TB @ Car: And lo! What have we here? Another game that means nada. Looking at the Panthers over the last couple of games you can see some Parcells-approved chinks in their armour. The loss to Atl, the squeaker vs. the Giants and t’udder close call against the Saints indicate that Carolina is somewhat vulnerable. Or more likely, they just need to re-focus. And what better team to do that against than the “lost last 4 of 5” Tampa Bucs?
Oak @ KC: I’m just not feeling this one. KC’s rolling and the Raiders, despite showing great promise for the next few years, are circling the drain. Maybe these guys can channel their inner ’90’s tendency to knock the stuffing out of each other and we end up with a watchable game.
SD @ Den: Can not wait to see S Weddle play today! Wait. What? He was placed on IR? He was fined 10K for watching his daughter perform at half-time? He showed up the team’s medical staff by running sprints in front of reporters? When will this San Diego-appropriate madness end!?!?!? This is most likely the last time you’ll see WR Floyd and TE Gates so drink that all in. Rivers will probably end up forcing the ball into both of them making it that much easier for 1.) the Denver D to win this game on its own and 2.) Chargers management to say goodbye to HC McCoy on Monday.
Sea @ Den: This should be a good one. Over the last six games these two squadrons are 1 and 2 in yards gained per game. The difference could be that during that same time the Cards are +11 in turnover margin. PFF’s number one FS, Arizona’s Mathieu ran into the worst three letters in the alphabet that an active football player could-ACL. CTE being the worst three that a retired player could run into. But really, they wouldn’t be the Cards if they didn’t have a significant player go down with a season-ender, would they?
StL @ SF: BRRRRR! Do you feel a draft? So do these guys.
ONWARD TRUSTY STEED
Alright, now you put PeyPey in. He just has no pocket awareness.
Reboot Manning and send him in.
As if this dumbassed Broncos game weren’t enough, I’ve got a season-long picks contest riding on Tampa Bay and Oakland. I need all the drinks.
This is tremendous football.
You watching soccer on TeleMundo?
DONKS WHY ARE YOU STILL FUCKING THE DOG
Ok Jared.
Cards are a mirage of schedule and luck.
If they win a playoff game I’ll be shocked.
I think losing Honey Badger really hurts their defense.
I think you’re right.
The few bits I’ve seen at Donks commercials…Palmer playing pretty shitty
Thank fuck for Wade Phillips.
HOSPITAL BALL
I like pancakes.
http://blog.patriotgetaways.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/pancakes.jpg?w=300
if only they liked me ,, smgdh
My fave breakfast joint makes a banana-pecan pancake that’s like sex on a plate…but stickier.
wut
This is making me so insane I was noting how open the left side was if we ran a fake punt.
WHOOOO FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN
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So the Bolts have as many points as take-aways? Math isn’t my strong suit but that don’t add up right.
all takeaways have been deep in Bolts territory
Combined it is still less kids than Laserface.
Factor in a rookie undrafted O-Lineman being assigned to Ware, Donald Brown as starting RB, and too many other injuries.
PUT IN MANNING!
“Epic comeback starts right now”
Damn you, it’s already silly enough we are playing fucking Hillman
Hmmm…only way to justify Manning starting in playoffs…is Osweiler completely shitting the bed this week…
not really
What are those weird letters doing next to the Los Angeles Chargers’ score?
Taunting me.
Yeah, but BERT got yinz a Liberty BERT yesterday.
True…plus at least I know that the Hogs won’t be moving to Missouri or something this offseason. That’s something, I guess.
They’re playing in Standard Definition.
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Christ, Donks. Do you have fucking money on the Bolts??
They really want a trip to Cincinatti next week, and/or New England in a couple of weeks
I mean Pittsburgh…….derp
nah, they’d go to Yooooooouston, then either Cincy or Masshole-land
Somebody gave Steve Williams horse steroids before the game, apparently.
Actually, that fumble by Osweiler was a catch.
Yep, Donks going to fuck the dog. Pats #1 seed. Hail Satan.
https://vine.co/v/iB672iddPJp
Osweiler got bolted
Donkderp
One difference between football and basketball. In basketball you have to dribble. In football, that’s called a “drop” or a “fumble” depending on when you do it.
NO DUNKING ON CROSSBAR THOUGH!!! The ginger hammer doesn’t like that. Greg Hardy may do what he wants, but we will not have football dunking!
And football has a few reasonably skilled white players.
Thanks for the information. The Browns are going to take Christian Hackenberg, aren’t they?
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It would continue their run of doing everything wrong when it comes to the QB position.
This game is a lot like my old junk drawer…lots of broken chargers.
The downside to being involved in a start up company with a bunch of older tech guys, is that none of them are football fans at all… and they scheduled a 2 hour conf call for 3pm today. 2 hours. On Sunday. During football. For 2 hours.
woo startup culture
Older tech guys? Shouldn’t they be getting angrier and more into football?
They need in-person? Webex that shit
Schedule a follow-up meeting during 60 Minutes…that’ll piss them off.
That said, one could argue that a home game against the Stillers would be a harder matchup for the Chefs than a road trip to Yoooooouston.
Wait…Antonio Gates played basketball….but he’s a football player…and basketball is not football…that’s two sports…different sports…
Chewbacca lives on Endor…….
LOOGIT THE SILLY MONKEY
http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/south-park/clip-thumbnails/season-2/0214/south-park-s02e14c20-victory-in-court-16×9.jpg?
THE BALLS AREN’T EVEN THE SAME COLOR OR SHAPE
THAT’S WHAT SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SAID!!
Totally didn’t even know that the niners were playing until Redzone showed that TD
Chargers-Broncos: The game no one wants to win.
Neither deserves to win, either. May they tie in hell.
Who gets the number one draft pick? Factory or ex-Oilers?
I can’t wait to see the Brownies pass on a sure-fire stud like Joe Bosa for Christian Hackenberg.
Ex-Oilers.
Chip Kelly gunna ruin that pick real good.
He’ll already have Mariota, so he won’t need anything else!
………what if Chip intentionally threw the season so he could get fired and go to the Titans, to be reunited with Mariota?
That’s one intense gay love affair.
Former Oilers due to weaker strength of schedule.
Ex-Oilers.
Last time they had the #1 overall pick they took Earl Campbell.
Flowdown!
Had to do the Google for injera. Looks interesting…like a foamy tortilla.
It’s a sourdough, and has more of a pancake texture than tortillas do. It’s a love it or hate it food. I happen to love it.
A friend of mine from Ethiopia used to make us food all the time, and served everything to us on injera. It’s the most versatile of foods.
Dammit Donald
Broncos are all hooves today.
they want me dead, it’s the only rational ‘splanation
Another horse derp.
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I wish Southwest wouldn’t speaksing at me like this. It is… unsettling.
derps all around
Anything you can derp I can derp-derper.
The Donks are going to fuck the dog, are they
If it weren’t for the benefit that would give the Grumblelord’s Dark Army, I’d enjoy it.
Don’t worry. The Steelers are the #6 seed. They won’t let us down in the Divisional Round.
BROCKCEPTION!
Broncos fans: When did it stop being Invesco Field?
When they Divesco’d.
Ah, Lily. I’m glad your back and not the claymation you. I like to keep my fantasies and my Christmas movie memories separate.
Afternoon gents and Dok. How are we all doing today?
I assume Hippo’s stress level is quite high. To have Laserface ruin everything is a real kick in the junk.
Had a store misadventure because all the other Fat Humps bought up all my snacks
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I don’t get the Geico Peter Pan commercial. Did he go to high school? How did he not age if he left Neverland for high school? Did ANYONE understand the story before writing that commercial?
Pandering to baby boomers, who don’t look a day over 70.
Also, if he was 18-years old and he went to live with a bunch of runaway boys, that kind of make Captain Hook a hero for trying protecting the kids from the apparent pedofile.
Why is FOX showing Raiders-Chiefs instead of Seahawks-Cards?
What’s really weird is that with that, CBS is showing San Fran/Rams.
They “crossflexed.” I don’t know if they did that to allow people to watch both AFC West games at once or if it’s some form of evening out the number of good games between networks. But yeah.
Because you touch yourself at night.
So…more day-masturbation then?
Yes and then thee shall be granted redzone.