It’s 4 O’clock-Do You Know Where Your Open Thread Is? Thread

Min @ Oak: As Cyrus once said in The Warriors, “Can you Diggs it?” When Stefon is not at some esoteric club he’s tearing it up on the field. QB Teddy and his 6 TD/6 Int’s is quite happy to have found someone that he has a rapport with. That ought to improve those ugly stats quite a bit. The Raiders have averaged 35.5 points in their last three while the Vikes D have been holding their opponents to an average of 17 all season long. This shall be an interesting game of strength against strength. Both of these teams are just beginning to understand just how good they actually are. Oakland has the poorer record because, quite understandably given their history, it took a little bit longer.

NE @ NYG: The Giants can’t stop the short passing game.* Brady excels at the short passing game and is on fire right now. Let’s watch and see how this plays out.

*or the medium or the long passing game

KC @ Den: This is another game that looked great at the beginning of the season. RB Davis, once the handcuff to JC, is on the inactive list. Oh how the not-mighty have fallen! You may ask yourself, “how are they going to replace 2.6 ypc?”. One of the other voices in your head would answer “Spencer Ware” sometime after it told you to kill the neighbour’s dog. Peyton is starting to turn things around, improving his completion %, yards per catch and QBR these last few weeks. Perhaps he’s getting some feeling back in his hands? That said, he’s got a foot thingy and a rib ailment that he’s dealing with. That sound you heard was Justin Houston and Tamba Hali and Andy Reid licking their chops. With respect to Houston and Hali I was speaking metaphorically.

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Redshirt

Come on. One more play, Giants! You can do this…probably.

The Maestro

Almost had a heart attack there

King Hippo

luckiest bunch of fucks on the face of the earth

JustStopDude

New England getting their second 4th time out…

Old School Zero

OH COME ON

Sill Bimmons

oh no

King Hippo

oh how the fuck

blaxabbath

That was a real floater. Brady needs his PEDs STAT!

ThursdaySkyGoddess

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

JustStopDude
Sill Bimmons

oh please

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Go onside kick?

Sill Bimmons

WHY WAS THE COACH ON THE FIELD NOT PENALIZED

JustStopDude
Redshirt

Come on, NE. Call your 4th Timeout. Ice the Kicker!!!

blaxabbath

Why the hell didn’t NYG run 3 rushing plays here and burn the clock?

Redshirt

Because you touch yourself at night.

Smithchez

Jetsian playcalling there

King Hippo

Kubes, you dick. My make it snow league team needed that 1 McManus point.

Col. Duke LaCross

So how was the fucking Golden Tate play a catch?

Redshirt

Run the damn pig!

blaxabbath

I hope this just results in NE losing precious seconds when Tom BraPEDy needs to drive for the win.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Mike Carey and Ben Carsen: Separated at birth?

King Hippo

Good call. Damn it.

John Difool

Pats/Gints: “These are not the refs you’re looking for….”

Old School Zero

Fuck whatever the rules say. That was a fucking catch.

Redshirt

Only the NFL can complicate something as simple as a catch.

indieguy

hes got american flag shoes you can’t go against a guy with american flag shoes

Sill Bimmons

I spent the weekend in the company of children.

This necessitated the near-constant ingestion of hot dogs.

If you have to eat hot dogs, these are really good:

http://www.tailgatingideas.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ParksFinestSignatureSeasoned.jpg

ThursdaySkyGoddess

I haven’t eaten hot dogs since being introduced to brats and half-smokes many years ago, but those look pretty damn tasty.

indieguy

the local bar sells hotdogs with all kinds of crazy toppings. blueberry mustard is amazing

Redshirt

Before Deflategate, that would have been an incomplete pass and Beckham would have been ejected for a Palpably Unfair Act by trying to deceive the referee.

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Thanks for randomly logging me out, WordPress.

King Hippo

That happens like once a week

The Maestro

FUUUUUUUCK

The Maestro

SCRATCH THAT

Gratliff

Zero reason that should be a catch

Redshirt

Are they seriously debating whether or not to score a touchdown?

King Hippo

Sweet no shutout.

Way to support your teammates, PeyPey

Sill Bimmons

Thank god.

King Hippo

Thank fuck the Giants know they need 6

Moonbatting Average

Giants are gonna score to quickly

blkeskimo1785

I know that feel.

Mother Puncher

So… this game ends in Brown’s first field goal miss. Right?

King Hippo

Brock is showing why he has not played before now.

JustStopDude

If I was an NFL QB, I would not be able to control myself from shouting the most bizarre shit as possible before hiking the ball…

“SPONGEBOB! TITTIES! ON BEEEEE! HUT HUT IN THE BUTT….HIKE!”

Sill Bimmons
Redshirt

So what’s this about Peyton Blue Screening of Death?

fleshwound_NPG

His statline today was quite Ryan Leafian.

Sill Bimmons

brock’d

Mother Puncher

Like a hurricane.

John Difool
King Hippo

TWO juice boxes tonight!!!

Old School Zero

GO GIANTS GO GO GO

Mother Puncher
King Hippo

for your diabetes AND alcoholism!!

King Hippo

SAVE US FROM 19-0 ELISHA