A far less cynical commenter than I pointed out to me that this game isn’t exactly “eye poison”. Let’s take a look at this half-full game with some rose-coloured glasses, shall we?
Ten @ Jax: The Jags are 2-2 at home and with a win will tie the Luck-less Colts for first place in the AFC South. Bortles is tied for the league lead in game-winning drives. All three victories were the result of him marching his team down the field in the waning minutes for the last score. Not too shabby. Fantasy-wise the Jags feature the highest-scoring WR duo. Robinson made a bit of a splash last year but the real revelation is Hurns. He was the guy I made fun of in a snarky post at the beginning of the season. Well, he’s scored a TD in 7 straight, averages 17 yards a catch and caused me to place my tail between my legs when I picked him up off the waiver wire a few weeks ago. QB Mariota (do we have a nickname for this guy yet-I think he’ll be around for a dozen years or so) has thrown for 4 TD’s and no intercepts twice. He’s in a bad, interim-coach situation and hasn’t completely shit the bed which bodes well for his future but not his early development.
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I’m probably the only one watching Golden State vs. LA Clippers game, aren’t I?
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Why does Caitlyn Jenner drive an MGB cabriolet in South Park?
Variation of a joke.
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Tracy Wolfson has a face made for radio and a voice made for phone sex.
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Wait, is the game over? I wasn’t paying attention. Who won?
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Nobody who watched it.
Is it too soon to wish Mariota would demand a trade after this game?
Dude clearly didn’t have a lot of help. Antonio Andrews seems decent enough. Other than that, mostly poop. Especially that OL.
To be honest, I mostly watched Iowa vs. Marquette basketball game. I think I made the wiser decision.
I’m gonna go contrarian and say that wasn’t nearly as bad as I imagined.
That said, I have a very good imagination as far as bad shit goes.
true, because at no point did anyone sacrifice a small child or hate-fuck a nun in the middle of the field. That said, it was still bad.
I will assume you are right, though I missed the halftime show to take a dump.