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Phi @ Car: This game looks like a keeper, don’t it? I see two solid D’s taking on patchwork O’s that get results. I can’t help thinking this will be a close, hard-fought game that ends with me snoring on my sofa because I had three scotches/beers too many. Carolina has a strong pass D and Philly is without Agholor(?) (pronounced “Oh-Ver-Ray-Ted”) and a banged-up Cooper. The Panthers run game is strong but the Eagles D should be up to the task. However Ginn, Cotchery and Funchess constitute a WRBC (wide receiver by committee) that gets things done. Maybe it’s time to take Cam a bit more seriously-he seems to have reined in his worst instincts and put it all together. Also, he does have an Olsen at TE-a guy who no one seems to have an answer for if he’s targeted enough times.
It’s Finally Here-Your Sunday Night Thread
Second Act you guys!
I kind of want another empanada, but if I eat an empanada every time an NFC East team turns the ball over, I will rapidly gain 100 lbs and I’ll be obligated to switch my fandom to Green Bay or Indy.
I’ve never seen gravy on an empanada.
Chimichurri = Texans fan?
Nah. There are lots of people who like Chimichurri.
“You can become a Chiefs fan.”
– Andy Reid
I do kinda want the Chiefs to win a SB with Andy Reid, just to piss off Eagles fans.
Sandra Bullock still makes me feel tingly in certain places.
Late night TV interests me about as much as the current state of Hillary Clinton’s uterus.
Which is to say, not much at all. Not even a little bit.
Some people say the glass is half full. Some people say the glass is half empty. I say, it’s a commercial, I should go top this off.
And technically, the half that is air is pretty much never going to be exactly half, if you go out to enough sig figs.
Sig figs? Is that cool shorthand speak for hip scienticians?
Here’s your “Peyton is Done” story.
I hope both of these teams tie next week.
I’ll fucking pee my pants.
It’s gonna be ugly, no matter what.
I’d shit my pants in glee at a tie (as a Donks fan)
I’m off to get off.
Make sure you polish that desk afterwards.
good luck getting robbed!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SAYING MATT CASSEL WILL PLAY BETTER?
Desperation
Because he went 11-5, ONE TIME! With Randy fucking Moss!
Wet paper bag>Matt Cassell> Doopy Pantz
Optimism is a horrible disease.
Could he play worse?
Derp challenge? ACCEPTED!
Suck for Luck has turned into Suck with Luck.
Beats his first season, Suck Off Luck
CHICAGO FIRE
CHICAGO MED
CHICAGO COPS
CHICAGO PIZZA DELIVERY GUYS
CHICAGO SHOOT ‘EM UP GUYS
CHICAGO WINDOW WASHERS
CHICAGO ELEVATOR REPAIRMEN
The list is endless.
CHICAGO MID-LEVEL TAX ACCOUNTING MANAGERS
CHICAGO WHY DOESN’T OBUMMER DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE GANG VIOLENCE LIBTARDS
CHICAGO ACORN BLACK PANTHERS
I just read a blog about crime in my neighborhood. They have a gallery of everyone arrested during the Cubs playoff run!
CHICAGO OPHTHALMOLOGY: RETINA REATTACHMENT
I am gonna watch Doctor Who at halftime instead of dealing with Dungy and whoever else they allow to do the halftime show. Be back around 7 minutes into the third.
“Chicago Meth” would be more believable.
Martin says today is Agincourt Day. It is also the anniversary of the Charge of the Light Brigade, and the anniversary of the Battle Off Samar during the enormous Battle of Leyte Gulf during World War II. The Battle Off Samar was most likely the U. S. Navy’s most heroic moment ever, you should read about it. TURKEY TROTS TO WATER . . . THE WORLD WONDERS
I couldn’t remember which code to use to embed youtube videos.
The Cardigan, brought to you courtesy of the Charge of the Light Brigade.
Boo! Shouldve gone for it
Between a helmet bounce and a block, Kelly probably assumed the next receiver would just spontaneously combust upon contact with the ball.
Error Jordan
Hell in a Cell has been quite entertaining.
Especially the awful world title match dead center of the card for some fucking reason.
I haven’t watched wrestling since 1999, but from what I’ve read, the world title means nothing anymore.
Yes. It’s a prop for the storytelling. I’m just sticking around for Brock V Undertaker.
I mean, that’s all wrestling titles are, but it’s still stupid how it gets overshadowed on a regular basis these days. Hopefully, Taker can manage to not die 5 minutes into tonight’s match. That’s about as far as my expectations go.
Malcolm Jenkins is awesome. He, Fletcher Cox, Bennie Logan, Walter Thurmond, and Ryan Mathews should quit and start their own team.
That was actually a really nice interception. The question now. Does Bradford have enough time in the half to throw his own interception?
ALMOST
You must be an eBible Fellowship parishioner.
He has time to tear his ACL.
If I’m ever in Tibet and wind up encountering a yogi at the top of a mountain, my one question will be, “What is a catch?”
You better hope the yogi isn’t Jeff Fisher.
It literally cannot be as or more confusing than the NFL rule.
Proud papa here: oldest made travel baseball team (I’ll forgive him, for now), middle made club lacrosse team (god save me from lax parents who think their child is going to Hopkins on a full ride) – and the fucking cowboys lost! Fuck you america’s team!
Also, how in the fucking FUCK are you doin’, boys.
If you want your child to get a full scholarship somewhere, you’re best off teaching them how to play viola. The over-zealous lacrosse parent is a scary thing.
God yes it is – Baltimore is like a breeding ground for those parents. I want to murder them with a weed whacker.
Or piccolo.
My niece is learning both.
Does JHU teach anything besides pre-med?
Great engineering school, various sciences, actually I have a masters in marketing from that place – NOW YOU MAY BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!
Marketing. Because lawyers didn’t sew enough evil into the fabric of society.
I don’t think I’d like Cam as much as I do if PK didn’t hate him so much for being black “immature”
Yeah, I already kinda liked him, because he’s fun to watch, but the PK hate is the icing on the cake.
True. He was the one bright spot during SEC games, especially that Iron Bowl.
JENKINS DID A THING
Didn’t realize my stream was lagging by 2 min until you posted that, then didn’t see the play for fucking forever.
To double down on Martin’s post, here’s a gallery of the fucked-up shit Ed Gein made.
Truly horrible. Do not click through if you don’t want to see a belt made of human nipples:
I read the Wikipedia entry. That man had the mother of all mother issues.
This episode of WAS IT CATCH? has been brought to you by MICROSOFT EXCEL: WHEN YOU NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO TELL IF IT WAS A CATCH, CREATE A MACRO!
And then set the computer on fire because the officials can’t be bothered to look at it.
Retroactive flag.
/ Hail Bleergh.
This game makes me miss my afternoon of painting deck railings
That guy was so open the ref had better coverage than Byron Maxwell.
I had a copy of this when I was in high school. I really liked messing with my AP Psych teacher.
STOP TALKING ABOUT SNAPPING HIPS CRIS FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD JUST STAWWWWP
/Prays to Bo Jackson to shoot Cris in the face with a longbow.
BTW, Happy Agincourt Day!
Collingsworth really likes Cam’s hips.
Once you go black…
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/3329182/twerk-team-mizz-twerksum-o.gif
Did Cris say “…twerk in his hips…”?
Has anyone seen any of these Hunger Games films?
I have. They’re actually good.
Yes, but only because I’m a teacher. They’re better than they have any right to be.
I worked on the first one. Outside of six or so shots, never saw any of them.
I read the books on a recommendation a few years back. They’re not bad for YA literature, though I am kind of annoyed at them for all the bad teen dystopia books/movies they’ve inspired.
They’re better than a lot of the crap that’s been released in the last 25 years. I heard the last one sucked, but because all of the action was deferred to this last one.
Fucking fuck.
I heard the latest one (#3, pt. 1) sucked, but because all of the action was deferred to this final one (#3, pt.2).
Better than you would expect, but I’m also a big fan of dystopian futures, as well as dystopian Donald Sutherlands.
Whenever I see Ted Ginn’s name my first thought is always to Ed Gein, the serial killer and inspiration for Leatherface.
Inspiration for Norman Bates too
Same here, I’ll feel creepy about it.
That’s grade A nightmare fuel.
There’re pictures of Jeffrey Dahmer’s refrigerator contents. They are much, much worse.
Jesus Fucking Christ, Sill.
Seeing Murray get stuffed for a loss warms my soul.
Hey, I found a video that summarizes both the Jets game and this Eagles game!
https://youtu.be/J7yKg57tPVU
Seems accurate
Gentlemen and lady or ladies, I just got to my hotel in Boulder after the most hungover flight I’ve ever had. I need Miles Austin to score three touchdowns and the Panthers to still win by a big margin. Make it happen.
Go to bar and buy some pot!
My most hungover flight, when I came home a week later I found the empty liter of blueberry vodka still on my countertop, with vague memories of drinking that shit like water with the guy I was with, because “This shit is tasty!”
It’s gonna be awesome when a televised singing completion make REAL singers do the judging.
“I smoke four packs a day, and my breath is as clean as my lungs!”
A habit I could never handle. I’ve tried dating smokers but could never get around it. I’m in no position to preach behavior, but yuck.
Cam Newton: Everything Josh McDaniels saw in Tim Tebow.
Christ that made me nervous. But WOO!
We need to photoshop this.
Or, not.
Let’s try this:
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nope.
I (drunkley) tried to sus your pic. This is all I got?
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Jerry Richardson was great in “Up”.
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The NFL is proud to announce their latest enhancement to the Play 60 campaign, which is Work 960.
There will be no pizza.
Jerry Richardson is melting.
I liked the zero effort Ginn made to try to make it to the end zone
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