some of the match ups this year, but there’s nothing on broadcast TV until the Series. Fuck that shit.
Also, TBS’s baseball coverage sucks. And that’s not just because they’re giving Dusty Baker money to be as dumb as he was in the Cubs dugout.
I’ve always thought there should be a Dusty Baker/Dennis Green buddy cop show.
Tulo grounds out to end the inning! (We’ll split your winnings)
You’re the man!
Wooooo! Dirt Cowboys!!!!!!11!!
The bar is playing ‘Loser’ for kickoff. Appropriate.
Side note. I would be entertained if either team got funky with cheez whiz.
I’m a driver, I’m a winner. Things are gonna change, I can feel it.
I’ve decided I just hate the NFC East. I don’t want any of the teams to win it. Go 48ers.
My dream is for the Colts to go 6-0 against the AFC South, 0-10 against the rest of their schedule…then still get to host the Bengals in the wild card round and win 26-10.
I wonder how many under-.500 division champions it’s mathematically possible to have? It’d be awesome if it was 6 of the 8, and then the wild cards meet in the Super Bowl.
I’m biased, but I want the entire NFC East to be 2-3. Also i enjoy that my phone has learned how often I type NFC East.
So my evening class tomorrow is off for “fall break.” I think I’m gonna get some special beer for MNF. Who’s playing? Pit-SD? Ugh. Better make it high ABV.
The 49rs have gotten so many -1s they’re now the 28rs.
If they keep this up, they’ll end up as the 7sts.
Holy shit. When did Eli become Forrest Gump?
When was he not?
…become?
You should see how he gets after an entire box of chocolates.
God Eli is so fucking goofy.
Well, anything that knocks Phil Simms down a peg is worthwhile.
Use Promo Code: ITSABIGSCAM.
That’s ITSABIGSCAM.
Just the world’s most terrible advert.
C’mon, Niners. One more implosion is all I need for my awful, awful team to be tied for first place.
“Jim Harbaugh went to Michigan, how’s that working out?”
I hope Jim frantically calls NBC and screams “it’s going fucking great….yyyyyyaaarrrrggghhhh!”
Anyone want to give me a biased synopsis of ne/dal?
Pantz. Dooped.
The Patriots are going to win it all, again! Cats and dogs, living together, mass hysteria!
New England is going to drop 60 on the Colts, go 16-0, then lose to Eli in the Super Bowl on a hilarious play.
The wife is out of town. If anyone can make a compelling argument why I should watch this shit rather than play Forza 6, look at porn, rub one out, and go to bed, I’d love to hear it
Wait, I had something for this!
Because football.
You won’t understand the hilarious jokes we’re making!
Holy shit…I just realized the “Simpsons” are still on TV…
Why?
This has been a weird day, but I’ve landed in a Steelers bar which isn’t tonight, what with the Steelers not playing, that doesn’t serve food, but does serve whiskey to watch a quarter or so of this game until I need dinner. Victory? Eh, sure.
Also, I’ve learned that none of us is anywhere near as much of an alcoholic as the guy who was sitting next to me’s ex wife.
Which bar is the Stillers bar? I was in one a few weeks ago and found it oddly charming.
I’m at Durkins. There are about 5 in the city though.
At Halsted and Diversey? That was the one I randomly stumbled into.
Yeah, I’ve never been inside for a stillers game, but it’s a good bar. I’ve stopped in here fairly frequently on the way back from a skins game or delilahs.
When I stumble into a bar, I always get kicked out right away.
Founders Redankulous. Om nom nom hops.
Haven’t decided what to go with yet. Going to see what my better half wants with the chili.
I’d say my future self is going to come back in time and steal that chili, but we both know he’s too busy RTing sponsored tweets.
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The Dunge to James, right before the unpleasantness:
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Are any of my fellow GIants fans terrified tonight?
I just laid in a special supply of beer.
Did Dungy just say Barnage caught it with his “taint?”
Gonna go get the fixin’s to make my homemade gyros and pita bread for tomorrow (woo-hoo Small Pox Day!). Mebbe I can post this process as a foodie blog entry, not sure how though. Enjoy the game of the…evening!
Did somebody say “fixins?”
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I just made it so that you can write posts which can then be approved by an editor/admin. You can throw something up if you want to and one of us will take a look and schedule it for you.
If I ever see Jeremy Hill out on the street I think I’m gonna try to fight him.
hey guys
Cornbread is cooking, the chili I made yesterday is now reheating, and I have an embarrassment of choices of beers to try. Life is good.
There are so many well done, adult-oriented animated shows in recent years (Futurama, Archer, Venture Brother, etc)…why can’t FOX give The Simpsons producers enough money to do one good graceful bowing out season?
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I DERP, I DIE, I DERP AGAIN.
#witnessme
#blessed
It’s all day breakfast for Local Area Man, who forgot to go to the store before blowing the rest of his paycheck on Draft Kings, and all he has left is a quart of milk and a few old boxes of cereal.
What’s going on over here?
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After watching NE get away with all the pick plays (save one, the NFL’s token attempt at credibility), if either team gets called for more than one pick I’m gonna lose my goddamn mind.
Fuck Pete Rose and fuck everyone who bleats on endlessly about he’s been wronged by being banned from baseball.
Evening all, happy thanksgiving to any of us up here.
For some reason (most likely drunkeness) I need rashad jennings to get more points than antonio brown tomorrow minus 3. And, yes, i know, nobody cares about my goddamn fantasy team, me least of all.
I care!
Have Jennings too…..
Thank god the Giants are going up against a QB who’s (probably) too stupid to capitalize on their piss poor clock management. WE SHOULD BE UNDEFEATED GODDAMNIT.