Your “We Are All Fans Of Watt Taking Out Brady” Sunday Night Open Thread

NE @ Hou: The Gronk is listed as Questionable. The player most statistically invested in him playing is not Gronk, it’s Br*dy. Mike Sando has pointed out that since 2010 when Gronk entered the league, Brady is 182/42 with respect to TD/Int’s when the former is on the field. When Gronk is not on the field that ratio falls to 42/19. And so it goes-Brady’s passer rating falls from 104 to 86.8. His QBR falls from 72 down to 59.5. Brady’s TD rate with Gronk on the field? 6.7%. Off the field? 3.5. Stats-wise, that porno star-boinking tight end is more valuable to the O than anyone else. “That’s all well and good”, says JJ Watt, “but has he ever squealed with delight when meeting Jennifer Aniston?”.

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Porky Prime
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Rewatching the Firefly pilot. It is absolutely perfect to describe the show

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Sorry, I mention this only because they made Joss Whedon write the worst ep (2) in a weekend

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I really did lose a shit ton of weight this year, I have a Mal from Firefly costume that I was slightly to fat for before I want a reason to break out. 10 month wait

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I only bring it up because I am watching Firefly for the 90th time

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Sharkbait

Nobody has an Alexa.

Shogun Marcus

The good Doktor does.

Sharkbait

What? I refuse to believe that

Shogun Marcus

Truth. I was considering getting one until she convinced me it wasn’t worth it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
WCS

THE BEN GET EXCITEMENT WHEN THE BEN GET CHOCOTACO TOO HARF

Sill Bimmons

THIS CRIS COLLINSWORTH I CALL HIM WARREN G HARDING BECAUSE HE’S AN IMBECILE OBSESSED WITH AN IMAGINARY TEAPOT

Shogun Marcus

Can’t remember but were both Warren G’s pro-regulators?

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Fuck that guy moose

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Daddy?!?!?

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WCS

WCS’s eyes and brain, forever unclean!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Mission accomplished.

Sharkbait

What in the actual fuck?

Romonobyl

Is that Sarah Silverman?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No, but it would be her type of comedy.

Sill Bimmons

WHY DOES THIS ASSHOLE KEEP TALKING ABOUT TEAPOTS

Sharkbait

Trying to enlighten viewers about the scandals of Warren G Harding?

WCS

He’s a big Warren Harding history buff.

nomonkeyfun

He’s making fun of the short and stout Costas.

JerBear50

He’s forgetting that they’re no longer the Oilers and assumes they must be taking bribes for the offense to play this badly.

Beerguyrob
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