It’s 4 O’clock-Do You Know Where Your Open Thread Is? Thread

Min @ Oak: As Cyrus once said in The Warriors, “Can you Diggs it?” When Stefon is not at some esoteric club he’s tearing it up on the field. QB Teddy and his 6 TD/6 Int’s is quite happy to have found someone that he has a rapport with. That ought to improve those ugly stats quite a bit. The Raiders have averaged 35.5 points in their last three while the Vikes D have been holding their opponents to an average of 17 all season long. This shall be an interesting game of strength against strength. Both of these teams are just beginning to understand just how good they actually are. Oakland has the poorer record because, quite understandably given their history, it took a little bit longer.

NE @ NYG: The Giants can’t stop the short passing game.* Brady excels at the short passing game and is on fire right now. Let’s watch and see how this plays out.

*or the medium or the long passing game

KC @ Den: This is another game that looked great at the beginning of the season. RB Davis, once the handcuff to JC, is on the inactive list. Oh how the not-mighty have fallen! You may ask yourself, “how are they going to replace 2.6 ypc?”. One of the other voices in your head would answer “Spencer Ware” sometime after it told you to kill the neighbour’s dog. Peyton is starting to turn things around, improving his completion %, yards per catch and QBR these last few weeks. Perhaps he’s getting some feeling back in his hands? That said, he’s got a foot thingy and a rib ailment that he’s dealing with. That sound you heard was Justin Houston and Tamba Hali and Andy Reid licking their chops. With respect to Houston and Hali I was speaking metaphorically.

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Romonobyl

Seeing JPP gives me a sudden hankerin’ for Hamburger Helper.

King Hippo

We are totes gonna make hell our BITCH

John Difool
King Hippo

So…snow, MBA, Moose. Shall we resume panic mode? I’m a thinkin’ bout it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moonbatting Average

I’m going with mild anxiety for the moment

makeitsnowondem

I’ve been firmly in the “Manning plays till the end” camp all season but I’m starting to reconsider.

John Difool

Chewbacca now doing Verizon commercials….J.J. Abrams isn’t the only one raping my childhood.

Bortleback

That depends on what you saw

Bortleback

She looks like she’s well used to taking shots to the face

The Maestro

Fucking Christ, ODB is gonna give me nightmares.

John Difool

Because you got his money?

Lord Joe Don Looney

PHEEL! JEEM!

Mother Puncher

More please.

John Difool

WOOF

entropy

One last thing: I am a fan of Dish Network Jill. She’s OK by me. That is all.

Romonobyl

She’s no Lily, but not bad.

entropy

Well, who is Lily?

King Hippo

Stopping a game for an individual record is so fucking stupid.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

They should do it for the wins record……..

Bortleback

Peyton is just thinking that he could throw nothing but interceptions for the rest of the game, and it would still be remembered as the game where he broke the passing yardage record

makeitsnowondem

Sierra Nevada Celebration is so good.

Lord Joe Don Looney

I remember when that beer use to come out after Thanksgiving.

/Waiting for the Maibock to come out in January.

Old School Zero

So, wait… Hawkeyes remain undefeated, the 2015 Lions beat the 2015 Packers, Cowboys only score 6 points and lose to Bucs, Washington Slurs score 47(!) points on the Saints (AWWOOOOOOOOO), Dolphins edge EagLOLs, Blake Bortles Beats Black Birds, and Rousey got KTFO?

This has been one fuck of a weekend already.

Bortleback

Now all we need is for the Giants to teabag the Patriots to complete the upset marathon

Moonbatting Average

No Denver game on TV in DFW. I suppose that’ll keep my blood pressure down

entropy

Phone’s gonna die soon. I will remain unincarcerated. See y’all when I make it home

Spur

Buck sounded so sad when that kick was blocked

makeitsnowondem

Manning looks like I think I must have looked when I had to lead the daily cheer at Fry’s Electronics.

The Maestro

TOUCHDOWN CHANDLER!!! BING!!!

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

HOT TAEK ALERT: Macklemore is the rich man’s Vanilla Ice.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
fleshwound_NPG

PeyPey did it, in a very Alex Smith way.

fleshwound_NPG

When did Lambeau become Heinz Field

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Jim Caldwell showed emotion.

The Maestro

LIONS WIN

SOMEHOW

Bortleback

Despite their best efforts not to

Moonbatting Average

Wow Lions

King Hippo

Quite entertaining stuff.

Redshirt

HAHAHAHA

entropy

There is a Patriots fan here who just said, without irony or sarcasm, that if anyone has been fucked by the refs, it’s New England. Start chipping in for bail money.

Redshirt

Just don’t get caught.

entropy

I’m 6’5; I’d get blamed.whether I did it.or not

The Maestro

Shit man, even as a Pats fan, I’ll pony up for this. Good Christ.

Bortleback

No court would convict you

King Hippo

He was here with us the whole time, officer.

John Difool

Don’t peel the label off before hitting him with your beer bottle. Keeps collateral damage to a minimum.

makeitsnowondem

I’m cool with Peyton continuing to start at quarterback but the Broncos have got to replace their armpunter.

King Hippo

and the fuck you thinkin, PeyPey??

Bortleback

He doesn’t want the record by the looks of things

The Maestro

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO FUCKING WAY

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Then the Lions remembered they were the Lions.

...

The Lions are really pissing me off right now.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Redshirt

You have one job, Megatron. One Job!

King Hippo

Pack not dead yet!!!

fleshwound_NPG

LOLIONS

The Maestro

HOLY SHIT LIONS

Redshirt

A Freeze Warning has been issued for Hell.

makeitsnowondem

The anthem in Denver is absolutely brutal.

The Maestro

OK. I’ve said my prayers to Satan, I’m ready for the Pats to win again tonight. Let’s fucking do this.

John Difool

I’m a bit conflicted here. Common sense tells me I should be rooting for the Pats vs. a division rival in first place. However, my heart wants to behold a God who bleeds.

Wat do?

Redshirt

When it doubt, root for the tie!

blaxabbath

Meteor 2015!

blaxabbath

MIN lost to the 49ers, ppl forget this!

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Literally

Kungjitsu

How the hell have the Saints won four games?

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