Superbowl “L” Pick: Zoidberg

/Packs tobacco pipe firmly
//promptly eats the pipe

Ah. It seems like the foot is on the other shoe now! You come to learn the secrets behind this conservative sandwich-heavy investor lifestyle, maybe? Why not let Zoidberg teach you?

It’s the time of year when everyone gathers around the television to watch the ritualistic mating dance of 22 females known as the Superbowl, named for the fact it takes place in a big bowl and has all that yummy popcorn and half eaten hot dogs no matter the outcome the real winner is Zoidberg!

Just the other day I was getting something to eat with my Wall Street friends when I got the tip of the decade!

///Cuts to Zoidberg and a group of homeless people eating out of a dumpster when a trash bag gets thrown on top of him.

I have insider information saying the Patriots will beat the Panthers 32-29.

////burps up old betting slip

You can trust me, after all, Zoidberg is the original #upforwhatever

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Unsurprised

That Chris Isaak video with Laetitia Casta reminded me of that amazing Kubrick/Scorsese mashup. Great video. Great music.

https://vimeo.com/12432238

WCS

Unsurprised

It’s amazing what used to constitute risqué musics video.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
WCS

theeWeeBabySeamus

Now THAT is a trip in the way back machine.

WCS

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtfHk2hSlqA

Saw him at Red Rocks up in the third row; he was very good.

Holy shit! You could hear the splooshing around you…. I was fucking high from the estrogen in the air…. the sweet smell of girl sweet made me dizzy…… what I’m sayin’ is he was popular with de weeeemins.

JerBear50

Love Isaak. I saw him a few years back when he was touring after that Sun Records project. Really good show, but I couldn’t believe they were wearing those fucking suits at an outdoor show in a Florida summer. Can’t imagine how much weight they must have sweated off.

Unsurprised

I prefer this one.

[embed]https://www.youtube.com/embed/dPZQ7ZLy3MI[/embed]

Unsurprised

I’m kind of mad that the second half of Mad Men season 7 is now available on Netflix and I couldn’t spend all day watching it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh dear lord.

Porky Prime

Moose’s Debbie Harry Femmebot has entered phase three of beta testing.
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Unsurprised

This Hannibal Burress special is pretty good.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I like him, but I’m not sure I can ever forgive him for being a part of the Eric Andre Show.
I like stupid shit most of the time, but that is just beyond my stupid shit tolerance abilities.

Unsurprised

I don’t know who/what that is, so I’m good.

theeWeeBabySeamus

You are lucky.
Possibly the worst show Adult Swim has ever green lighted. And that includes Saul of the Mole men.

JerBear50

Gotta disagree on that. It’s fucking bizarre, but I love that show.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Honestly, I really am glad someone enjoys it…sincerely.
But at times, it makes me actively hostile.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

Bike improperly fitted. Would not bang.

theeWeeBabySeamus

No underwear.
Sisters.
Bike.
Hat.
Outdoors.
Smart (book on the bike rack).
How’d I do?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Sisters wasn’t one of mine, but I’m not here to judge.

Sandals, no heels
Flimsy dress
Friends, more than friends
countryside

theeWeeBabySeamus

LOL…fetish is in the eye of the perv….errrrrr….beholder.

theeWeeBabySeamus

TMI moment upcoming…
The short gal I was once engaged to is the subject.
When I was in grad school (and so was she) we were at a party with our classmates. I was social with all of them, her not so much….so she wanted to leave the party and go to her place but I wanted to stay, socialize and drink. She excused herself to the ladies room and came back a few minutes later.
We sat a few more minutes then she took my hand and ran it up the inside of her skirt….whereupon I discovered underwear had been removed.
We left the party soon after. Hence the no underwear fetish to this day.
/End of TMI moment

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

OK fine; I’m a big dude and this woman who I dated in high school (she was 29, WEIRD) was 4’10 or so and her legs were so short she couldn’t get …. traction… on top… which made it all that much more fun.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ha!!! Nice!!!!
And….INORITE????
Keep spinning those wheels short stuff. You ain’t going anywhere until I pick you up and put you there. Short girls are the bestest.
*sigh*

WCS

Unsurprised

Hellooooooooooo………………….

WCS

is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me.

WCS

Lest us forget about Debbie.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
WCS

First 1:50, stop talking, Chino. Get to the song.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

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WCS

theeWeeBabySeamus

Dammit. I just can’t stay mad at you when you be posting good shit like dat.

theeWeeBabySeamus

And this may get me booed out the door….but I did also like No Doubt’s cover…
(then again….I’d lick Gwen Stefani’s garbage when she’s doing the band thing and not the hip hop dumb shit)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubvV498pyIM

Porky Prime

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You like what you like, music is subjective because if it speaks to you …..

theeWeeBabySeamus

I try to be open minded about music. I like some of everything. I also hate much of everything. I generally gravitate toward the harder stuff, but even the bubble gum pop, much to my chagrin at times, occasionally seeps in.

WCS

Josh Homme + Dave Grohl + John Paul Jones = RELEASE ANOTHER ALBUM DICKHEADS

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m probably biased being that I approach music from a drums first perspective mostly, but I like Grohl way betterer when he’s behind a kit.
/Forgot…I’m not talking to you. Don’t read my words.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
WCS

WCS

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
WCS

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Still have this whole LP on vinyl (and CD too…and on iPod too…I do upgrade occasionally).
Listened to Moving Pictures in its entirety today driving back from drinking with Hippo et al.

WCS

It’s not like I don’t enjoy music.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

I had this on a 45.
/realizes how old that sounds

Porky Prime

My brother had it on some sort of “Metal Monsters” LP which was not very monstrous in retrospect.

WCS

I guess I can accept that task.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
WCS

DJ, huh?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

They were the worst concert I’ve ever seen.

WCS

Just Moose and me?

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m here. But I’m not talking to you with your Mountaineers domination and your youtube showboating.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You gonna DJ? Not sure how long I’ll last, but I’ll give it a shot.

http://45.media.tumblr.com/cf35e4f9728b9cdf5b5065b39d5ff3b7/tumblr_nzgbuf1DjB1rbhnqko1_400.gif

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Speaking of being on a crappy show and making it worth watching.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yeah Baby!!!!
And it gets worse….
http://s19.postimage.org/5zbobbcub/ymf_te.jpg

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I never have seen that one. 2-1/2 men is the one I was referring to. I take it that suuuuucked too?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Sadly…yes. And even more sadly…it still does. Present tense.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

Well….Seinfeld recurring has been, 3rd Rock has been, Scrubs has been, Two and a half Men never really was….and some other unfunny white dude who looks vaguely familiar and annoying.

Formula for success right there.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Two and Half Men had a LOT of worthy talent….
http://www.seriessub.com/series/actors/78056.jpg

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yes it did.

theeWeeBabySeamus

It was basically a weekly running of the bulls….you know, if the bulls were hot chicks, most of whom would never be seen anywhere on TV ever again.
http://static.tvgcdn.net/mediabin/galleries/shows/s_z/tq_tz/two_and_half_men/season7/two-half-men-185.jpg

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

She did pretty well for herself on BSG.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yes, there many recurring hotties that were established…Courtney Thorne-Smith also comes to mind.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

Shit….now I know why Easter was so high on the Alcohol Sales Listings.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

I’ve got more than a few myself.
My biggest is that I like petite girls. Really, really open minded petite girls I guess you might say.

theeWeeBabySeamus

And by petite, I don’t necessarily mean skin and bones.
Athletic and even muscular (to a degree) is fine. But those short girls get me.
I was once engaged to a 4’10” girl who used to cheer at NCSU.
Sadly…it was not to be.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Several of mine have been pretty clear from the posts. Still jean shorts, cheerleaders, etc., etc., etc., etc.

theeWeeBabySeamus

The fetish inquiry made me remember one of my all time fav celebrity crushes.
Kelly Stables…four feet eleven inches of awesome…
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTU4ODA4NzMzNF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzQ3NDUxMg@@._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg

Porky Prime
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Balls hates hats.
He hates hats more than bats.
He hates hats more than rats.
Hat hater, hat hater.

theeWeeBabySeamus

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTEyOVg4MDM=/$T2eC16J,!)QE9s3HEEZrBRq5u(48U!~~60_35.JPG

theeWeeBabySeamus

Well doesn’t that just suck.

Porky Prime

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WCS

Illinois State rallies all the way back, beats #21 Wichita State, 58-53. It’s WSU’s first conference loss.

theeWeeBabySeamus

That was a great game.
Gonzaga/Pepperdine, on the other hand….seems likely to be not.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Then again….

Sill Bimmons
theeWeeBabySeamus

Underrated hottie…Kiele Sanchez.
(as an aside…when I googled her I typed as “Kiele Snachez” hehehehe)
http://www.imagozone.com/var/albums/seriale/Lost/Sezonul%203/Kiele%20Sanchez%20151.jpg

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Underrated?? I watched a pretty bad show for quite a while because she was on it.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Glades?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

Yep.
I didn’t watch it religiously, but when I did it bcuz of her.

laserguru

Hello folks.

What is of the happening things right now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz9_jommFAQ

Sill Bimmons

They’re making the old DeLorean again.

https://youtu.be/HjJF5u0Ii_4

Senor Weaselo

Will it be updated at all?

Sill Bimmons

I think everything mechanical will be different.

Sickly Volvo engines and crap GM automatics didn’t cut it then.

Sharkbait

Are they selling coke again as well?

ballsofsteelandfury

Did they ever stop?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Will the Mr. Fusion be standard, or do I gotta pay more for that?
‘Cause the Libyans ain’t exactly good for plutonium anymore.
Well, at least I hope they aren’t.

Bloody Lethal
Senor Weaselo

Basketball Niners escape to beat the Basketball Seahawks, 116-108.

ballsofsteelandfury

One more time:
When I got the embed to work, I copied the link that had a bunch of html on it. It wasn’t the short links that I see in your posts. Keep in mind, I only saw that option because I was using the YouTube website, not the app and my phone browser was on desktop mode, not mobile.

ballsofsteelandfury

Moose is probably right and it’s a permissions thing.

Seamus, wanna be an author? You can dick-joke to your heart’s content in a bigger, longer, and uncut way!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Short answer is I’d love to.
Maybe read my longer answer on previous page before making the call though.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

There is no way in hell I am right about anything computer related.

WCS

Illinois State just ook the lead, 44-41.

theeWeeBabySeamus

It’s been a very good game. I thought Scary Wheat would run away with this one.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Scary Wheat gets harvested.