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It’s been a rough harvest season for the Hill People, so Lothar can use some cheering up. Plus there’s baseball on this evening (dirt Jets vs. baby Bears). I started watching John Wick this afternoon while working out and he didn’t finish killing everyone tangentially related to the murder of his dog yet, so I can use some cheering up too. Have at it, you savages.
Tuesday Evening Baseball and Cheer Up Lothar Open Thread
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Is everyone spanking it?
I feel I should probably post a Leonard Snart for Zymm
Gave you no fan service the last few days
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Just not paying attention to probably my favorite show right now. The Flash.
Danielle Panabaker in a bra
Well that sucked. Night, all.
So I turned on this baseball game just in time to see the very last pitch thrown.
I wish I could have said that about last night’s clusterfuck.
Mets win. Have some Katy:
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Advantage of global warming. Human-like aliens are less likely to invade after ruining their own planet.
Disadvantage of global warming. Non-human like aliens that like a warmer climate are more likely to invade after ruining their own planet.
Neutral fact about global warming. The temperature of globe nightlights remains the same.
Reality of global warming: it doesn’t matter, because whoever invades will most likely do so through the use of advanced robotics, microorganism and germ warfare, or just dropping a big fucking rock on the planet (if you have the tech to get here, you have the tech to remake here, unless you’re local… and so far, no one is local). Whether or not the people on the coasts need to start wearing shorter pants year-round is irrelevant.
Hush you and your more realistic scenarios. I’m making broad, sweeping, pointless statements!
Sorry. Much like Bill Murray and his weather comments in Groundhog Day, I take my alien invasions seriously.
No worries. I’m currently more interested in internal rather than external affairs. Gonna sequence my microbiome.
It’s important to know what you’re playing host to, at any given minute.
Ok, really leaving this time
But my Balls’ Bedtime Stories post is about to post!
OK, ok, I’m on my way…
I really am failing at the leaving thing. One more Alison Brie
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she should be illegal.
Like crack..or meth.
Or masturbating in public.
Ugh. I liked the Mets better when they sucked.
I’m enjoying this flirtation with competence. Let’s see how long it lasts.
I think I’m gonna buy a grey zip up hoodie and be the Fan Duel guy for halloween. I’ll just walk around stabbing at the air going, “They start at a dollar. [stab] Done!” Then when people are tired of me and walk away, I’ll run them into a corner and do my bit all over again.
Or Al Borland, like every other year.
I went as a WalMart greeter one year. Getting the vest was a bitch. The cart, less so.
The Dick Cheney walmart greeter is fun…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojf3BMLbcss
I like it. You should get someone else to go as Draft Kings guy and buy each other drinks all night.
Mormon missionary is a great and easy costume too.
So, inspired by both the Redskins suckage and the Bears loss to the Leos, I went ahead and bought my ticket to Redskins @ Bears this December. I will be in the North end zone, row 2. One of my friends pointed out that this is prime TV territory, and I’ll probably stick out as the only Redskins fan. If I were to be not lazy enough to make a sign of some sort, what should it be? A picture of cat food? A coupon for free MMR vaccines?
God, that’s perfect!
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A Jay Cutler smoking pic. Or go old school and go with Kyle Orton with a bottle of Jack Daniels
I should wear a half and half Rex Grossman jersey. Too bad I would hate myself enough to cause myself harm if I owned such a thing.
I love this idea, you should tough it out and not inflict harm on yourself
I think you obviously have to make reference to the astounding Washington N!@g3rF@gg0t5!!1! name suggested in one of the posts. It’s the only way to be sure you will both 1, be on TV, and 2, escorted from the stadium for cause.
Ok I am really leaving this time to watch The Flash. Alison Brie as I leave
End of the 7th, here’s Hot Wildling Mom from GoT:
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“It’s like the best adrenaline rush ever” says the FanDuel guy who’s never known a woman’s touch.
Or driven above 65 on the highway.
That guy would piss himself if he ever took his hands off the handlebars while pedaling his big wheel.
Broth transferred to oven to simmer over night. In totally unsurprising news, a giant multi-gallon pot of broth is really heavy.
Can you freeze broth? And if so…how much volume adds up to 26lbs?
These are now the questions you should ponder rather than sleeping.
A gallon of water is about 8.34 lbs, broth is probably a bit more. I probably have 6-7 gallons…so around 50ish lbs.
Lighter when frozen though, cause water is weird!
I am duly impressed with your knowledge of altering physical states via temperature and the specific gravities involved in same.
Sincerely.
You can indeed freeze broth, but 26 pounds? That’s a lot of fucked up drinks.
DeGrom pitching into the 7th? That’s worth Miranda, right?
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The Cubs are falling apart now. Schwarber in the OF was just a matter of time; that guy is not in the majors for his fielding.
Of course neither am I, but that’s none of your goddamn business is it?
I was just saying to a buddy of mine, just about every scoring play has involved Schwarber tonight.
5-2, Dirt Jets. Minka will continue to get comfortable:
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Minka’s gonna get comfortable with a two-run lead:
I like her. She looks smart.
It’s the abs. They just scream “Mensa Candidate.”
You obviously never watched Friday Night Lights. She made herself seem dumber every week.
She is, hands down, the worst actress I have ever seen. Pretty as hell, but Christ on a bicycle, she is horrible.
Not looking to hand out Emmy’s guys.
Understood, but her ability directly affects my ability to post more, and better images of her. She gets little work = she gets little screen time here.
Also, she seems to be overlooked around here:
I should post more of her
Is it just me, or are the small Bears just burning through pitchers tonight?
The new ep of The Flash just finished downloading so I am off for the next hour. Enjoy this Rachel Bilson gif I have never posted before
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My Youtube postings seem to be lacking, despite the Hippo’s assurances.
That guy’s a dick. 😀
Odd. I can post YouTube links. I was wondering what was going on with your posts. Thought they got et.
Not sure. Was trying to embed rather than just drop link.
I’m drunk enough not to care greatly one way or another tho. so I got that going for me.
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