NFL Broadcast Maps, Week 6

Week Six is upon us.  Here are the broadcast maps for Sunday:

Week 6, Broadcast Maps

Cowboys, Raiders, Rams, and Bucs have Byes this Week.

Primetime games are as follow:

TNF:  Falcons @ Saints

SNF: Patriots @ Colts

MNF: Giants @ Eagles

I think if the Giants wins this one, they should more or less secure the NFC East berth.  Clots will do their normal freeze up when facing the Patriots and be routed.

We are again another disproportionate 8:3 early to late afternoon games.

CBS early features Broncos-Browns in the West, Northern Ohio and Indiana, Dallas, Alaska and a strip of the South.  Bengals-Bills is in most of the North-East, Mid-Atlantic and Appalachians and Hawaii.  Chiefs-Vikings is most of the central 1/3 of the country.  Dolphins-Titans mostly restricted to their native markets.  Jags-Texans is also contained to their native markets, though Dallas wants no fucking part of a Texans game.

CBS late features King Laserface against Green Bay throughout most of the country.  If Rodgers was legitimately gay or even bisexual, I wonder how hard Rivers would try to beat him (both on and off the field).  Ravens-49ers is limited to a Box in the Appalachians and most of the Central Pacific.

As for Fox, Cards-Steelers is in much less of the country than I would expect considering they both have winning records right now.  Though the Neutral City-State of Wichita does get them.  [*Redacted] s-Jets are in the Northeast and Mid-Atlantic, West Palm Beach, plus most of Texas, Oklahoma and Arkansas (fuck should I know how they decide these things).  Bears-Lions (oh my), is in most of the Upper Mid-West, but I do like how the Minnesota Middle-Finger returns.  It’s especially apt for this game.

Panthers-Seahawks is the only Fox game featured in the bulk of the country with some random smattering here and there.  I wonder why Fresno held out for this one instead of Steelers-Cards.

Subject to change as always.  The 1PM slate has some decent matchups on paper.

Enjoy.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
entropy

Oh joy I’m right on the border of either Cards/Stillers or N!gg3rF@gg0ts/Jets, and knowing my cable provider, I will be told one game and get the other, only to discover it too late to make the bar in time for a decent TV. Motherfucker.

blaxabbath

Yeah, don’t let me watch any division rivals. Make sure I see Green Bay…again…when they aren’t on prime time.

I wish the Jags would put Tebow on the roster just see what it does to the broadcast map.

montythisseemsstrangetome

I TOLD YOU TO STOP TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY ARKANSAS DOES ANYTHING

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

– Dr. Henry Jones Sr., admonishing his son for trying to decipher the motives of their benighted country cousin.

entropy

I drove diagonally through Arkansas once, and to the North was farmland, the South was all dirt, and every half mile or so there was either a dead dog or a state police cruiser.

I did not like Arkansas.

Old School Zero

Finally, we don’t get Tennessee games! That’s good!

But instead we’re getting Broncos/Cleveland! That’s bad.

Green Bay-San Diego is the main late game across the country, though! That’s good!

It’s just not in the Portland area, where we get SF/BAL instead. That’s bad.

But we get Carolina-Seattle in the Fox late game!

That’s… good?

Can I use Redzone now?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I actually would not be surprised if Cleveland wins that game.

/would totally be surprised.

King Hippo

Eventually, playing with a half-to-3/4 dead QB is gonna catch up to the Donks. But in Cleveland? The week after a “breakthrough” win for The Factory?

King Hippo

This might have to be a bar day. Waiting on Red Zone for Donks coverage is a little vexing when it’s an 8-way split.

Plus, no issue getting medium tipsy and going to bed around 7:30 because I’ll be damned if I’m watching one second of Pats/Clots. Thank fuck it’s not part of a Mandatory 14-hour Footy Day.

makeitsnowondem

Huge relief to know I won’t miss Texans-Jags.

Spanky Datass

Yes, I’ve been on pins and needles with worry all week. /wanking

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Where’s that game being played, anyhow? Cair Paravel? Minas Tirith?

entropy

Plains of Leng, east of the Mountains of Madness.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Well that sucks, I thought they’d have it at a neutral site, like Emerald City.

entropy

I see you’re sticking with the more upbeat fantasy locations, whereas I give this game its apocalyptic due and set it where some Old Ones can strike down both teams, like Castle Rock or maybe District 12.

makeitsnowondem

Brian Hoyer does not simply throw into Mordor.