Lazy Sunday Night Open Thread

I used to hate Sundays.  Work and/or school the next day tends to take away from the enjoyment. For the most part,  I still do.  Today,  though,  I’ve enjoyed a full day of doing jack shit, so I’m ready to go back to work.

If anyone wants to get in on the self-loathing,  there is a Democratic debate,  or so I’ve heard.  Have at it,  kids!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

So, a friend of mine has a group of friends I don’t know well that have roasted each other in celebration of thirty years on earth. My buddy is t last to hit the milestone and asked me to be on the “dais.” Who wants to help me write jokes to make fun of people I don’t know?

entropy

I’m in.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

They’re high school friends from California? I’m from the Midwest, I got nothing for the ones I don’t know. All over destroying my buddy.

Unsurprised

I may steal some inspiration from r/roastme.

https://imgur.com/gallery/2GRHH

Unsurprised
JerBear50

So taking his cue from Comedy Central then.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Here’s an oldie. This is from when I was still out in AZ. A Black Necked Stilt (that sounds racist) fishing in one of the canals…..
http://pre14.deviantart.net/5c05/th/pre/f/2014/110/8/1/in_pursuit_of_breakfast_by_wufpacker-d7f9rv1.jpg

theeWeeBabySeamus

You are too kind 🙂

Unsurprised

I bet the rest of his collection is equally impressive.

Unsurprised

I don’t take good photos like Seamus, but I know someone who does.

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entropy

Also quite lovely.

theeWeeBabySeamus

One of these days I’ll convince some tender young thing to get nekkid in front of me lens. So far, they all run off screaming, but that’s normal, right?

WCS

For you, yes.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hey now, that’s not….
Shit…no arguments. *sigh*

Unsurprised

Maybe its’ your soulless, unblinking stare that freaks them out.

entropy

I don’t think it’s the lens that scares them so much as the “cinematographer,” three “production assistants,” the twelve industrial-sized rolls of duct tape, life-size Dick Cheney anatomically correct blow-up doll, and the puddle of drool so large it’s legally referred to as a retention pond.

theeWeeBabySeamus

OK, now I’m just lying my ass off I suppose.
A duck having a morning drink (lake wasn’t frozen at this point obviously)
http://pre00.deviantart.net/0b9d/th/pre/f/2015/181/4/9/morning_drink_by_wufpacker-d8zfy8l.jpg

entropy

Taking a morning drink, my ass. That duck is puking to get his hangover jump started, maybe catch up with the rest of the ducks already headed south.

theeWeeBabySeamus

OK, this is really the last one. Last July at my mother’s lake house. Sadly, there was no death and destruction associated….
http://pre14.deviantart.net/5082/th/pre/f/2015/186/6/e/soooo___this_happened_today_by_wufpacker-d9044jv.jpg

Unsurprised

Tease

entropy

Dude, you take some nice photographs.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Kind of you to say.
But the truth is, for ever couple hundred I take, I get one or two which don’t completely suck.
Volume…..that’s the key.

Unsurprised

That seems to be true for everything.

ThePirateSloth

Why does AMC’s live stream have to be so damned terrible and laggy.

Looks like I’ll just wait until tomorrow to watch it.

laserguru
WCS

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Fuckin’ amateurs, Dude.

laserguru

And stay the fuck out of Malibu!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Fucking fascist.

Unsurprised

I’m sorry. I wasn’t listening.

theeWeeBabySeamus

And this is a photo of a Ukrainian couple stabbing Putin in the ass.
Just kidding…..IT’S THE MOON!!!!!
(OK, I’m done with posting my own photo’s….not sure why I went off in that tangent anyway)
http://img07.deviantart.net/eb12/i/2013/344/6/3/narrow_majority_by_wufpacker-d6xidop.jpg

theeWeeBabySeamus

Some cows in the morning sunrise fog trynna figure out WTF I’m doing walking around in their ‘hood.
http://pre04.deviantart.net/da72/th/pre/f/2014/254/f/0/foggy_cow_sunrise_by_wufpacker-d7yrwbq.jpg

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Hey white boy…what you doin’ uptown?”

JerBear50

I’m just looking for a bovine friend of mine.

Unsurprised

“Where da white heifers at?”

entropy

Leave those women alone, they’re just trying to walk off the baby weig- – oh. You mean actual cows. Sorry bout that.

WCS

yeah right inspired a trip down the Peter Sellers rabbit hole. He was brilliant.

theeWeeBabySeamus

NOT NOW CATO!!!!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Pair of Canada Geese trynna figure out what the hell happened to the lake. It was there yesterday…
http://pre01.deviantart.net/ace5/th/pre/f/2015/052/a/6/da_fuq____by_wufpacker-d8iylt9.jpg

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Mmmmmm, mountain time. This should be a fun week on the open threads.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Testing to see if this works. I think the image size is too big, but we’ll see….
http://pre10.deviantart.net/ce1d/th/pre/f/2015/285/2/5/calming_by_wufpacker-d9cun9o.jpg

theeWeeBabySeamus

Thank you 🙂

theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh…yay.
This is from this past October at Emerald Isle, NC. The family went down that weekend to observe my Pop’s last wishes to scatter his ashes (along with his favorite dog’s ashes…yes seriously) on the beach. My folks used to have a house at this spot.

laserguru

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Wrong boobs got exposed.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hey, living in the country has its joys.
I just woke up from a nap a little while ago and staggered (sort of) into the bathroom to take a leak. I look down and….WTF?????
FWIW, that is an immature squirrel drowned in my goddamned toilet. Dunno if he was in the house and went for a swim without his squirrel water wings, or got in the system and came up thru the pipes. Either scenario seems equally implausible. But the fucker was in there, so one of them had to happen.
Though to be honest, I had noticed that the toilet wasn’t flushing very well the past couple days, so that’s the way I’m leaning.
While still half asleep, I thought I’d taken the mother of all shits before my nap.
(This photo is hosted on imgur, so it will disappear soon)
http://i.imgur.com/MWSz5Fn.jpg

WCS

This week’s installment of KILL! KILL! KILL! features animal suicide.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Dead baby squirrel or giant turd? Yeah…not gonna click through on this one.

theeWeeBabySeamus

My turds are sometimes that big, but not nearly so fuzzy. And they almost never have whiskers.

theeWeeBabySeamus

There’s a Richard Gere joke here, but since it’s MY toilet I am steering clear.

theeWeeBabySeamus

And it’s gone….I gotta start uploading my personal photos somewhere other than imgur I guess.
My artsy fartsy ones I display elsewhere….but I don’t think a dead squirrel in my toilet qualifies as art.
Probably.

WCS

I’m sure it would in Germany.

WCS

Here’s the another thing about FTWD: the first season was six episodes. The seasons two and three (!!) are going to be 13 episodes each. They already plowed through anything that I feel could have added any substance or context. How could this not become another TWD?

Better Call Saul works so well, because it’s entirely different from Breaking Bad. Yeah, the characters are the same, and we even know their ultimate fates. But, watching and seeing how they develop into the characters they become is the essential part. FTWD isn’t in that same time zone.

laserguru

Oooh Mars attacks is on.

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WCS

Is Fear the Walking Dead going to become the regular Walking Dead, just in California? Guh. I had such high hopes.

Let that be a lesson, kids. Never get excited for anything.

Sill Bimmons
Unsurprised

That series is so bad.

Sill Bimmons

Yep.

Sill Bimmons
WCS

Paul Stanton!

WhyEaglesWhy

I liked how FTWD started out, because the main thing I wanted and didn’t get from the original recipe was a document of how the whole thing started. But it went kind of downhill after that, especially with the hot ex-wife dying.

WCS

This is pretty much how I feel. I was really hoping (and expecting) it to take it slower, show it spreading, and society falling apart. They skipped through that in an episode and a half.

WhyEaglesWhy

They did. And I wanted to know more about what happened to that kid in the school with the knife who seemed to know what was up.

WCS

Apparently, he’s going to be in a few episodes this coming season.

Unsurprised

Too little, too late.

Sill Bimmons
WCS

Czech her out!

[is pelted with rocks and roadkill]

JerBear50

I’ve sat through that stupid Havoc movie more times than I care to admit because of her.

Sill Bimmons

Hey, do any of you like fish sticks?

Sill Bimmons

I’M AFRAID YOU CAN’T DO THAT BALLS

Sill Bimmons

I MEAN

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laserguru

I’m a muthafuckin gay fish.

Sill Bimmons

BCS in 7

Unsurprised

What’s that?

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

When is it OK for me to admit that I thought Better Call Saul was on tonight for some reason?

Please advise.

Unsurprised

Oh, brother. I forgot it was on. I still haven’t gotten a chance to catch up on this season yet.

laserguru

You really need to do so.
Best current show on TV.

I didn’t know that Bob Odenkirk had it in him to carry an entire series but he does.

Unsurprised

Oh, I know. It’s also the best legal series I’ve ever seen.

JerBear50

I don’t understand why she’s so hated. She’s fucking gorgeous.

Unsurprised

People are stupid is why.

JerBear50

Yeah, that seems plausible.

WhyEaglesWhy

I think people who hate Anne Hathaway do it because she’s an unrepentant striver. It’s the same reason a lot of people hate Hillary Clinton. They’re both Tracy Flick.

laserguru

She was fucking amazing in Les Mis and I ain’t scared to admit it.

Unsurprised
Sill Bimmons

BCS IN 13

Unsurprised
WCS

Walking Dead taking it up to eleven again.

Unsurprised

“Who Is The REAL Ted Cruz?” is trending on Twitter. It’s beautiful watching the feeding frenzy.

Gratliff

I believe he’s the full grown version of the troll from Cat’s Eye.

entropy

Ooooooo does that mean we can shove him into a giant fan after he loses the election?!

Gratliff

I am unaware on any time frame requirement for this action.

entropy

Well, I want his humiliation to be complete.

Unsurprised

That’s not a negative quality in the eyes of many Republicans.

Gratliff

“I support fracking except when it reflects poorly on anyone who supports it” – Hillary Clinton

Sill Bimmons

hey guys

entropy

Yo

Sill Bimmons

hey

WCS

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GENTLEMEN! SILL IS HERE!

Sill Bimmons

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WCS

FGCU wins the A-Sun Tournament, back in the Big Dance for the first time since 2013. They went to the Sweet Sixteen that year.

Gratliff

If they start knocking out trendy picks with half court alley-oops again, I’ll send my kid there.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

(Watches the new M&M commercial)

WHY IS ALOE BLACC SINGING THE CANDY MAN?!?

Wait….

WHY IS ALOE BLACC STILL RELEVANT?!?!?

WCS

Why was Aloe Blacc ever relevant in the first place?

JerBear50

He was clearly the Simon to Lanolin’s Garfunkel.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Better question: why are the m&ms constantly getting naked?

entropy

Also, because I don’t want this one getting lost between open threads:

http://www.chato.blog.br/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/decote_peituda_seios_021.jpg

entropy

I like to think she’s reaching up to scratch my beard. And then reaching down to scra— never mind. COLD SHOWER TIME

http://mattforney.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/coldshowergirl.jpg

Gratliff

Hillary disrespecting Avenue Q is the low point of the night.

entropy

Why I Like Short Women With Large Breasts, Reason No. 2:

The view:

http://www.spulpgirls.com/images/foto/donne-con-il-top-esagerato/Top_heavy_women_03.jpg

entropy

Now THAT is a great image.

WCS

Underboob is a very under-appreciated boob.

entropy

Agreed. It’s one of my top four favorite boob views, the others being over, side, and front. Behind boob, while decent, kind of gets lost in the shuffle of above ass, side-ass, under-ass, and grabass.

entropy

It is the Open thread of the evening, so why not?

Side boob!

http://img.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/katy-perry-side-boob.jpg

entropy

I did a GIS for “side boob,” and Personal Favorite Katy Perry came up. I do not care if it’s a technicality, I will take it.

Unsurprised

Oh, hey. That’s Stannis in Spy Game.

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Are we sure it’s a good idea to be discussing guns and then showing us Don Lemon’s face?

Gratliff

I wonder how many TVs get shot every time a gun question comes up in a Democratic debate. I just imagine a wide array of floor model CRTs getting a table cloth cover every time Hillary Clinton speaks.

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entropy

I would very much like to stand behind her and block the sun for her, so her white, delicate skin does not get harmed, because I am a gentleman, damn you.

And then I would like to demonstrate all the many, many ways in which I am not a gentleman.

entropy

Yes. Yes it is.

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CNN has a special tonight on the 1960 debate between Kennedy and Nixon. That reminds me of the Simpsons’ spoof of it:

http://i.imgur.com/rpCiGkc.png

Unsurprised
Unsurprised
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It does. I’ve found that if I click on the broken image symbol and open it in a new/window tab, I can view it.

entropy

I have to do the same thing, which is just bizarre.

Unsurprised

They just made The List.

WCS

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The man never drank a Duff in his life.

Gratliff

I’d like to thank the Rangers and the Devils for being fucking useless tonight. How hard is it to not give up 6 to Pittsburgh?

entropy

Evening. Pay no attention to the large sharp objects behind her back.

http://orig04.deviantart.net/4ac5/f/2015/102/f/1/untitled_by_darthsandr-d8pjdm7.png

JerBear50

Goth Michonne?

entropy

Sure, why not? Although I’d rather wander the wastelands with this chick than Michonne. Dreads always stink after a while.

WCS

She seems like a very pleasant lady.

Unsurprised
entropy

Dude, that is just incredible.

Unsurprised

This is as close as I’m getting to sunshine.

WCS

Ultimate Lazy Sunday dinner:

Chicken nuggets and fries in the oven. EMBRACE THE SLOTH.

[is horrifically murdered with an ironic twist by John Doe]

Gratliff

There is a 100% chance that your children will enjoy that more than spending 4 hours making a gourmet dinner.

laserguru

I did the ultimate sloth dinner. I actually spent four hours in the kitchen making a gourmet dinner, then I had dinner and then I started to nod off on the couch.
Time to wake up for more drinks.

DRINKS!

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WCS

So, which one are we using?

WCS

I assumed we were using the other thread.

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