Your Late Afternoon Thread

Car @ Sea: I doubt very much that Graham will get going finally against a Panthers D that have allowed only 1 TD and have 3 picks when the TE has been targeted. On the other side, Olsen accounts for just over 30% of the team’s receiving yards, leads the team in targets and is playing against a squad that allows an 81% completion rate to the TE. Lynch is listed as questionable with a hamstring but is expected to play. He’s gonna get battered in what figures to be a very physical game. (aren’t they all?) The Hawks have had some problems closing things out-they’ve allowed almost as many points (48) in the 4th as they have in the other 3 quarters combined (50).

SD @ GB: Any plans to move the Chargers to L.A. will have to be discussed with the Packers. Why? Because with a 9-1 record against San Diego it would seem as though Green Bay owns them. You can count on Rivers throwing a pick today-not because the opposing D is so good (though it is) but because he has done so in ten of the last eleven. The winner of the “Right Time, Right Place” award goes to James Jones. The guy that was cut by the G-men and came back to the fold and leads the team with 394 yards and 5 TD’s. Gordon may be in for a good game-GB has handed 141 yds. to Forte and 159 to Gurley. However, this looks like a done deal for the Pack. Football Outsiders has them ranked as 5th (offense) 4th (defense) and 3rd (overall) best team in the NFL. Add to that the fact that Rodgers is 48-10 at home…well, you do the math.

Bal @ SF: Our third and final battle this week featuring 1-win teams. Yay! If Forsett’s ankle can’t go the Ravens RB situation looks like rook Javorius Allen and 3 undrafted FA’s, one of which (Terrence Magee) has been with the team for three whole weeks! The other two are Akeem Hunt and Raheem Mostert. I’d make the old joke that they couldn’t even get arrested in this town but they have minority status and it is Baltimore. Time to shine, guys. It’s almost like one Raymond Rice is dead to the Ravens. Remember that vaunted Baltimore D?-Carr (351 yds.), Dalton (388) and McCown (457!) certainly didn’t when they played against them earlier in the year. Kaep, you’re next.

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Spur

At least Seattle lost today.

Old School Zero

Blah.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Packers win. 1 more Lizzy Caplan gif. This means nothing I just liked her being an asshole.

http://media.tumblr.com/31651a3f54f280cb3481b8c25c7e4386/tumblr_inline_mkyljhAvcp1rg4uy0.gif

JustStopDude

Jesus…managed to sleep through fucking everything.

Did I miss much from the 4pm games on?

Martin

Nope

Redshirt

How is GB-SD still going on?

Martin

Woops

Dick E. Phuck

Chargers didnt want it bad enough.. thats why they lost.

Lothar of the Hill People

No, it was a lack of grit.

500+ yards and only score 20 points, fuck off SD

Spur

Ball goes to Woodhead every other play except when it would have been a TD.

blaxabbath

If Woodhead were black, he’s gotta come back to that ball.

John Difool

Well, River me timbers….

Spur

Andy Reid: “Kick the field goal boys”

Dick E. Phuck

A draw play with Woodhead. Brilliant!

Old School Zero

Goddamnit

Brick Meathook

WOODHEAD AIN’T THAT GRITTY TO POUND UP THE MIDDLE

blaxabbath

Not against a bigger grittier whitier Mathews.

Redshirt

O/U Number of “Be Right Back; Gotta Go Deflate My Balls” responses to eye candy pictures tonight: 12.5

blordinaryfagicmox

Under, we’re better than that. I’m not, but some of the rest of us are, shirley.

blaxabbath

What are these play calls?

Rivers ain’t slow. Bootleg him out.

Old School Zero

A former Buffalo Bills QB is our offensive coordinator

What the fuck is Tivers doing there

Spur

WOODHEAD WAS SO OPEN GOD

Dick E. Phuck

WIN ONE FOR WEDDLE

Spur

Rivers to Gates for the TD. Calling my shot now

Old School Zero

It’s a high percentage bet

Shogun Marcus

Close…

blaxabbath

xii) I think I like that Rodgers wears a Gatorade towel on his head. He played hard and that’s his own little look at the end.

xiii) I think Cam Newton is the ultimate n1@@er f@gg0t

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh, it’s a PK thing. Got it.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“They’ll never beat us if we only let them gain ten yards and stop the clock on each play!”

– Mike McCarthy, apparently

The Maestro

Let’s see a nice Rivers floaterception to end this off. Fuck overtime in the sphincter with a rusty razor.

evilbeaver8

“They’ll never see the blitz coming this time!!!”
-Dom Capers, every play of his career

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Still better than the Bears old defense

“Ok, 3rd and 1. Cover 2 with everyone playing 10 yards off the line of scrimmage”

– Lovie

Old School Zero

San Diego has a one-dimensional offense and we’re still carving up yards. WHAT A COUNTRY!

Old School Zero

Holy balls, Antonio Gates.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Prevent defense is stupid and pointless when time is not a factor.

Martin
WCS

HAPPILY

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

So SD is driving to tie the Packers. You should stop watching that. Who cares? Packers are gonna win the NFC North and no one should care about the Chargers. Watch Party Down instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHPfiX6uhQY

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

This girl is in it

http://i.imgur.com/yqKGnAd.gif

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Nice job giving away 20+ yards in two plays, Green Bay.

Old School Zero

I KNOW RIGHT?

Brick Meathook

Dummies may give you preliminary data, but you can never be sure until you use real people. That’s how the Germans do it.

WCS

http://i.imgur.com/lbAzcEd.gif
“DIS EXHIBIT IST CLOSED!”

Brick Meathook

I never noticed how the steering column goes through the driver

Martin

Fourth Reich Motors just hasn’t been the same since it was renamed to Volkswagen.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Dilemma time: Would you rather have your favorite team advance to the championship with a 30% chance of winning against your most hated rival, OR would you rather have your favorite team lose in the semifinals to a neutral team that is GUARANTEED to beat your most hated rival in the final?

Martin

Defeat the rival. Burn it all down.

blordinaryfagicmox

nerdpick: it’s unlikely that your most hated rival would be in the other conference, so you would be unlikely to meet them in the championship.
http://i.imgur.com/xf70wVW.png

Martin

BURN IT ALL

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

OKAY CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP SHEESH

Martin

Now I want the Packers to lose.

Old School Zero

Horatio left Rivers on the bench

montythisseemsstrangetome

That’s an abortion of fantasy football.

Old School Zero

I hear that Janis is really two faced

Brick Meathook

NERRRRRRRD

montythisseemsstrangetome

For those of you expecting to see 60 Minutes, you are a septuagenarian.

Dunstan

Nobody actually “expects” to see 60 Minutes. They just hope to live long enough for another week’s episode.

montythisseemsstrangetome

For those of you expecting to see 60 Minutes, your doctor called and said your heart is not healthy enough for sex.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

For those of you expecting to see 60 minutes, you can count on eight minutes of actual action.

Dunstan

Hmm. That’s six minutes more than I usually manage.

montythisseemsstrangetome

Rivers taken from behind? He doesn’t go for that.

Old School Zero

At least, not outside of the bath house.

blaxabbath

Got it.

Turn on the #hottake machine

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WCS

Ron Jeremy fucks the Ravens.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I’m sure there is an exciting game going on but still not caring. Enjoy some Karen Gillan dancing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FaPU5AZU_s

Dunstan

Don’t mind if I do!

blordinaryfagicmox

Checks out, his name IS Rick Sanchez.

Redshirt

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evilbeaver8

Thanks Cowher for clarifying that Seattle blew leads…after having leads.

Old School Zero

Well, they could have been strap-on leads.

Old School Zero

Nice catch, Gates.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

– Riley Cooper, after seeing an African-American solicitor turned away from his gated community.

Redshirt

I have to post this scene, to completely show Data’s awesomeness in this episode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoN0NhO-Mm8

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!!

*Me too

blaxabbath

How do I post a photo from my computer to the comments?

montythisseemsstrangetome

Siri, how to post photos?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s a pretty big pain in the ass. Best bet is probably just to upload to an image-hosting service and posting the link.

Gratliff

Staples

Redshirt

Option A: Post your IP Address and Network Key on the Internet and we’ll find the file ourselves.
Option B: Post the picture on the internet somewhere and copy the link.

Your choice.

WCS

I don’t think you can. Go back to wherever you downloaded it from, and post the link.

That’s what I do.
http://i.minus.com/iFFgnxlO34HeU.gif

blaxabbath

I screenshotted it.

Brick Meathook

Get an Imgur account. Upload to your Imgur account and then post from there. It’s pretty easy.

Brick Meathook

Actually, after you have uploaded to your Imgur account, you select your uploaded image, copy the “Direct Link” address, and post that address in the comment field. This also strips off the meta-data from your original image.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m still hungry, so I want to eat more. But I don’t want to cook just *one* more bacon-wrapped cheddarwurst; that seems like a waste of propane. But I’m not sure I’m hungry enough to eat two.

blaxabbath

leftovers.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Leftover bacon is an affront to the pig gods.

blaxabbath

waste it.

America #1

Martin

The sad part is that I feel like I haven’t seen any NFL QB throw so many long passes as Cam did in like forever.