Your “Oh Look, Another Blowout” AFC Semi-Final Open Thread

Although Peyton can’t feel his fingers Ben has one-upped him and doesn’t feel his shoulder, empathy or many other complex emotions. The Broncs starting QB has a gorgeous 9-17 TD/INT ratio that places him right up there with the likes of Vince Young and Pedo Sanchez as the worst fellas to ever start a playoff game. At this point if I was a Denver fan I’d be somewhat comfortable starting the questionable Bark Rottweiler, who did quite well in emergency service. Did I mention that Pitt was “Dead Paul McCartney’ed”? (Pete Carroll’s verb, not mine) They are a very special team in that they don’t have either their leading rusher or receiver available for the game. WR Brown was off the field for only 4% of Steelers plays this year but they scored 6 TD’s on those very same plays. All the Steelers have to do to replicate that success is to be in “and goal” down situations most of the game. EAZY PEEZY! [pulls up a chair for you, looks at you with serious face] We need Denver to win this-they have a much better chance to beat the Pats than does the crippled folks from Pitt. You done well, yinzers but it’s time now to act for the greater good. TYPE AWAY GEAR BOXES!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Tracy’s mole looks bigger.
Moar soulz consumed.

Gratliff

Dear god. I just realized next week could be Brady-Manning. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GO STILLERS!

Bugg

Jeem’s comb over is a work of engineering magnificence, some where between the spires of a medieval cathedral, a major Euro railway station, and the Eiffel Tower.

Romonobyl

You spelled “Charlotte McKinney” wrong.

theeWeeBabySeamus

A work of art, no doubt.

King Hippo

The game is the thing. It’s not the goddamned Olympics. Fucking CBS.

evilbeaver8

I didn’t think it possible…but the fellating of JJ Watt last week has made the annual Pey-Pey and Brady worship seem measured and reasonable by comparison.

Moonbatting Average

Scotchnaut, that Little Big Ben pic up there is righteous

theeWeeBabySeamus

Everton needs to sign that dog.
/yeah, I went there.

fleshwound_NPG

Nobody freebases narrative like CBS

Spur

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Romonobyl

One of the greatest movies ever made.

John Difool

The space between Michael Strahan’s two front teeth can only be measured in light years

Kungjitsu

You’ve never heard of the Millennium Falcon? She’s the ship that made the run between Strahan’s teeth in less than 12 parsecs. She’s fast enough for you kid.

Spur

Get your tongue out of Manning’s asshole, CBS.

Next week is going to be even worse, huh?

fleshwound_NPG

CBS hatred…RISING…

Gratliff

Fuck everything. You don’t get musical montage when you were benched for Brock Osweiler half the season.

litre_cola

Fuck, just start the game. enough of this horseshit.

Sill Bimmons

I hate this already.

King Hippo

GODDAMNED CBS NARRATIVE BULLSHIT

evilbeaver8

“Ok…sure…yeah…fine…whatever….”
-Kristen Stewart orgasming

bourb0nblues

I would pay good money to see this, sadly.

...

Kristen Stewart fucking Jay Cutler: Who expresses emotion first?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Posted that on the earlier thread… well her acting it anyway.

Gratliff

CBS beating the dubstep into the ground 5 years too late.

King Hippo

Shit, 41? Might as well be playing in Miami. PeyPey GOT THIS MOFO

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Spur

Playoff Peyton vs the Shattered remains of BEN, who will win?

Kungjitsu

Dr. James Andrews

litre_cola

Excuse me, are their quarterback injuries in this game?

-Jimmy Graham played basketball

The Maestro

Peyton: ?Time to get sucked off by Phil?

John Difool

That’s a first rate ball dip….

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

At least he never does that to Tom Brady.

blackroseMD1

Two of my best friends, who I’ve somehow played couples counselor for for the past few months, are ending their relationship today. Thanks for this pic, because this is going to be my response to both of them when they hit me up.

fleshwound_NPG

THE BEN HAVE OWIE BUT COACH AND OTHER COACH GAVE ME MAGICAL CHOCO TACO RAPING ARM GOOD ENOUGH HARF HARF

King Hippo

I just rock back and forth and mumble over and over “#1 defense in the NFL”

JustStopDude
Kungjitsu

Meek Mill is jerking it to this.

Gratliff

Is there any more wasted side order than bread sticks from a pizza place? I’m convinced they add them to specials so they can more properly mock 3rd world countries.

litre_cola

I am a huge fan of garlic and cheese breadsticks

Gratliff

But the pizza itself is already a significantly better garlic and cheese breadstick.

Sill Bimmons

Pizza Hut buttersticks are teh troof.

KidFlash

Yup.

litre_cola

Just realized its Pheeeel and Jeeeeem. Fuck.

Sharkbait

Oh look. Tebow’s one playoff win.

Sill Bimmons

What branded product do you think has been used by the most people in history?

I’m going with Coke.

http://36.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xkr7UxO21r9llg7o1_500.jpg

bourb0nblues

Yeah, that’s a pretty safe bet.
I’ll take Aspirin at #2, maybe.

Spur

Kleenex

bourb0nblues

Yup. A better second pick, for sure.

John Difool

” Felatio by the announcers begins right here….”
-P. Manning

Spur

Afternoon Ladies and Gentleman.

Romonobyl

How-dee…

Sill Bimmons

Why isn’t he wearing a space helmet?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61gTNRDgcJL._SX425_.jpg

Spur

Because George Lucas is a dumbass.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m ANAKIN motherfucker.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Did anyone besides myself ever wonder if Lucas, at one time, had a shitload of headaches?
http://fierceandnerdy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Anacin.jpg

Gratliff

I heard there was supposed to be Pey-Pey shitting in a colostomy bag here?

King Hippo

“shit-ting-in-a-zip-loc-bag!”

fleshwound_NPG

Historically in the Divisional Round one home team loses. They are 3-0 now.

♪ ♫ shit, my number’s up again ♪ ♫

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh COME ON peepuhl. That was funny.

JustStopDude
litre_cola

I am unsure who stated it but I now have a hankering for delivery KFC

The Maestro

That was me and Sill I think

Sill Bimmons

We’re falling behind China in EVERYTHING

http://i.bnet.com/blogs/kfc-bikes.jpg

Kungjitsu

I don’t want to but I’m gonna try those Nashville things KFC is pimpin.

Sill Bimmons

hey guys

Spanky Datass

sup

makeitsnowondem

I wonder if Russell Wilson knows he’s an ad.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I wonder if he realizes he’s a human.

bourb0nblues

The Ben plays “streetball” … sure Cowher. Whatever you say.

Sharkbait

So the Donks are going to steamroll 1 armed Ben right?

King Hippo

PLEASE.

makeitsnowondem

I’m not allowed nice things so no.

King Hippo

Losing next week would be even more hurtful, so I think a win this week seems allowable even if the universe is planning on kicking us in the balls again.

Kungjitsu

It’s not like Peyton can throw the ball 10 yards downfield. This game is gonna be all kinds of 1922

Redshirt

Last week in the Steelers game, Charlie Brown lined up to finally kick the football. But then he kicked Lucy in the head. Police came to arrest him, but Snoopy came to his defense and bit a cop:

theeWeeBabySeamus

You tryna beat the rush or what?
And best header photo in ever.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That is fucking great.

Don’t think it will be a blow out tho.

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