Your “Fall-back Into Sunday Morning Football” Open Thread

Here we are again, not-salivating at the thought of another quadruple-header. Ah, who am I kidding-I’ll watch the shit out of this as I wolf down some eggs and crumpets. What are eggs called in the UK? Ova-lickies? Pram dodgers? Rasher friendlies? Eggs? You just never know what those mincing major allies to the US will come up with when given the chance to confuse us with the “English” (hah!) language.

Det “@” KC: Andy Reid will tell you that the finest BBQ in Kansas City, London can be found at The Jubbly Wank, where the near-fresh mutton is smoked for just over 15 minutes using only the finest Guinness after-birth soaked elderberry wood. Oh, you wanted a side with that? Well how ’bout some potatoes? Raw potatoes swimming in a room temperature bath of margarine can’t be beat. Are you not feeling like “Q” today? Well then, you could try a special dish by the name of Eel Wellington. Be sure to dig in while it’s still writhing! Oh right, the game. Given their respective records the Chiefs are twice as good as the Lions yet still worse than at least 18 other teams. Don’t try that at home! Or on the road or in London for that matter. Macklin the knife is back. (look at me, I’m Berman!) It’s Cooter’s turn to weave his offensive magic and get the Lions O out of first gear. Do you know what else is magic?-the disappearance of his 2006 DUI and 2009 aggravated burglary arrest records. Poof! Gone. All that’s left is a booking photo and a hat full of sky.

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Moonbatting Average

FLEAFLICKERDOWN!!

Moonbatting Average

Nice pirouette, Marmalard

blaxabbath

Has Caldwell been fired yet?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Doktor Zymm

I think they should put the wild card game between the two teams with the least wins between them in England.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Remember when the Lions had the 5,139 passing yard high flying offense just a few years ago?

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8r5b7zmTQ1qmvy8zo1_r2_500.gif

Doktor Zymm

And the RAF from England shot them down…

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Steve Smith or Doug Martin?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am playing the team WCS forgot about so I should be safe either way

Doktor Zymm

There seems to be a reasonable amount of talent on the Lions, and there seems to be no reason why they should be worse than the last couple years. Is it shitty coaching, or does the city of Detroit just suck anything resembling success or progress from people?

Col. Duke LaCross

Yes.

Senor Weaselo

I saw them taking a step back with the D-line losses, but yes.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace
Doktor Zymm

It is stupidly nice out today. I wonder if my wifi makes it up to the roof deck? Outdoor football watching sounds an attractive proposition.

Redshirt

It is something I highly recommend.

Senor Weaselo

Hey, is Secretariat at the door?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3qUhG0CFvE

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Fucking baseball is on tonight so I don’t get Brooklyn Nine-Nine… most depressing part of the early game was learning this and it has been awful throughout

blaxabbath

B99 is on its way out, sadly. I kind of expected it after a few good seasons — but network shows just never have a chance anymore.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Redshirt

THIS LIONS DEFENSE, I CALL THEM THE PONY EXPRESS BECAUSE THEY ARE JUST MAILING IT IN!

Senor Weaselo

That one’s good.

King Hippo

VultureDOWN!!