Your Titans/Jags Thursday Night Open Thread

A far less cynical commenter than I pointed out to me that this game isn’t exactly “eye poison”. Let’s take a look at this half-full game with some rose-coloured glasses, shall we?

Ten @ Jax: The Jags are 2-2 at home and with a win will tie the Luck-less Colts for first place in the AFC South. Bortles is tied for the league lead in game-winning drives. All three victories were the result of him marching his team down the field in the waning minutes for the last score. Not too shabby. Fantasy-wise the Jags feature the highest-scoring WR duo. Robinson made a bit of a splash last year but the real revelation is Hurns. He was the guy I made fun of in a snarky post at the beginning of the season. Well, he’s scored a TD in 7 straight, averages 17 yards a catch and caused me to place my tail between my legs when I picked him up off the waiver wire a few weeks ago. QB Mariota (do we have a nickname for this guy yet-I think he’ll be around for a dozen years or so) has thrown for 4 TD’s and no intercepts twice. He’s in a bad, interim-coach situation and hasn’t completely shit the bed which bodes well for his future but not his early development.

 

 

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Sill Bimmons
entropy

I thought Zac Brown was the country asshole who threw water in football asshole JJ Watt’s face in that one commercial? I’m so confused.

John Difool

“Bortles has a streak going…” Good thing he’s wearing that uniform then, maybe it’ll hide it.

Sill Bimmons
entropy

All of these “inspiring music” commercials make me wonder how pro athletes refrain from slitting their fucking wrists every minute of every day.

Sill Bimmons

I want this ad to come to life as a cockroach so I can stomp it to death.

King Hippo

CRUSH PORN WOO

Sill Bimmons

HEY SUCCOP YOU STINK

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
entropy

LEAD IS STILL SURMOUNTABLE.

Sill Bimmons

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Doktor Zymm

At least next Thursday is Thanksgiving. Food, booze and actual football.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Your backyard touch football game with drunk cousins will be higher quality than this…dreck.

Sill Bimmons
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Senor Weaselo

Evening folks. I have to ask: HOW BAD IS IT?

entropy

Imagine the Titans and Jaguars, playing in the usual shitty TNF game.

(friend whispers frantically in my ear)

Wait, you mean that’s ACTUALLY happening right now?! This isn’t a fucking test pattern or some shit?!

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Your brain is trying to protect you from The Awful Truth

Sill Bimmons

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
BrettFavresColonoscopy

A boy named Fu

King Hippo

HELL 2 DA NAW!!

entropy

Chad Henne is rockin that pornstache.

Sill Bimmons
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
entropy

There’s a lot going on on that Titans hat.

Doktor Zymm

My feed froze. I’m not really that bothered.

entropy

And people said God didn’t answer prayers.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

How will the goats make it through winter?!?! You’ll have to sell the farm!

Horatio Cornblower

Fuck it, this is terrible. I’m going to go find some porn.

Do they have porn on the internet these days?

entropy

According to something I Read earlier, they had to take down all the Traci Lords stuff, so maybe not.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

75 to 1; let’s call it even.

nomonkeyfun

Screw you.

entropy

Man, beat someone to *1* joke….

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Hey I admitted my mistake with incorrect information in regard to porn history; I’ll try to do better next time.

nomonkeyfun

I understand that Traci Lords is available.

entropy

GAAAAAHHHHH FUCK YOU NFL STOP PLAYING SHIPPING UP TO BOSTON IN EVERY GOD DAMN STADIUM, YOU FUCKS!!!!!!

entropy

If it stops that song, I’ll take it.

nomonkeyfun

OSZ, aren’t you happy you get to watch football this weekend?

Old School Zero

It’s true, free of any Titans snuff films being broadcast to my area, it’ll be great.

Aside from the likely Chargers loss.

Doktor Zymm

If they make the extra point I believe that qualifies as an insurmountable lead.

entropy

Needs to be 2+ field goals ahead.

nomonkeyfun

Quack, quack.

Brick Meathook

THEY RUINED A PERFECT GAME

Old School Zero

MURIATO!!!!!

Redshirt

Hey! A double-field goal!

entropy

No one the field believes that just happened.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Walker was a decoy!

Redshirt

Concussion is an important thing in the NFL. But the guy that horizontally piledrove himself in the wall is a-okay to play.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

What is the proper expression for when a player gets a spinal injury from crashing into the spinal injury stretcher?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Crib death

Doktor Zymm

I can’t even tell if people are injured or just tired of playing in this game.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m glad Norm MacDonald is getting paid, and if it’s to the detriment of the same people who didn’t find him funny on SNL, then all the better

John Difool

THIS GAME, I CALL IT GONE WITH THE WIND ‘CAUSE IT’S GONNA BE OVER THREE PLUS HOURS OF MY LIFE I’LL NEVER GET BACK AND FRANKLY MY DEAR I’M TOO DRUNK TO GIVE A DAMN

Brick Meathook

SCARLETT WAS DRUNK TOO

Redshirt

Holy shit.

entropy

Half right!

Old School Zero

Time to make homemade hot chocolate mix, because I’m worth it.

Horatio Cornblower

All you need is whole milk, Hershey’s cocoa and sugar. Heat milk in microwave for 2 minutes, two regular teaspoons of sugar, two heaping teaspoons of cocoa powder, stir and thank me later.

Old School Zero

You email me an address and I’ll send you some, and you can compare it.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Deep throw, PI
Deep throw, PI
Run three times, stuffed
Field Goal
PFTCommenter: cumz

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Tony Fasano’s Football :stretch:

Redshirt

Damn it. The Cowboys ruined it. We could have had a light blue versus dark blue game. That would have been fun.

http://national.suntimes.com/national-sports/7/72/2157203/nfl-reveals-color-rush-jerseys-cowboys-panthers-thanksgiving-game

Horatio Cornblower

Well the Cowboys should look terrific as they go 2-9.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Horatio Cornblower

So I cut way back on my beer drinking to get in better shape, (I’m aiming for Rhonda Rousey), and one of the side benefits is being a cheap drunk. Two beers tonight, (OK, one was a pint+ of Arrogant Bastard) and I am buzzing very nicely.

Old School Zero

Welcome to my life/tolerance level!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Say, What are you wearing?

Horatio Cornblower

Sadly I am still wearing pants.

Debating getting into the whiskey, because this has been a very long couple of months at work and I am working from home tomorrow and can probably do that with a headache.

In which case, adios pantalones!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Talk to me when the banana hammock makes an appearance.

hippofant

Coming home late, worrying that I’ve missed football.

Oh…. oh. Well. Never mind.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

This football-like substance brought to you by: Meth

King Hippo

This game shall have OVVVVVERTIIIIIIME

It shall go FG/FG/TIE

Doktor Zymm

Why are we all watching this? We’re only encouraging them. We should tell a responsible adult where the Thursday Night Game touched us.

entropy
nomonkeyfun

Jared put his pee-pee thing into my pee-pee and poo-poo place. It made me feel weird.

Brick Meathook

FIELD GOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!!