So this is how we’re punished for waking up squirrelly to watch lousy (yet entertaining) football played on a different continent? Fine.
Oak @ SD: Raiders are 2-3 with a 2 point loss to the stinking Bears as the only outlier on their sked as far as expected wins and losses. They’ve got the young troika in place (Carr, Cooper and Murray) to make things happen but the odds are against them in this long-dysfunctional franchise. The Chargers are #1 in total yards per game but only 15th in scoring. Lots of empty yards gained between the 20’s? Gordon doesn’t have a TD yet and won’t get one today (he’s out) but that has more to do with Derlaygo playing from behind a fair bit.
Dal @ NYG: Somebody on the internet told me that the last not-Romo to start and win a Cowboys game was Stephen Magee back in ’10. That can’t be right, can it? I’d look it up but I’m too damn busy writing these previews. Do you know how long it takes to look up one or two factlets and rev up the glib machine? Which Giants team will show for role call today? Will it be the shit-kickers that spanked the Slurs? How ’bout the squad that was dis-emboweled by the Eagles? Perhaps the silly squad that squeaked by the lousy 9’ers will shout “Here, Sir!” One never knows-I guess that’s why I watch every week…
If this game goes into overtime, I’m gonna turn this car right around and NONE of us will get to see the Grand Canyon.
But can we still go to the fireworks factory?
No, just the haunted ice cream warehouse.
Fine.
/kicks can, thrusts hands in pockets, pouts until presented with mint chocolate chip waffle cone
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Not gritty.
Guys for fuck’s sake enough with el beisbol
He runs pretty good for A GIRL
Lucky Whitehead sounds like something Clearasil may have missed.
Unlucky Blackhead was my prom date
You say 3 interceptions in the last five pass attempts; I say 3 completions (to the wrong team) in the last five pass attempts.
To-may-to, to-mah-to, really.
I went to the kitchen to get a snack, how many interceptions did I miss?
they haven’t let him throw yet
Two but one was called back due to the penalty and the other the NFL stepped in and said, “Jesus Christ we can’t just keep letting you do this,”
Is that fucker’s name really “Lucky Whitehead?”
Good time for SD to try and establish the run game.
I like how the Giants are trying compete despite Eli.
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Inframan, ftw
Never mind, Jet Jaguar
I knew Romoitis was a terminal illness, but I didn’t realize it was so contagious as well. Matt Cassel is in late stages right now. Very sad.
Pretty sure Cassel had a pre-existing condition.
Jerry Jones: Get me Matt Csssel’s Mexican non-union replacement.
Frank Stronghold?
Jacoby Jones looking like he’s gonna murder someone calling that timeout.
Bring back Doopy Pantz!
HERE HERE!
Haha, I can’t even get up to make myself a drink without a Casselception. Real good upgrade on Weedon, Dallas!
The sweet, soothing embrace of Cowboy derp.
Romonobyl?
Sorry, I’m reviewing my collection of fine, vintage bleaches.
Matt Cassell was 11-5 wiht teh Patriots in 2008, ppl forget taht.
The Cassel Derptrine
Whelp…
ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE!!!
I needs MOAR D/ST points, Giants. Kill teh CasselVANIA
WISH GRANTED
“Touchdown? What’s a touchdown?” – Chargers fans today
If they go for an onside kick here it will show that McCoy has at least one testicle.
Well, I have to say, that was a much better onside kick than Novak ever put down.
It’s true. And at least they went for it.
Back from painting the deck. Did I miss anything noteworthy in the early or afternoon games?
You missed a spot
I’d go put on another coat of paint.
[*Redacted] s actually came from behind 24-0 and beat the Buca
I actually saw the end of that game. I was inside taking a soda break and that was the only 5 min of football i have seen since 1
Painting the deck was all a dream, you will wake up now and realize you haven’t even started yet.
My former home and workplace, many years ago. It no longer exists.
http://i.imgur.com/Ll9DgX5.jpg
James Madison?
Yup.
You have large balls, sir. Thanks for your service
It probably got turned into a LOT of razor blades though
Chinese cars most likely.
If anyone could par-boil some mini gold-flesh taters, cool them down and then toss them in a mix of olive oil and butter, sear them at 450 and then add sea salt and fresh-cracked pepper I’d be ever so grateful.
You left out the minced garlic in the butter.
Send Dominos a potato emoji and see what you get.
This CBS broadcast is nauseating.
The new Nissan Maxima will make you black and cool so you buy now!
– Nissan Marketing Director
Eli went to his happy place there…. diving down into the ball pit at McDonald’s Playland
JJ Watt chopping wood in pads…they’ve officially run out of ideas.
Giants done gots them a kicker.
This Shane Vereen. I call him Ben Vereen because of last name. Oh, and chicken wings which are served at Hooters
Solid attempt to tackle him by grazing his shoulder there.
That’s nothing, you should see what I can do with one hand.
Reuben!
What’s with the Giants and having receivers good enough to catch the stuff Eli tosses?
Oh fuck your Mets insertion into this game, Buck.
It was pretty fucked up, right? And I say that as a fan. Just let the commercials do the talking, Joey. We’re all well aware the World Series is coming up.
Wow. Way to shoehorn in that Mets reference, Buck.
Has someone swapped Matt Cassel and Rex Grossman?
Grossman is no stranger to swapping.
Dammit I think Witten is down to his last spleen.
Saying Cassel is a better qb than Weedon is like saying the Titanic was a better ship than the Lusitania.
Weirdly enough I’ve read quite a bit about both ships recently. The Lusitania had a much higher build quality than the Titanic. The same cannot be said for Weeden.
Yeah but Weeden-tanic sunk with such more drama.
Nice punt by Cassell.
This is why I should read the comments before commenting.
Atlantic City hookers better watch out tonight for Jerry is on the prowl.
5 min to go in the 3rd, Laserface has yet to complete a pass in the 2nd half.
Nice punt Cassell, dick.
The spirit of Doopy Pantz compels you!!
Saw that happening the second it left his hands.
I love a Cassell floater!
Cassel’d.