Special AFL Opening Day Late Night Insomniac-Heavy Open Thread

Congratulations!  You made it here!  On a weekday no less!  This realistically means that you are either an insomniac

Dave Attell

a huge AFL fan

or you’re lost.  Either way, welcome!

Today’s/Tonight’s/This morning’s Opening Day match features the Richmond Tigers taking on the Carlton Blues.  Even though Richmond made finals last year and the Blues ended up with the Wooden Spoon, it should be a lot closer than expected.  Maybe some of Hippo’s Donks magic will rub off on the Blues.

 

Enough with the pre-game show. Every one grab your Captain Carlton Pillow Pet

and get with the gifs, pics, and sterling commentary!

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King Hippo

Just finished my DVR viewing (I was UP at 5:30, but had to go to work and do other annoying fucking shit).

GODFUCKINGDAMNIT, Carlton.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

This was fun. I will learn the rules better and be a better fan next time. Enjoyed it tonight anyways.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

So close to making it almost a game in the last min

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Doktor Zymm

The only good thing about the colder weather, I can wear my St Kilda scarf and tell everyone who asks* about the AFL!

*No one asks

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I still am learning this game, was rooting for Carlton though because they were the underdog, looks like they have fucked up their lead/chance to win though. 3 hours is enough to see when a team looks beat if you picked up the rules

Doktor Zymm

Damn, I should have turned this on when I woke up. Oh well, time to walk in the cold-ass rain to the gym because I hate myself apparently. Also, Australia is on stupid time. All of it. Especially Adelaide.

Doktor Zymm

Aw man! She’s awesome. I have to figure out some way to watch that stuff now that I’ve ditched Netflix. Maybe it’s free on some Australian Public Television site.

JerBear50

Who thought it was a good idea to have all-day breakfast but not mcgriddles?

JerBear50

We’re gonna finally have year-round NFL, but only the Browns and Titans.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Richmond now up by 3

http://i.imgur.com/Pms35R9.jpg

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

3 pt game

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Ok. Quarter break. Balls, who is supposed to be better this year? and after that are either supposed to be good?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Trying to get my stream to reload again. Yvonne Stahovski as I work on it

http://i.imgur.com/xBGhpPa.gif

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Oh, I thought I updated the next day. Short answer, not quite 18. And I have gotten named as a person responsible for her since then so I can’t do anything even when she is.

JerBear50

WHADDYA MEAN FAILED DRUG TEST?!?!?!?
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Sill Bimmons

That’s it for me.

All mouth and no trousers for the majority of the recent “converts.”

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JerBear50
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Ilsa Fisher (Kind of cheating here, wasn’t born in Australia, but raised there)

http://i500.listal.com/image/4487245/700full.jpg

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Croooow

I think I’ll get some sleep now. This was fun. Thanks!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Another Carlton behind, I didn’t have the right pic ready though

http://i.imgur.com/EA5bcjV.gif

Sill Bimmons

I had one of these.

First RWD car I’d had in 20 years.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I got this ready for a Carlton behind, but Richmond got one instead. It is getting posted anyways

http://www.yvonne-strahovski.eu/gallery/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Yvonne-Strahovski-Maxim-Australia-March-2012-02.jpg

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

It is

JerBear50

She was the only tolerable part of the last couple seasons of Dexter.

JerBear50

Chuck started out ok. It was fun, but it tanked quickly. They used the computer in his head as a magic bullet far too often.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

It got worse in the last 2 seasons. I liked the first 3 and will fight anyone that says the end of s4 is not the real end of the show

JerBear50

Is that the Lithgow season?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I was talking Chuck not Dexter, never watched Dexter other than when someone else had it on somewhere

JerBear50

Oh, gotcha. I didn’t even make it that far so you’ll get no argument from me.

Sill Bimmons

Even she couldn’t make that shitshow tolerable past about Ep. 8 of Season 7.

JerBear50

It was fucking awful, but I rode it out just because I knew it was almost over. Terrible decision on my part. Thinking about him taking his little rowboat out INTO A FUCKING HURRICANE still makes me fucking furious.

Sill Bimmons

And walking out of the hospital with a dead body, no big whoop.

Just horrible.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/bbf4794dbcc5672681e189457e087ea1/tumblr_mtp9j46FV31sbu9c3o1_500.jpg

JerBear50

Exactly.

Sill Bimmons

Wow. I could have kicked that goal.

Sill Bimmons

It’s official:

Flank steak is too fatty to make good jerky.

Sill Bimmons

It flipped already? WTF???

Sill Bimmons

The new page.

After last night’s 200+ adventure, flipping on 95 comments just seems weak.

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

Heh heh heh…behinds…