I trust that everyone enjoyed their NFL heroin and their food comas, yes? And now tis time to recover, with our leftovers, shame, and sweet JV action. WOO!!!
Miami at Pitt (Noon, ESPN2)
This game could have meant something, had only the Castrated Turkeys not lived up to their name in overtime last weekend. SIGH. Still, gotta watch somethin’ – and laughing at Da U is always kinda fun.
Navy at Houston (Noon, ABC)
Rarely will you get to see a game between two 1-A teams with a combined record of 19-2 that absolutely positively nobody believes to be any good. That alone piques my interest.
Missouri at Arkansas (2:30, CBS)
Pig Sooey stubbed its toe last week, and needs a win for a decent bowl bid. Mizzou, which has been playing out the string since the calendar flipped to October, needs a road win to get a bowl bid of any varietal.
Washington State at Washington (3:30, Fox)
For a change, it’s the COUGARS who are the good team looking to avoid the road upset in the Apple Cup. I like rivalry games with fun nicknames like that. The Huskies, like Mizzou, are playing for bowl eligibility, and haven’t at least as obviously packed things in. But Leach’s charges have quietly become one of the more watchable teams in the country, from my late night DVR adventures.
Iowa at Nebraska (3:30, ABC)
The Cornhuskers will try to get a referee-aided home upset, like they did against Sparty. Iowa is sort of the opposite of Wazzu, I can’t watch them play more than 90 seconds or so before I change the channel. Again, Nebraska wins or stays home for the Festivus season.
Baylor at TCU (7:30, ESPN)
This game looked like it would be one for the ages, then it looked to be totally inconsequential, then after last week it looks like it might be fun again. BayBay has a shot at the playoffs with a convincing win, provided that Boomer Sooner loses tomorrow. They are down to their 3rd QB, but it seems that any old hobo can step right in and put up video game numbers there. MUST BE FUCKING NICE. Bloodeyes damned near pulled off the unlikeliest comeback of the season in Norman, and after BayBay ruined their season in Waco last year, I’m sure they will be up to repay the favor.
Yay points
This game sure is making those BayBay cheerleaders wet.
6-23 58 yard and 1 INT? DOOPY PANTZ would sell his non-existent soul for stats that impressive.
Wet Baylor cheerleaders, ftw.
I guess the officiates ain’t callin’ offensive goal tending.
You’re welcome, ‘Zona (shoutout to the other Miller brother…woot woot)
discussion at midfield “can the coinflip just decide the fucking game already?”
Archie claims another victim.
Somehow OT will feature punting.
they shall find a way
Seriously. Don’t give them ideas.
And the drought in Tejas continues….
Dayton!!! Dayton!!! Dayton!!!
Tony! Toni! Tone!
A good punt!
Prime safety position. This would be the most insurmountable lead in the history of ever.
Naming your son Jaden is just mean.
There have been more fouls called in the first half of the WVU-SDSU game than total points in Baylor-Bloodeyes.
Did the Three Stooges ever play football? It would have looked like this.
This game should have the Benny Hill theme playing.
Nobody has moved that fast since the first quarter, though.
Baylor DERP
HOW did he fucking get that off??
A shanked punt. That’s something different, at least.
BLEERGH hasn’t gotten proper tribute, with all this weather derp
Wow, a decent offensive play.
Semi-serious question: Are there FFL formats out there that use the punter?
Seems like something Sill would have in the next iteration of the Insanity League.
I wonder how it would work? A point per 25 yards? A bonus point for Inside 20s?
Points for hangtime, anti points for return yards, points for tackles
Pat McAfee would be a fourth-round pick.
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GUESS WHAT??
You know what this game needs? ANOTHER PUNT!!!!111oneone
punting delayed is NAWT punting denied
The punter’s ankles must be so sore.
probably can’t see the fucking play clock
INFINITE TIE
That just happened.
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BayBay now in FG ra…..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So, by my rules that run ties us back up at 15. FEEL THE EXCITE
BIG 12 FEVER CATCH IT
I wish I had enough pills for this to last forever and ever.
FUCK IT, I’M GOING DEEP
A first… down?
That should be worth at least a rouge tonight
Is it lacist to note that the Bloodeyes’ pompom squad in the stands is like the white trashiest thing I’ve seen all season?
Remember, I fucking LIVE in North Cakalaky, people.
I live in Iowa and I agree with you.
WVU-SDSU for the Las Vegas Invitational championship has just tipped on FS1!
Huggs is already 14 Beefeater and tonics deep.
THERE WILL BE DEFENSE (redux)
/but likely no rain
*sigh*
Not with a bang, but a whimper…
but after how many fucking overtimes??
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She seems quite intelligent and I am most interested in her newsletter.
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I’d pay good money to watch Jack ax murder the entire cast of that godforsaken turd of a movie.
I still can’t get over how much Richmond’s coach looks like Buddy from “Swimming With Sharks”
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. TCU and Baylor’s offense on fire off the shoulder of the highway leading to Waco. I watched flare-routes glitter and come to nothing in the soaked corners the Alamo gate end zone. All those moments will be lost in time… like this game in the rain… Time to die.
Or at least time to go down to the basement and crack a fresh one.
A fight in this slop would be nifty.
Kinda like Stripes when John Candy kicked the stripper’s ass, eh?
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This game has gotten hilarious with the weather and all.
And as I type that someone gets hurt falling in the rain.
/Price is Right horn
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Now being served in Ft. Worth, TX:
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Oooohhh…those look yummy.
This is getting plain silly now.
Yep….Time to turn volume down and play teh music
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Nononononononono….YOU LITTLE MUTHERFUCKER!!!!
3 more degrees and this downpour becomes blizzard/ice storm. EVERYBODY CONCENTRATE AND SEND DOWN SOME CANADIA AIR
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turnover #infinity +1
Every movie that I see an ad for looks like a complete piece of shit. Is it just me?
One word…
Trumbo
Three teenage boys just walked into the room where I’m watching football and sat down. They show no signs of leaving. Am I obligated to offer them a beer?
If I’m “that uncle,” you probably are, too. Time to begin the lesson in drinking.
And by letting their kids go to your house, that’s totes “assumption of risk” so you in the clear legally
Ummmmm….you sure ’bout that interpretationism?
and if he listens to me knowing how dumb I am…ALSO ASSUMPTION OF RISK
/circle of life
You get a turnover, and you get a turnover…