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Phi @ Car: This game looks like a keeper, don’t it? I see two solid D’s taking on patchwork O’s that get results. I can’t help thinking this will be a close, hard-fought game that ends with me snoring on my sofa because I had three scotches/beers too many. Carolina has a strong pass D and Philly is without Agholor(?) (pronounced “Oh-Ver-Ray-Ted”) and a banged-up Cooper. The Panthers run game is strong but the Eagles D should be up to the task. However Ginn, Cotchery and Funchess constitute a WRBC (wide receiver by committee) that gets things done. Maybe it’s time to take Cam a bit more seriously-he seems to have reined in his worst instincts and put it all together. Also, he does have an Olsen at TE-a guy who no one seems to have an answer for if he’s targeted enough times.
It’s Finally Here-Your Sunday Night Thread
Season over.
The Fuck is a Dennis Kelly?
Another of Chip Kelly’s brilliant offseason roster moves. His nephew
That’s his Achilles.
That’s really too bad.
Another gravity-related fatality.
All-world lineman going out. Fuck me.
That circle looks like they are about to sacrifice him.
KALI MAH
KALI MAH
“Tune into NBC…cause at this point…we are just throwing shit against a wall and going with what sticks…”
Isnt that in the rulebook about what constitutes a catch?
Am I the only one who hates the music for the Galaxy Samsung commercials?
Never heard it
Her music video is even more annoying. I didn’t even think that was possible!
Jason Peters hurt, in all seriously Eagles are fucked. I know this pleases most of you, its rye time.
I’m never happy about injuries because they play for a team I don’t like. I’m only happy about injuries to assholes, and as far as I know Peters doesn’t fall in that category, so I sympathize. Looked like a non-contact injury too, and those always end up being the worst 🙁
You can understand why he took that sack. He only had about 13 seconds to throw.
His eyes just never seemed to focus in on the blitz
I would totally buy this thing
http://i.imgur.com/DNAXCK6.jpg
Who wouldn’t?
That’s a pretty damn sexy jet car thing.
It looks like the sci-fi version of The Homer.
It’s the Cadillac Cyclone concept car from 1958.
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“Okay guys…What the FUCK WAS THAT?!?”
-Eagles Offensive Line Coach in the tape room this week.
I’ll wager that at least 50% of the Eagles’ yards this year are from screens to RBs. It’s the only thing sort of working.
“I TOLD YOU IT WOULD WORK!” -former Bears OC Ron Zook
BOSS TODD APPROVED GAMEPLAN
So, Philly…what’s the secret to keeping Ryan Mathews healthy?
I think that’s an imposter, seeing as how he’s not hurt and/or fumbling.
Meth from Jersey
He was hurt last week. He just hasn’t sat out any games.
I thought I caught VD, but the refs ruled it was intercepted.
You didn’t complete the process of the sex.
Your knee wasn’t down before the ejaculate came out.
Flag for illegal use of the hands
Earlier, the dog threw up everything she’s consumed in the last 36 hours all over the backseat of the car. I just took her outside, and she’s also got the runs. She’s still in better shape than the start of this game.
Miles Austin! Lady and Gentlemen
Don’t worry Cris, the Eagles are still in big trouble.
Thomas Davis: STILL good at football.
The mouthguard on his ear was a nice touch.
After the game he will make an expanded earhole thing with it.
Seems like a bullshit call, but still FUCK TED GINN
And the “what constitutes a catch?” debate rages on for a few more weeks, now.
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCK A CATCH IS ANYMORE
No.
Who fucking knows…
It’s only considered a catch these days if you catch it with your legs while doing a one handed handstand.
I think the NFL office just flips a coin at this point.
Unless you’re the motherfucking Patriots.
On the other hand, Carrol has been fucking legit lately.
BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT
Oh great, now McDonalds has a chance to serve breakfast as horribly as they serve lunch.
Egg McMuffin for lunch is fucking delicious
^^^ THIS ^^^
AM Crunch Wrap is much better.
That’s a catch and he’s down.
Eagles offense: HEEEEERP
Panthers Offense: We see your HEEEERP and raise you DEEEEERP
Ted Ginn, Jr. is just an appalling football player.
The original Cordarrelle Patterson.
Renaldo Nehemiah.
My god, the officiating this afternoon and evening have gone full retard.
Rex is lucky the Bills don’t leave him behind in London.
THIS SAM BRADFORD I CALL HIM PEPPERIDGE FARMS BECAUSE HE MAKES A LOT OF TURNOVERS
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Anything you can herp I can derp better
I can derp anything better than you!
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Better guys.
Can we just cut Jordan Matthews at halftime?
What in the fuck is happening?
Welp.
NobodylaysafingeronmyButterfingerception!
Iggles Schadenfreude: Engaged
Well apparently Carolina’s D is too impatient to even wait for the Eagles typical 60 second 3 and out drill.
Not great, guys.
And they say football is unpredictable!
Sean McDermott looks like Red Foreman
#KONY2015
I know the foreman at the plant that produces Transit Diesel engines in Southampton.
I’m going to repeat myself.
Why does everyone still think the Eagles are good and the Panthers aren’t?
Race of the QB’s.
That was the basis of my imaginary betting this week!
I mean, Jeebus, the opening spread was FUCKING 2.5!!!
Because the Panther’s coach and QB are too ethnic?
I don’t think most people think Philly is that good. As for Carolina: Cam Newton plus no receivers plus J Stew just sounds like a recipe for inconsistency
The extremely low wavelength of the light reflected by the QB’s skin.
Welp, this is about what I was expecting.
That was a good pass…but Cam’s a little too black…er I mean “immature” to be a QB in this league
-Every douchbag NFL writer.
The Ford F-150 …..every other truck is history…. except when you don’t want to pay 80,000 dollars for a truck then those trucks are pretty much fucking relevant.
Remember when you could get a small pickup truck?
I had an GMC Canyon. Nice little truck. Can’t get small trucks no more.
We are going to replace the Eagles run D with the Chargers, see if anyone notices
WELP
Looks about right to me.
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