JV NFL Preview – Food Coma Recovery Friday Special Edition

I trust that everyone enjoyed their NFL heroin and their food comas, yes? And now tis time to recover, with our leftovers, shame, and sweet JV action. WOO!!!

Miami at Pitt (Noon, ESPN2)

This game could have meant something, had only the Castrated Turkeys not lived up to their name in overtime last weekend. SIGH. Still, gotta watch somethin’ – and laughing at Da U is always kinda fun.

Navy at Houston (Noon, ABC)

Rarely will you get to see a game between two 1-A teams with a combined record of 19-2 that absolutely positively nobody believes to be any good. That alone piques my interest.

Missouri at Arkansas (2:30, CBS)

Pig Sooey stubbed its toe last week, and needs a win for a decent bowl bid. Mizzou, which has been playing out the string since the calendar flipped to October, needs a road win to get a bowl bid of any varietal.

Washington State at Washington (3:30, Fox)

For a change, it’s the COUGARS who are the good team looking to avoid the road upset in the Apple Cup. I like rivalry games with fun nicknames like that. The Huskies, like Mizzou, are playing for bowl eligibility, and haven’t at least as obviously packed things in. But Leach’s charges have quietly become one of the more watchable teams in the country, from my late night DVR adventures.

Iowa at Nebraska (3:30, ABC)

The Cornhuskers will try to get a referee-aided home upset, like they did against Sparty. Iowa is sort of the opposite of Wazzu, I can’t watch them play more than 90 seconds or so before I change the channel. Again, Nebraska wins or stays home for the Festivus season.

Baylor at TCU (7:30, ESPN)

This game looked like it would be one for the ages, then it looked to be totally inconsequential, then after last week it looks like it might be fun again. BayBay has a shot at the playoffs with a convincing win, provided that Boomer Sooner loses tomorrow. They are down to their 3rd QB, but it seems that any old hobo can step right in and put up video game numbers there. MUST BE FUCKING NICE. Bloodeyes damned near pulled off the unlikeliest comeback of the season in Norman, and after BayBay ruined their season in Waco last year, I’m sure they will be up to repay the favor.

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Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Yay points

WCS

6-23 58 yard and 1 INT? DOOPY PANTZ would sell his non-existent soul for stats that impressive.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Wet Baylor cheerleaders, ftw.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I guess the officiates ain’t callin’ offensive goal tending.
You’re welcome, ‘Zona (shoutout to the other Miller brother…woot woot)

theeWeeBabySeamus

Archie claims another victim.

Croooow

Somehow OT will feature punting.

WCS

Seriously. Don’t give them ideas.

theeWeeBabySeamus

And the drought in Tejas continues….

theeWeeBabySeamus

Dayton!!! Dayton!!! Dayton!!!

WCS

Tony! Toni! Tone!

Croooow

A good punt!

WCS

There have been more fouls called in the first half of the WVU-SDSU game than total points in Baylor-Bloodeyes.

Croooow

This game should have the Benny Hill theme playing.

Croooow

Baylor DERP

Croooow

A shanked punt. That’s something different, at least.

Croooow

Wow, a decent offensive play.

Croooow

Semi-serious question: Are there FFL formats out there that use the punter?

WCS

Seems like something Sill would have in the next iteration of the Insanity League.

Croooow

I wonder how it would work? A point per 25 yards? A bonus point for Inside 20s?

blordinaryfagicmox

Points for hangtime, anti points for return yards, points for tackles

WCS
Croooow

You know what this game needs? ANOTHER PUNT!!!!111oneone

Croooow

The punter’s ankles must be so sore.

Croooow

That just happened.

WCS

BIG 12 FEVER CATCH IT

Croooow

A first… down?

Croooow

I live in Iowa and I agree with you.

WCS

WVU-SDSU for the Las Vegas Invitational championship has just tipped on FS1!

Huggs is already 14 Beefeater and tonics deep.

theeWeeBabySeamus

*sigh*
Not with a bang, but a whimper…

WCS

I’d pay good money to watch Jack ax murder the entire cast of that godforsaken turd of a movie.

Horatio Cornblower

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. TCU and Baylor’s offense on fire off the shoulder of the highway leading to Waco. I watched flare-routes glitter and come to nothing in the soaked corners the Alamo gate end zone. All those moments will be lost in time… like this game in the rain… Time to die.

Or at least time to go down to the basement and crack a fresh one.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Kinda like Stripes when John Candy kicked the stripper’s ass, eh?

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Horatio Cornblower

This game has gotten hilarious with the weather and all.

Horatio Cornblower

And as I type that someone gets hurt falling in the rain.

/Price is Right horn

blordinaryfagicmox
WCS
theeWeeBabySeamus

Oooohhh…those look yummy.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Nononononononono….YOU LITTLE MUTHERFUCKER!!!!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

One word…
Trumbo

Horatio Cornblower

Three teenage boys just walked into the room where I’m watching football and sat down. They show no signs of leaving. Am I obligated to offer them a beer?

entropy

If I’m “that uncle,” you probably are, too. Time to begin the lesson in drinking.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ummmmm….you sure ’bout that interpretationism?