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Phi @ Car: This game looks like a keeper, don’t it? I see two solid D’s taking on patchwork O’s that get results. I can’t help thinking this will be a close, hard-fought game that ends with me snoring on my sofa because I had three scotches/beers too many. Carolina has a strong pass D and Philly is without Agholor(?) (pronounced “Oh-Ver-Ray-Ted”) and a banged-up Cooper. The Panthers run game is strong but the Eagles D should be up to the task. However Ginn, Cotchery and Funchess constitute a WRBC (wide receiver by committee) that gets things done. Maybe it’s time to take Cam a bit more seriously-he seems to have reined in his worst instincts and put it all together. Also, he does have an Olsen at TE-a guy who no one seems to have an answer for if he’s targeted enough times.
It’s Finally Here-Your Sunday Night Thread
Can this even be challenged???
If they counted lateral yardage, Sam Bradford would be leading the NFL in passing.
AHAHAHA! SHENANIGANS FUCK
Rut Roe…
HAIL BLEERGH
I miss the year of the safety. HOPE HOPE HOPE.
*exaggerated sigh*
GO CHALLENGE GO GO GO
Jesus, he’s just so bad at forward passes
BLEERGH YOU ARE LORD
It’s all about the flag!
This woman is a terrible mother and a terrible person.
The Riverboat hit a sandbar there
I’ll see that and raise you this:
http://static.caloriecount.about.com/images/medium/emerils-bam-meals-os-149413.jpg
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
http://i.imgur.com/drMGWVM.jpg
YOU WENT NUCLEAR
I remember interesting things from working in grocery stores.
That’s a photoshop joke.
I refuse to believe that that’s a real thing.
Look it up, that actually happened.
Huh. I didn’t realize Alfred Hitchcock was knighted.
Treating blondes like shit was deserving if the Order of the Bath bacj in the day. If he chise redheads, he would be the Earl of Hitchcock.
Thanks, Ron!
oh, monkeyfuck
Screw you!!!!
Fuck you Rivera.
um wut
Technically a one score game. I gots me some big cat faith.
Oh shit that’s hilarious!
She’s no Annie Edison.
BLEERGH will NAWT be mocked!!
HAIL BEERGH
I see Peyton likes the look of Aaron’s beard…er, girlfriend Olivia Munn.
So I wonder if next weeks SNF match-up between Pey-Pey and Fudgie the Clown will live up to the hype?
I am jaded on the trick or treat issue. I somehow have to be the guy to answer the door every year since I was 12. Like 30% of the kids are adorable, the other 70% are most likely in jail right now for beating their gf
And there’s always the 25 year old in a goalie mask and a grocery store bag.
Yeah the guy you buy cigs from at the gas station does show up too
I made that comment with a very specific person in mind. If I ever try to explain it to him he would love it.
KIA: The Official Vehicle of James Harrison
And Cypress Hill.
Is it me, or does Cris sound like Ned Gerblansky?
Does anybody think Nacho is THAT much worse than Bradford? How shitastic must he be in practice?
I think the issue is that we all know what Nacho is. Bradford might get better. Besides, his receivers have been KILLING him all season.
There is this…
?w=800
I can’tt post it, but buttfumble anyone.
Thank you Sill.
How are all of Bradford’s bones, ligaments, tendons, etc all in one piece?
Also, do you occasionally poke your ball, giggle, and think “hehe, balls?” Cause I definitely do that with my boobs when there’s a commercial break and I’m quite drunk.
Balls are not exciting. It’s the wang that we swing in circles and go “WHEEEEEEEE”
WANGCOPTER
I’m just picturing that McCownCopter gif replaced by a giant wang and it is FABULOUS.
I wash my balls very thoroughly in the shower; hell, I wash the whole package very thoroughly. VERY thoroughly.
Just a tip, make sure to rinse thoroughly as well. It’s not as bad as shit smell, but soap residue is not tasty.
I SAID VERY THOROUGHLY
Well. Good then!
Can’t speak for everyone, but balls in general are never very receptive to aggressive external manipulation.
Opinions on the Horse/Cheese battle?
Huzzah, horsey team!
More white on white crime.
BURNT SPOILER ALERT: BOY CHEF MEETS GIRL CHEF, BOY CHEF LOSES GIRL CHEF, BOY CHEF GETS GIRL CHEF BACK. LOTS OF FOOD INVOLVED.
Brought to you by Bobby Flay and Giada De Laurentiis.
A much better mental image than Rachael Ray and Guy Fieri.
There is not one thing in the trailers for Burnt that makes me want to ever watch it.
“Do you love me?”
“No.”
“I made a great beurre rouge sauce.”
“I love you.”
I imagine the level of pretension in the audience will be quite astounding.
ALL THE SHALLOTS
I can’t imagine finding that film interesting.
With two incompletetions from Cam, I went from a 53-47% chance of winning in Sill’s Insanity League to down 94-6%.
stupid Panthers. that was NAWT the cover-clinching TD
Fester is my favorite stout, bald guy wearing a robe in popular culture.
Anyone else start dipping into the Halloween candy supply yet?
my asshole kids have!
Like ten days ago.
My boss put out a candy bowl on Thursday. I learned I don’t like peanut butter Snickers.
We don’t have any yet but my plan is to turn off the lights and save that for me. Hoping for snow so I don’t have to answer the door
If I keep this up the trick or treaters will get stuck with expired Sucrets and half empty jars of dried rosemary.
I don’t actually know anything about Jonathan Stewart as a person. I still kinda hope that Jon Stewart the football player and Jon Stewart the ex-Daily Show comedian end up doing a humorous sports commentary show one day.
28-16 would feel reasonably safe. Even the cover.
That field is a crime against humanity.
Waitaminute, this ain’t FedEx field!
The Blind Side turns out to be not the most prescient book in Michael Lewis’ canon
That Kia ad always cracks me up when it ends on the drum track from “Insane In The Brain.”
Off topic, but I love my local CBS weather presenter (not meteorologist):
http://kztv.images.worldnow.com/images/7759112_G.jpg
Got a little Danica McKellar vibe there.
Fuck you, Samsung! You ruined My Favorite Things! Fuck you!
STORNG TAEK ALRET: That already was terrible.
*That song
I’ll just sit quietly in the corner from here on out.
Julie Andrews tho….
You took a time out to call a WR screen on 3rd and 9?
Go Carolina
– David Sedaris
I’ve been compiling a sort of internal preference for Pinktober items.
1) Pink eyeblack
2) Pink knee socks
Everything else is kinda awful.
BLARGH KICKER RAGE
I think these fans chanting for Kuechly fly to Green Bay midweek and chant for John Kuhn.
TIL The Eagles have the highest SOS of all current playoff teams. Maybe they suck slightly less than I originally thought.
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