Your “This Game’s Gonna Be Great!…Hopefully” Wild Card Tilt Open Thread

GB @ Was: The weather in Washington, UK is 41 degrees but it feels like 34. However I don’t think that it’s going to be an issue for this game. It’s been quite some time since the Slurs hosted a playoff game. This’ll give you an idea:

-Bread was only .25 but you had to slice it yourself.

-Women holding mics on the sidelines were called ‘assistants to someone that matters’ or ‘wanton hussies’.

-The NFL called concussions ‘a figment of everyone’s fevered imaginations’.

-Dan Snyder was in grade school, mixing Lysol and tap water together, labeling it as ‘lemonade’ and selling it for a buck a glass to his classmates.

-speaking of school, Tom Coughlin was walking uphill thru 4 feet of snow to a one-room schoolhouse.

-bananas hadn’t been invented in a Monsanto hothouse yet.

Those were the days, huh? Contrary to what every Packers backer thinks/the expectation of the casual NFL fan/common sense/all that is good and right in the world, Wash has an enormous advantage at the QB spot. Over the last 10 games Rodgers has a 57% completion rate and a 16TD/6INT ratio. Over that same span Cousins’ passes have found their mark 72 percent of the time and his TD/INT ratio is a “am I reading this right?” 23-3! But wait! The Slurs didn’t win a single game against a team that was over .500. Also, of Cousins 11 picks, 7 came against the blitz. There is a team playing today that blitzed the 5th-most this year. I’ll give you a second or two to figure out which one it is. Hint-for this game only the Pack D has named themselves “The Cousins Fuckers”. Now that you’ve got every single relevant bit of data related to this game, well, start with the typing!

 

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entropy

I downloaded the pilot for Fox’s Lucifer show, and just finished watching it.

At some point tomorrow, I’ll hijack a thread with my full review, but for now let me just say this: I don’t think the writers have any fucking clue who this character is, despite having quite literally THOUSANDS of books to use a source material. I had low expectations going in, and somehow they are now even lower.

Doktor Zymm

So that game happened. At least I can report that the bedjet, much like the finglonger, is a rousing success!

WCS

This is dick punch. Scott Weiland? Sad, but, not exactly surprising. David Bowie? 69 isn’t exactly young, but, it’s not old, either. I guess if there’s an age someone like him would go out…

My parents weren’t big Bowie fans, so I didn’t grow up on his music; I found it later, because it was AWESOME.

Plus, I was teased when I was a kid for having two different colored eyes. My first retort was, “David Bowie has them!”

Thanks for the music, Ziggy.

WCS

Social media is saying David Bowie has died.

Senor Weaselo

May God’s love be with him.

entropy

This sucks. Thank you for all the beauty you gave us. Zig. You left the world a better place than you found it, and we’re eternally grateful.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Welp, I have resisted as long as I can.
Time for food of some sort (screw you Moose…this is your damn fault), followed by binging of Deadwood and/or The Americans.

Night gents.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

This made me laugh my ass off, and I’m not even certain why.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

Ooooohh…that reminds me that I have carrot cake cupcakes I still have not yet eaten the shit out of.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Is this a weird way to try to sell weed products?

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Jesus. I imagine this is the Small Midwestern Town incarnation of the Pasadena Women’s Council

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus

Hint…2 are, 2 are not.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You can see the idiot on that one.

Col. Duke LaCross

1 and 4 Yes

2 and 3 No?

theeWeeBabySeamus

We have a winner.

Col. Duke LaCross

There’s a certain emptiness in the eyes.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I see daddy issues in all of their eyes.

theeWeeBabySeamus

It takes talent to spot that. I’m impressed.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Nicole Aniston – porn
Heidi Montag – not porn
Chrisine Dolce – not porn
Brea Bennett – porn

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Heidi Montag; too stupid to do porn.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Oh, balls did. This comment system has weird quicks

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I no longer trust you guys. Not loving Billie Piper is wrong

theeWeeBabySeamus
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus

Delete if you must, but I thought this was fucking funny as hell. Google “SFW Porn edits”, that is some funny shit.
http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/89/40/f43563562af9fdde7dc7e2f92745b146.jpg

WCS

Jesus.

theeWeeBabySeamus

You laughed. Admit it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh GODDAMN YOU!!!!

WCS

I can feel the heartburn all ready. I MUST EAT IT.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Eggs, potatoes, and toast? ……. sorry, man.

ballsofsteelandfury

There’s nothing visible, plus it’s funny as hell. I’m not deleting that.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yay for the depravity of moderators.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Zombie burrito explosion?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No; me at work when someone else is using both microwaves.

Sharkbait

Damn Fallout is addicting.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

That’s funny as shit.

theeWeeBabySeamus
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus

In case you were wondering, it is difficult to find images of pornstars which are SFW…
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I had this one too. I felt it was too small

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9713vQbdb1qj4mo9o2_250.gif

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh…you…sonofabitch!!!!
Late night firing up of the kitchen commencing in 3….2…..1…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

If you know who this pretty young thing is….THEN FUCKING SHAME ON YOU!!!!!
http://www.hollilla.com/images/c/b/0/cb0a1c1e4c41d10609cf04e862bdc775_1024008.GIF

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

To be honest I’ve seen this a lot……

404
Sorry, but this URL seems to be invalid or/and no longer in use. Back to the front page

theeWeeBabySeamus
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, we know her answer to most mailbag questions……

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

Skwisgaar is ams dick.
-Toki Wartooth

WCS

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theeWeeBabySeamus
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

Shit…one more try
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Shit that looks good.
Godammit Moose, now I’m fucking hungry.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Col. Duke LaCross

George Miller got hosed.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Another of the google randomly gets things wrong. This one was somehow right

http://iv1.lisimg.com/image/9293734/623full-abigail-ratchford.jpg

theeWeeBabySeamus

Fuck it I guess….time to watch Deadwood.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I need to finally catch up on that. I think you get Ron Swanson dick and 400 Fucks in the first ep. I would say spoilers but I was trying to entice you

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yep…Ron Swanson gets shot up all to fuck.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Distracted by my TV show. Karen Gillan

http://gifyu.com/images/tumblr_nejo44K73l1rlb6iho2_400.gif

theeWeeBabySeamus

She seems smart.

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I should hide the sarcasm. Just still really bored watching a episode of Doctor Who I can’t pretend to care about.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh dear lord. Erection achieved.

ballsofsteelandfury

That was the best OC episode ever.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

How dare someone try to out gif me

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theeWeeBabySeamus

It’s not a competition.
Please….no wagering.
/just bored as fuckall

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

see above sir

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I left my search tab open too. More Rachel Bilson

http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/tumblr_lm2wfvuLBa1qkc5t3o1_500.gif

JustStopDude
JustStopDude

Caps just destroyed the Senators. 7-1.

makeitsnowondem

Lady Gaga is an extreme EGOT threat.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I closed all my pic tabs but the Rachel Bilson ones because I like them. This one didn’t end up getting posted because it was the 3rd pic from a scene. I am so loving the Rob Ryan news I am posting it anyways

http://i.imgur.com/0HX2VbF.gif

theeWeeBabySeamus

Rachel Bilson could make me do very bad things.

theeWeeBabySeamus
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

There is no way HBO isn’t gonna choose the Bills with recent news (yes this is basically a repeat pic but I found a bigger one)

http://i.imgur.com/WCHPuH8.gif

JustStopDude
JustStopDude

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