Week 9!
Andy Dalton and the Bungles just humiliated the Browns in the Battle of At Least We Have THE Ohio State University To Root For.
It’s definitely fall as we’ve hit the midpoint and now approach the downslide of this tire fire of a season. The good news is that the playoffs are on the horizon. The bad news is that the conferences are so broken that it’s already a lock on whose not going to make it.
But enough of that horseshit. Onward to the women!
Now that I’m embedding SF Tumblr posts to save you bandwidth, to view or save specific images, click the “…” at the bottom of the embedded post and click on “Permalink”. That will take you to the tumblr page.
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William Mortensen – Tantric Sorcerer (1932)
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Damn it…. well, twice as odd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JerirmFySU
I’ve seen this picture somewhere before.
I doesn’t seem that long ago either……
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Baby Vamp was easily the best thing to come out of True Blood, EVER.
I quite enjoyed the nudity and the theme song, but yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff5wxR081YQ
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I love your weird-ass-Japanese-movie gifs!
Stoned as hell, late at night watching the Flux. Those were the days.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySGSb3pCUEM
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Heather Graham in Twin Peaks
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Holy shit, seriously?
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I had no idea. Was this during the last season? I know I jumped ship once we discovered who actually killed Laura Palmer.
Episodes: Six (2.17-2.22)
Memorable Scene: Cooper and Annie dance for the first time together, right before the start of the Miss Twin Peaks competition.
Memorable Quote: “I understand why you treat me with care, why you hesitate. The convent evokes images of helpless women fearful at the thought of emotions other than those derived from scripture and prayer. But when you hold me, when we kiss, I feel safe and eager. I’m not afraid. Not of anything you make me feel. Or want.”
Trivia: Graham very briefly reprises the role in the prequel Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me.
Sorry for the list type site, but it is a good one.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jacelacob/actors-you-forgot-were-on-twin-peaks#.wbQ1zm8e4
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Chloe is not your classic beauty, but to me she is quirky and sexy, she takes roles that are interesting and odd that fame and money driven actors would turn down. Plus, apparently she enjoys shooting a pumpkin in shorts with leggings.
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Ya gotta love a woman and a shotgun.
No seriously, you HAVE to, because if you don’t, she’ll shoot your damn fool head off.
Chloë Sevigny by David Dunan.
Or if you’ve just been a bad boy:
http://40.media.tumblr.com/605f8410ae4ec91c7d291db7e6cd663a/tumblr_muxu4fPoOL1r87tiqo1_1280.jpg
Since Balls is here:
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That’s good eatin!
My boss went to Korea and showed me a video of him at some restaurant where they dropped a live octopus into a bowl to make soup. It was still wiggling as they were eating the soup…
I have not had any that was moving, but love it in Sushi places and what I have had grilled in a Spanish restaurant. Fucking tasty.
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My grandpa on my mom’s side used to cook it in its own ink with rice. One of the tastiest things I’ve ever eaten.
This woman is TERRIFYING.
The Avs play the “Mario Gets Bigger” sound whenever a penalty against them ends and their player comes out of the box.
That’s just great.
STROGN
ALL TEH SECONDARY SCORING
Martin, you are a genius and a national treasure. Thanks!
Charlotte McKinney or Kate Upton?
Naked sandwich (or hot dog?) of both.
Kate Upton seems to have let more of her personality show since becoming famous, and I like what I’ve seen. So, obviously, BOTH.
Helen Mirren
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This is Mewes. She’s an alternative model who reminds me of the hottest redhead I ever saw, a girl with dreads who clerked in a Flagstaff pet store back in 1998. I was too intimidated to speak to her, so this story sucks.
Anyway, she has a pretty face and huge tits. Enjoy:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiA6u-w0uZc
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Lee-loo!
Natalie Wood photographed by Peter Basch, 1960s.
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Natalie Wood’s younger sister Lana:
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Yes she cans!
I mean…
Plenty!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bBKjboJm0Y
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That’s profoundly erotic and simultaneously horrifying. Sort of like Famke Jansen as a witch in that awful Hansel & Gretel movie with Gemma Arterton a few years back:
(showing Gemma because why the fuck not?)
WTF is that lizard tongue doing on a woman?!?
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Moose:
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Did either of you see that movie about CBGB’s where Malin Akerman played Debbie Harry? She did a remarkably god job on the look.
http://static.parade.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/debbie-harry-malin-akerman-ftr.jpg
No.
[erection rising]
Moose, I would ordinarily “like” this comment, but it would feel weird. Sorry.
Yes. It was a fantastic movie, for more reasons than just that. But it certainly helped.
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Niiice!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U08VEuvkLo
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Lucy Lui is helpful around the house:
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Can you fucking imagine……….
Oddly, I have a very good imagination that utterly fails me here, because I give myself no credit and know I would disappoint her on every level.
But what a wonderful 30 seconds of disappointment!
Bond………..
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-nULlfJDvk
Because she was in a movie about a killer scarecrow:
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Who is this lovely lady?
That is Halston Sage, also known as “the hot chick in Paper Towns who isn’t Cara Delevigne,” and she is right lovely. 22 years old, as well, which works for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuk62WtK4sk
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“There is no such thing as a revolting cock.”
–George Takei.
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(not pictured: Ben Carson)
Following up my exhaustive study of Lucy Lui’s legs:
http://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/celebrities/lucy-liu/fitness-magazine-march-2013/Lucy-Liu—Fitness-Magazine-02.jpg
Two thumbs up; one for each leg. I love Lucy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRi-oEDd6fM
He’s in your nutty Buddies!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbmzGQReRLo
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Love me some Lauren Cohan, ever since Supernatural. Jesus she’s even hotter with her natural accent.
Happy Friday!
I trust everyone’s work week went per usual:
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Pug life born, pug life bred.
Brick;
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House:
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Meant to say “STEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!”
STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANKS MOOSE!
Yeah, the site is definitely freaking out over something. Commenting and reloading are all effed up.
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Whatever the new setting is with the giant text is freaking out the new comment refresh mechanism. It’s freaking me out too.
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“Error loading page” then it goes blank. Hit back function then the page comes up.
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Only the sweet potato gods can help us now.
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I think it’s only on the Statistics post, because Zymm had to go and class the joint up with research and good information and all that useful nonsense.
That seemed to be true at first, now it is every post, for me anyway.
Now it is back to “regular”….. WEIRD.
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It was still kinda jacked for me a few minutes ago. Speaking as a true IT professional, let’s see if it happens again, and then we’ll do some more troubleshooting.
More quality #wouldpen Martin #content.
Thanks, Martin, for all your good works.
Also, there is a dearth of Shakira around here. Let’s rectify that:
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Thanks, Martin! Hope to see you ’round here again.
Tell Scotchy that “A Princess For Christmas” (starring Roger Moore!) is on Hallmark. Sounds like Academy Award material!
Whoo hoo!
/no Hallmark channel up in The Canada