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Why is it that QB Palmer can’t have nice things? He was imprisoned in Cincy then renaissance-ed in Arizony then season-injured. Now he’s having a career year and I can’t help but feel it will all come tumbling down. Was his dad a preacher in the Church of God With Signs Following? Is that why he’s snake-bitten? One thing though, the Pack better not blitz him much. Against pressure he has an 84 QBR, a 9.4 yds. per throw average and a 65% completion rate. What he also has over his entire career is not a one playoff victory. Zona LB Okafor is done for the season with some sort of toe injury that no one wants to talk about. No doubt it was fireworks. I’ve got a sixth sense about these things. RB Johnson was held in check the last time these teams met (wk. 16) but as my wife says, “you can’t hold a man-beast down for long”. I think she was yakking about one of her countless exes but what do I know? Stupid, ineffectual QB Rodgers has recently been replaced by superstar Rodgers-which one will show up today? Remember the 51-45 score-fest that happened a way back in ’09? I’d love to see that sort of game again. That particular game you had to race to the bathroom during ads to ensure that you didn’t miss a score. START TYPING YOU SCAMPS!
Your “Run, Olivia Munn-It’s A Trap!” NFC Division Semi-Final Open Thread
HOLY SHIT!
nawt fuggin fugg
Palmer is trying SO HARD to give this game away.
I want to believe that the NFL is purposely making those spots close for DRAMA!
The NFL as officially adopted the cunt hair as a unit of measurement, and the Cardinals just got a first down by one.
Goddammit Packers with this zone D bullshit
JUST THE TIP
OR IT IS HAAAAHAHAHA! LOVE IT.
FACK YOU GOLF HAT GUY
for fucks sake
They got dicked on the spot there.
but still JUST got the 1st
Cardinals got dicked by having to waste a challenge on an obvious call. Evens out
Shitty spot
It’s not, but goddamn go for it don’t be a prick.
HAHAHA FUCK YOU FITTY
they should maybe call some running plays. Or shoot Palmer in the fucking head.
SAD
Jesus Christ, Palmer
CHRIST YOU SUCK
Palmer methodically moving the Cards down the field so he can fumble on the four.
He appears to have bigger plans than that.
The good thing about this game is there’s enough time left for one or even two more Carson Palmer back-breaking interceptions.
Almost
Don’t lose hope!
I can haz not-turnover?
Too close for weizen; I’m switching to rye.
I suspect, even if he were traded to the Cowboys, and did good things for them, I would still giggle at Clinton-Dix.
Regardless of team, that name will always be funny.
‘That’s the hardest challenge to win, when you’re talking about millimeters…”
“Upon further review, and despite everything you were told while growing up and going to elementary school, the United States has never adopted the metric system, we still measure things in inches, feet, (points to crotch), and yards, and the ruling on the field, which was TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS, stands. ‘Merica!”
I just took some more cough syrup. MAKE THINGS BETTER, SWEET TUSSIONEX
Purple Drank?
same difference, but BLEERGH coloured. I be all reverent and shit
Let me just say…and please know that I love you, but not in a gay way, when I say this….
Fuck you.
This is as close as I could get to unicorns dancing on tits.
Dear Cardinals. Don’t make me mad. You wouldn’t like me when I’m mad. Unless you own stock in shitty wine companies. Then you would probably profit off me being mad.
Or if they have a thing for tit-dancing unicorns. Let’s not rule that out either.
I think I might pay to see that.
Welcome back, Raiders Carson Palmer.
Well we tease him a lot but we got him on the spot, welcome back……
Googing “rainbow shootout of vaginas” yields some interesting albeit not always accurate results.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m94m8jbHWt1qj171uo1_500.gif
BEST USE EVAR of the Bubbles’ gif
Eh, I’d hit it.
Ladies and gentlemen I give you the most undistputable evidence that the refs are on green bays side.
I don’t care if it was overturned it never should have been called to begin with.
I know it sounds like homerism but Jesus fucking christ the packers have every advantage why do they need the refs
The Shield has spoken.
Stillers at Pats
SeaTruthers at Packers
REMATCH!!!!11111
/hippo seppuku
Matthews turns around, it’s 20-10
It’s strange to see a coach in red have a good challenge today.
Damn right, people who have sexual congress with the women who birthed them.
I saw many things at the burlesque show I was at last night. That wasn’t one of them.
Such a bullshit call….
So is there a word for teams going into the playoffs supposedly with a lot of injuries, and the injuries magically are non existent in actually playoff games?
Whatever the opposite of the Steelers are.
IF THAT IS A CATCH THAN UNICORNS ARE DANCING ON MY TITS AND RAINBOWS ARE SHOOTING OUT OF MY CUNT
Go on….
Pics or GTFO
Interesting visual..
Pleasebeacatchpleasebeacatch
And I thought I was drinking.
I couldn’t find any tit-dancing unicorns but…
http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i350/mds1978ca1/captu227-1-picsay.jpg
We are reviewing every goddamned part of the play because we have no idea what the fuck happened.
Al: “This is a no-brainer”
Officials: “TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS!!!!”
How many refs on the goddamned field missed THAT?
How many are there?
Yet another reason officials need to be full time.
ALL TEH HERP DE DERP DE DOO
NOT A GODDAMN CATCH
THAT WAS SOOOOO A CATCH
She’ll cut you up, man.
Uh, down by contact?
I will hate Kimo von Oelhoffen for as long as I live.
THIS is what we should be learnin’ our chill’uns in pre-K.
that series is good for many reasons, one of which is knowing how the infinity sign works.
GO GO GO
If the same assholes as lastweek start that “GO PACK GO” shit outside my window….
That might be justifiable homicide.
Just get a safety and score. DAMN IT ARIZONA DON’T YOU DARE SUCK.
The real John Brown would’ve caught a little brown baby thrown by a white boy……. too soon?
REMEMBER HARPER’S FERRY!!
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