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Phi @ Car: This game looks like a keeper, don’t it? I see two solid D’s taking on patchwork O’s that get results. I can’t help thinking this will be a close, hard-fought game that ends with me snoring on my sofa because I had three scotches/beers too many. Carolina has a strong pass D and Philly is without Agholor(?) (pronounced “Oh-Ver-Ray-Ted”) and a banged-up Cooper. The Panthers run game is strong but the Eagles D should be up to the task. However Ginn, Cotchery and Funchess constitute a WRBC (wide receiver by committee) that gets things done. Maybe it’s time to take Cam a bit more seriously-he seems to have reined in his worst instincts and put it all together. Also, he does have an Olsen at TE-a guy who no one seems to have an answer for if he’s targeted enough times.
It’s Finally Here-Your Sunday Night Thread
My response to tonights game
Also, I’m totally justified in skipping the gym yesterday, since the police have just issued an armed robbery warning for the area. Ugh. Local news is really depressing. I’m going to bed now.
If you want o be safe you should move to Detroit or Camden.
I used to hold a lit cigarette and pretend I smoked, because the idea that I could burn a potential assailant made me feel safe. Now, I take Fillipino martial arts lessons, and the idea that I could break the arm of a potential assailant makes me feel safe. Both are shit against a hand gun though..
Filipino martial arts is old and busted. Papua New Guinean martial arts is the new hotness. But still shit against a handgun.
I actually really like the point boob aesthetic. I used to have a vintage bra that did the pointy boob thing, but unsurprisingly, it was old and didn’t last.
A tourist has finally been stabbed. Maybe now they’ll up the police force and curb the crime epidemic. Probably not though.
Was/is said tourist black? Because no one will care. If said tourist is/was white, Fox News will demand 39 Congressional investigations as to why Obama not only knew it was happening, but, why he personallyheld the police back the entire time.
Sadly, this.
English, and dating a woman who is probably above the societal norm for attractiveness. I’ve already been gearing up to vote against my alderman, but it’s debatable if this will galvanize anyone who wasn’t already galvanized.
I’ve come to realize that I am the JV Moose. When the top guy is out, second-banana fills in. That’s me.
Next man up! The standard is the standard.
– Mike Tomlin
You are at best Brandon Oliver. 3rd string and only useful in Sills 20 person league, but still dropped 5 times by week 7
Sorry immediately, hope you know I think the world of you, just wanted to make a stupid joke.
I’ll take any internet validation I can. Did you know that I once met Frankie Avalon?
Greg Hardy, not having perfect behavior? SHOCKING.
The Cowboys are still going to win this division by two games. UGH.
This is sadly true.
^^^^^THIS^^^^^^
Summary. Redskins narrowly beat the Buccs with the biggest comeback in franchise history. Neutral. The Cowboys hilariously derp off a game to the Giants. Positive. The Eagles use a combination of derp and meh to lose to the Panthers. Also positive.
I start drinking late, but make up for it with a late run on the whiskey, and don’t have to wake up until 6:45 tomorrow? Priceless.
I pity you for having to care about the NFC East. And this comes from a Bears fan so I immediately apologize for being too mean
The Bears have become my second team, because living in Chicago. It’s not an ideal situation.
How was the Halloween party? Apologies if you already mentioned it elsewhere.
I didn’t actually. It turned out to be a swingers party. I didn’t partake, as I judged most of the people who enjoyed my boobs/underwear to be creepy, but I got to see a lot of strangers bone.
???????
Sie Doktor is really the lady Forrest McNeil.
That is both hilarious and awesome. My main question, interestingly enough, is: How did you get invited to a swingers party?
That escalated quickly
No shit.
They were really very nice people. And some very creative cosumes! I learned that a single woman attending such a party is referred to as a “unicorn.” So apparently I shit ice cream. Still not gonna eat it though.
I guarantee the majority of those in attendance would have gladly eaten your poop ice cream.
Let’s face our Frau Doktor, you are the DFO unicorn as well.
But we have a bit of respect for you.
This deserves its own post, you know.
I’m still shocked that Kelly thought Bradford was better than Noles. Noles must have banged his daughter. In the ass. On the Thanksgiving dinner table. Twice.
THERE IS NO GOD
THERE IS ONLY BLEERGH
So was TWD any good tonight? The only update we got was WCS saying lots of deaths. Gonna watch either way just curious
Wifey cried, so I’ll leave it at that. Of course, never believe anything I say (type?).
My mother, wants to know what I do on Sundays when I tell her I have to get off the phone. Should I let her know about you band of degenerates. Or should I just tell her that shoot smack into my arm .
Just tell her you’re hanging out with make it snow. She’s familiar.
Tell her you like to go down to the bus station and give hand jobs. For free.
Tutoring at risk youth. That’s arguably true.
I think I’ll go with Brick’s suggestion. I believe that will be the most acceptable option to her.
She would be disgusted by OSZ”s opinion. Zymm, she wouldnKt believe that shit with me, unless I was teaching kids how to make a gravity bong.
It’s astonishing how far medicine has come in the last 60 years.
I know. Doctors don’t wear pince-nez glasses anymore, but I have no idea why.
Why are they singing Sweet Caroline? It’s not inherently a bad song, but the Red Sox associations make me say Ew.
And Pitt.
Caroline-uh?
Yeah, Hearing that song after the mouth eyes… Looking for the gasoline to go allow with my lighter
Iowa State does it too, if you can believe that.
Fortunately, it doesn’t have to be played often…
The New York fucking Mets do the same Godamn Mother Fucking Cocksucking shit head, asshole thing.
Still better than PK says.
Oh #56, you’re not Kam ….
Nope nope nope. The Panthers attempting a field goal is not gonna result in an Eagles win. Not really that dicey.
Feels like a Thursday.
Kicks don’t get blocked you asshole Collinsworth.
BREAKING NEWS: The Eagles sign Edward Scissorhands to shore up the WR corps.
What’s this shit about not kicking the field goal?
Collinsworthian assholery.
Timing the out. A valuable football type skill.
Oh good, I’m just in time.
HI HI HI HI HOW ARE YOU HI HI HI HI HI HI
“As a doctor who smokes three packs of Camels a day, I can say I love their smoothness, and they have no long-lasting side effects!”
In the spirit of Romonobyl’s eye bleach, here’s a baby panther :
http://cutearoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Panther-2.jpg
oh fuck it
When Bradford doesn’t resign with the Eagles next year, he needs to make it plain that it was HIS decision.
Honestly, both Bradford and Foles are badly underperforming compared to last year. Gotta wonder if it’s a scheme or transition issue. Or just Bradford’s receivers dropping everything like the ball’s on fire.
Look at those divots in the turf. If I was a freezing Scottish family I would know where to go for fuel.
Really shouldn’t that be about the Irish.
But I guess no one wants the Irish.
MILES AUSTIN! YOUR TEETH CANNOT SAVE YOU!
Just gonna set myself on fire so I can forget that image
AHAHAHAHA OF COURSE IT IS YOU CUNT
WOO!!!!
This Week’s Sign Of The Apocalypse: The Eagles are 1 game out of first place and hold the tiebreaker.
This game needs something to cleanse the eyes.
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I really, really hate Carrie Underwood’s voice.
It’s tha aural equivalent of a rusty machete.
Female bro country
HUH? I don’t understand teh football anymore?
Jared Allen can eat all the dicks.
Just like the other Jared tried to do.
It’s a lovely feeling to take your bra off and watch Bradford be sacked at the exact same moment.
Be careful what you say amongst us degenerates.
That’s so untrue!! Oh, and pics or it didn’t happen.
ALL IS BLEERGH
One of these days the ref is just going to burp loudly into the microphone and that’s going to be the play call.
The accompanying hand signal will be the dismissive wank gesture.
This game is ending exactly as it deserves to.
Why is the “pass tipped” gesture the same as “make it rain” gesture?
I really didn’t think that a “no penalty” call was challengable
How is that catchable in any event?
Probably not, but, who even knows what a catch is these days.
My Mom told all her friends with nice daughters that I was a catch. She lies a lot.
You seem nice. I would give a recommendation for you. I would have to add the caveat you have shitty taste in football teams
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