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Phi @ Car: This game looks like a keeper, don’t it? I see two solid D’s taking on patchwork O’s that get results. I can’t help thinking this will be a close, hard-fought game that ends with me snoring on my sofa because I had three scotches/beers too many. Carolina has a strong pass D and Philly is without Agholor(?) (pronounced “Oh-Ver-Ray-Ted”) and a banged-up Cooper. The Panthers run game is strong but the Eagles D should be up to the task. However Ginn, Cotchery and Funchess constitute a WRBC (wide receiver by committee) that gets things done. Maybe it’s time to take Cam a bit more seriously-he seems to have reined in his worst instincts and put it all together. Also, he does have an Olsen at TE-a guy who no one seems to have an answer for if he’s targeted enough times.
It’s Finally Here-Your Sunday Night Thread
Ted Ginn’s success is a good way to tell if your defense is a clusterfuck.
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If I were a Panthers fan I would go to the liquor store and add another ‘n’ to all the bottles of Gin.
All the bottles would fall off the shelf and break.
This guy Ginn. I call him DDT because he’s rendering the Eagles extinct.
I would also photoshop a turban onto a picture of Ted Ginn and caption it “Bombay Ginn”
Jason Peters is questionable to return like Joe Philbin is questionable to finish the season as Dolphins coach.
Before today, when was the last time there was a kickoff out of bounds penalty? Let alone 2 in the same day
/Hail Bleerg
Indeed, He is a most jelly God
Was that on purpose?
That looked like it was on purpose.
Why’s it gotta be ‘Black” Ops?
It’s the megabucks version of Ops.
Thrown at 4. Completions !. Guy making the graphics has been drinking. Completely understandable.
Did I ever tell you all about one of my first bosses, and how he was banned from a BBQ joint for abusing their all-you-can-eat deal?
All the fucking Andy Reid jokes, and somehow I don’t think I remember telling that bit. Not that there’s much to say other than, yes, you can be banned from a BBQ joint in the South (D.C. region, anyway).
Anything North of Fredericksburg, VA, is NAWT the South.
It’s true. You can tell because they serve unsweetened tea.
YEP! That is the test.
Whatever. It sure felt southern to me.
oh, they still do have places designed to feel Southern, no doubt. But that DC area “fuck you” factor is built in! Anyway, please do tell the story.
DC area the south. No no no no no no no no…
A someone who is torn b/w the Balt/wash area and the south…let me assure you that the south don’t start ’till somewhere b/w the Potomac and Richmond. Hippo’s assessment of Fredricksburg is likely the best guesstimate. But even some of those asshole might differ one way or the other.
I always fill up the gas tank in Fredricksburg fwiw though.
He and a co-worker of his had gone to this place pretty regularly, and I guess after one particularly exorbitant day where they camped out for a few hours, they weren’t allowed to be seated the next time they visited. The restaurant supposedly had the guys’ photos up somewhere, but I don’t know how that worked. I just found it funny because if you looked at me and then those two, you’d assume I was the one not welcome. I didn’t like going there anyway because I was a law student and you can’t take home AYCE leftovers and the plates were expensive for BBQ places.
That’s amazing. That’s like getting kicked out of Guns N’ Roses for taking too many drugs.
Fetch Lionel Hutz!
“Do these sound like the actions of a man who had ALL he could eat?”
I grew up in Arlington, the Santa Monica of the Eastern Seaboard.
Fräulein Dokor raises an interesting point. If one were to do a “mouthtits” Photoshop, which NFL player should get treatment? Eli?
JJ Watt
Suggs. Take something completely horrifying and make it just a little less horrifying.
Jared Lorenzen
Incognito.
I second Incognito.
Wolfman Rob, but that pic probably exists in real life somewhere.
Would be an easy task.
http://sports.cbsimg.net/images/blogs/Rex-Rob-Ryan-Beach.png
Dan Snyder
Snyder is a walking boob
Do you want to go as Dan Snyder for Halloween?
Did anyone else hear that?
Yep.
holy shit why is it still 7-0?!? I had to answer a couple of work emails and just got back to the game.
Because a catch isn’t a catch, but the Iggles are still the Iggles.
I just looked up from watching Ice Giants and was about to ask the same question.
I would murder an Olive Garden never ending pasta bowl about now.
There was a place where I went to college that had $2.00 all you can eat pasta. With MEATBALLS.
They raised the price to $2.50 and you’d have thought they killed our mothers.
College students are awful.
Grad students are even worse about that shit.
Josh Norman, really fucking good at teh footy
When do we get Chicago: Sewage Department?
They play the Chargers on MNF in two weeks.
CSI: RTA
Chicago: Jury Selection Waiting Room
Chicago Ed. It’ll be written by fifth graders, for fifth graders.
Holy FUCKBALLS this is a dreary and depressing visual task.
Have some color:
HOW IS THAT NOT A SAFETY?!!?
I googled “mouthtits” in case there was a boob version of moutheyes. Nope, just porn.
Try “boobeyes”
I think this is SFW
http://new4.fjcdn.com/pictures/Spongebob+boobeyes_65f5fa_3763618.jpg
SFW maybe…but scary nonetheless.
Nightmare fuel.
And that’s a bad thing?
I’m seriously asking, fwiw.
Neither good nor bad. I have plenty of odd notions that the internet allows me to follow up on.
Haha.
That’s a pretty great answer, unexpected, but great.
They both seem like very nice young ladies.
…. who leave snail trails
Talking about Cam, NBC plays The 1975’s “Chocolate” in the background
I mean, not even with a “no ofence” smgdh
WeeBabySeamus mentioning a song got me listening to Stephen Lynch songs I had forgotten existed. I am sure I am not missing anything important with the game.
Lynch is awesome.
I love Beelz…still makes me laugh every time.
Not even watching the game. Looking for tits.
Aren’t we all?
Found some!
They’re, uh, they’re mine.
Horatio, making a Crucial Catch!
Yes, but I’m also sitting her contemplating a transaction on TER.
I am soooo jelly of your available talent pool to choose from
Half of me would get more excitement if the escort robbed me.
You could probably request that.
I’ve usually had good luck starting at the front.
Gonna be tough to find on the Internet bro.
Sam Bradford is going to murder Jordan Matthews in his sleep. Deservedly.
Peanut Tillman: STILL good at football
The Eagles are usually offensive, but everyone’s been attacking Chip Kelly’s offseason moves, so now they’re defensive.
I dunno, this Eagles offense is sure a shit offending me.
The Eagles have had the only two coaches that think throwing on 4th and 1 is a great idea.
God, that NBC pic of Bradford was fucking terrifying
ALL pictures of Sam Bradford are fucking terrifying
He looks like a serial killer/low budget superman.
He looks like a tech guy who has a startup that loses money and is valued at $5 million.
GOOD LORD.
Nick Frost lost weight!
I heard banjos in the background.
Squeal like a pig!
So….I watched the video again, and it’s a non-contact injury for sure. How does someone get a back injury that way? The only thing I can thing of, they mentioned he had a quad injury earlier, so maybe his hamstrings and lower back tightened up to compensate, and something just gave?
That did not look at all like a back injury.
I would guess sudden back spasms from a lifetime of being 300+ lbs. and getting whaled on by other 300+ lb. men.
Either that or someone shot him.
I believe Ray Carruth had something to do with it. I would check the trunk.
INVISIBLE CATTLE PROD
Stadium sniper. NFL Security is trying to keep it quiet so the fans don’t get spooked
Let me guess…Lilly?
vvv
I just had an innocuous comment “awaiting moderation.” WTF? Who’s moderating this?
I’m Brick Meathook, that’s who! I made my bones while you were dating cheerleaders!
/please approve me, sir
DONE!
/no idea why that got flagged into limbo
dang computers
A lower back injury? Well that’ll ruin a weekend.
/Aaron Rodgers
He’d rather have that than a shaved beard.
Damn, a back issue might be even worse than the Achilles if it was enough to knock him off his feet like that.
Lower back issue is possibly better than Achilles.
I believe that the medical term for what happened to Peters is, and I’ll defer to Sill on this, is that his back done got fucked up.
Nice to hear it was not his Achilles Last Stand
My insurance doesn’t cover my teenage daughter making out with a local hooligan? I’m going to have a talk with my agent!
I’m going to have to talk to your teenage daug…
Oh hai Chris Hansen!
The Panthers and the Raiders are the only two teams that look okay with all the Pinktober shit.
I thought Pinktober was done. Is there an opt-out date or something?
“Aren’t things great when you’re white?”
— Corona commercials
Apparently not the beer.
Hey, some of my best friends are white!
Best song ever…
The skin that she’s dwellin’ in/
Must contain melanin
Holy shit that was hilarious.
“They sure are!”
-Riley Cooper
I just looked up and was genuinely surprised it’s only 7-0.
He can’t be black, he’s from Chile!
In his defense, fried chicken is awesome.
But watermelon is fucking overrated.
WHITE GUY COULDN’T EVEN BE BOTHERED TO SELL FRIED CHICKEN
The actor is also half Italian.
“I felt a disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.”
– WIP
Haha, they’d never be silenced.
Banner KOTW
A friend of mine had his Achilles just snap while he was walking. He said it felt like being hit in the back of the ankle with a baseball bat. That blows.
My dad had one while playing basketball, he said it felt like someone kicked him as hard as they could in the heel.
I’ve had mine lengthened after it got caught up in scar tissue. Achilles surgery sucks all of the dicks.
I once cut my pikie toenail too short and it hurt all morning, so I can clearly relate.
pinkie…whatever happened to the edit button?
Uproxx got full custody of the edit button in the divorce.
I just assumed you had one toenail that was an Irish gypsy.
I don’t like my shoes.
Matt Tobin at LT. Free sacks!
I just spent an entire week eating sloppy joes for every meal.
How the hell am I still alive at this point?
meh…
/every Colts fan ever.
Your body can turn Cheez Whiz on pork rinds into living human flesh.
It’s a pretty amazing machine.
That high-pitched whistle-scream you heard on that play was Sam Bradford’s knees crying out in terror
That genuinely sucks, Eagles fans.
It’s no fun watching players you don’t hate get badly injured.
Honestly thought the D could carry until crosseyed Bradford could figure it out. Without Peters, it is likely impossible.
QUIT SLAPPING MY DAMN LEG GUYS!!!!
That’s got to be a really weird feeling for Bradford…seeing someone else getting placed onto a cart.
I’ve seen good, and this ain’t it.
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