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Week 14 is here.
Not much to speak of in college football besides a closer than expected Army-Navy game and some FCS playoffs. I hope you guys enjoyed some triple-option kakke.
Updated 506 maps: Week 14, Broadcast Maps
Carl picks Browns-9ers. Carl is 7-6 for the year. Carl’s Pick, 49ers-Redskins
Thanks for posting Carl every week.
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At least he got to eat some pussy……
If I were in the Dawg Pound when JFF walked over to mindlessly sign autographs, I’d have him sign me a bottle of Cristal.
Morning folks!
This time next week, I’ll be watching Star Wars. Early Sunday morning theater going is the best.
/shakes fist at those damn kids
I got a link to the script if you want to know what happens before you go…
It looks pretty good. Like they completely do away with the bugs in the blood being the cause of the force or whatever. Plus Han Solo dies.
The Emperor of Man helps Luke defeat the Flood, while Han is hunted by a predator.
There’s a light saber scene.
Chip Kelly is totes mad at DeMarco Murray, guys.
Is this where the “I drafted Demarco Murray” support group is meeting this week?
MAYBE!
“And I thought you were one of the good ones ,, smgdh” – C. Kelly
Chip Kelly needs to remember the old saying, if there’s one finger pointing at someone else, there’s three fingers pointing back at yourself.
Who did that math, Jason Pierre-Paul?
So mad he has him listed as ‘Spraytan” on the depth chart……
On the off chance our good doctor had the foresight to bring a ball of yarn dipped in catnip to the stadium with her, looks like Philly will be the only team in the NFC Least this week.
With a win that is.
Possible snow game in Denver? WOO!!!
Would you bench McManus for Myers of Team of Destiny as a precaution? I don’t wanna. I mean, that motherfucker missed two extra points last week…
The sun is shining now, don’t think a new round will be here by game time.
BROOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!
Good morning folks.
Can anyone remember the last time a 7-5 team was giving 11.5 points on the road?
I sure don’t think that’s happened too often. Makes me nervous Clausen and Trestman just managed to find Bellicheck’s SB XLIX scouting files.
Greetings from TV land.
Assam alego, muthaflippa!
The Army-Navy game featured the coolest fucking helmets in the history of football…if y’all didn’t see them…
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I liked how they were broken down by position. It lead to a weird game where I spent the whole time remembering just how fucking much I hated working for academy kids in the navy…
Beer, part of a balanced breakfast.
So….I’m already dressed for the game. I’ll probably leave in about an hour. I should start drinking now, to avoid horrible stadium beer, correct?
Also, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I hope you’re wearing a lot of turquoise and heavy metal tee shirts to honor the Snyders.
On the long list of people I wish owned the team instead of little danny, Dee Snider is probably somewhere in the middle.
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Just think of the halftime speeches he’d give.
And the press releases! I also bet he would totally sidetrack every owner’s meeting.
See, opiates require fewer trips to crowded, gross stadium toilets.
/old people, squirrel-sized bladder problems
Football stadiums are one of the few places where the ladies toilets are less crowded and cleaner than the mens.
I could definitely see that. A veritable respite from the vomit and pee smell aura of the stadium. There’s probably even a couch, I bet.
Nah, it’s not NICE, just a smaller population using it. Ladies rooms are usually disgusting shitheaps. Normally tidy women will just spray urine all over the place and strew used toilet paper everywhere, because they have this fear of touching anything in a public toilet. As such they hover over the seat, and refuse to clean up after themselves. There are fewer of these women, and just fewer women in general at a game.
And I do know how nasty and unhygienic ladyfolk CAN be – I do have three teenage daughters, after all. Their bathrooms are APPALLING. I can’t bear to even look at them.
Strangely, I always thought that girls would be neater and cleaner than boys, but that certainly wasn’t true in my case, at least as compared to me as a young lad. I was merely disorganized.
As a bartender whose job included sloshing out the bathrooms at closing, brutha, the chick bathroom was consistently worse in terms of … weirdly disgusting stuff. Tampons jammed everywhere, blood in weird places, WTF moments.
The guys’ was predictable, piss on the floor by the urinal.
The beer is always cheaper outside the stadium.
Pre-gaming at home or en route is an important part of any game-day experience.
You know you’re in the FF play-offs when you spend 20 minutes trying to decide whether to start Bilal Powell over Rashad Jennings.
That’s also a pretty good sign that you won’t be in the FF play-offs next week.
There is a Quick Lane Bowl, a Go Daddy Bowl, a Famois Idaho Potato Bowl, and a Tax Slayer Bowl this year. So. Much. Prestige!
There is a Todd Bowles.
“Someone say tax payer slayer bowl?”
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UCONN got the St. Petersburg Bowl, which is much better than their other option, the Boca Raton Bowl.
I did not make either of those things up.
Supposedly, next year there will be a Melbourne Bowl in Australia featuring a Pac12 team. If I can swing it, I’ll be there.
There’s one of those sports gambling shows on the radio Saturday morning when I’m in the car. I suspect it is national; couple dudes with pushy/aggressive/near-organized-crime sounding voices. Every 2 mins is them pushing their subscription service where they’ll give you a couple locks just for calling!
How do these dudes work? I mean, if they go 0fer, I don’t assume customers get a refund, And I can come up with complete guesses on effectively 50/50 propositions for free pretty good. Unless they’re giving you insider tips (witch they are not) I don’t get the value.
I would imagine it’s the old grift where everyone gets different “locks” so a percentage will be right two weeks in a row, and a percentage of those fall for it and sign up.
I get these too. They crack me up. There is definitely a formula to them. I thought about doing a post mocking them, but I value my brain too much.
Maybe we can get together and do something with it next season. Run them as the control against Money Comes In.
CALL NOW FOR MY 5 STAR CANT MISS LOCK OF THE WEEK
If that’s the formula, it’s been around since 1980s cable TV. Used to love these guys. The Vegas Line or some other cheesy shit, first show to wake up to, like 6 am on gameday.
Same thing.
For my free no strings 2 team parlay of the week… I am taking Lions and Bears to both cover.
Sorry Dok.
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