Operation Stop the Asshole Cheaters (Final Four Preview/Game Thread)

King Hippo

King Hippo

Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan.Also a proud fookin’ Evertonian.Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child.[Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
King Hippo

Well folks, here we are. Down to four, only one #1 seed, but it’s the most evil one of all. Blatant bunch of academic fraudsters, complete with asshole coach who not even veiled subtly threatens minor reporters who dare call out his program and “university” on their bullshit. We need Karma to wake the fuck up, post-haste.

#2S Villanova vs. #2W Oklahoma (6:09, TBS)

Last season, when my alma mater made a surprising run to the Sweet Sixteen, Boomer Sooner was in our bracket. I was also in the habit of speaking solely in Soviet propaganda, as it had been good juju (along with our official talisman, Lenin Cat). As such, we found solidarity with Oklahoma as fellow Reds, and I also learned there are few phrases more fun to type than “Oklahoma Oblast:”

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As Buddy Hield and the incredibly well-coached Sooners are the best bet to derail smug-mageddon Monday night, I am strongly urging Red Solidary again. Forward! For Glorious Workers’ Revolution!!

#10MW Syracuse vs. #1E U*NC (8:49, TBS)

Some have noted that Syracuse is also a “cheater” but that would be like equating jaywalking with triple homicide. Tonight, we are all scotchnauts. But I will probably be one from slumber, as I would rather get up early for the Leicester match than get pissed off watching the Holes win.

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Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]

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Rick & Morty is streaming. On Spotify (mobile apps).
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fgnAnxyVcKTFQNTJHoRco

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Normally, I’d be with yinz on a Saturday night. I’ve fallen down the Netflix documentary hole.

heh heh hole hee hee

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No Animaniacs?

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I prefer to hate myself and humanity.

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Brother!

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I can’t let this joke go to waste even if it’s way too late to reply.

More like Stephen HAWRGHQKKLing.

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I just learned that Aaron Sanchez has a series called Taco Trip that’s streaming on Amazon Prime. There was an episode on Portland. http://www.cookingchanneltv.com/shows/taco-trip/100/portland.html

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“Aarón Sánchez”

What a pretentious asshole.

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Probably should not have finished that last beer because this made me laugh.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/e1403c0559ca324ded91036c1e4ef765/tumblr_o2yir9RjKd1ttrxmxo1_1280.jpg

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That looks familiar.

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She doesn’t even trust him to do the shopping for groceries.

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It’s in DUMBO, Brooklyn.

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I was thinking you meant something other than the location……

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I wish. Though I’m inclined to being the dom because, well, because.

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Plus there is enough oil left over for cooking de tacos.

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Well dang. I don’t wanna, but I gotta. Time for zzzzz’s.

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Good luck.

You made it through another day without this happening:

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DON’T YOU HURT MY DOG!!!

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You got my money? Where’s my money?
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I gotta watch that again soon.

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I just dvr’d it from HBO the other day. That’s one that will stay saved until the box dies.

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Morty’s Wigs Don’t Come Off!

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I think it was Morrie, but good reference nonetheless.

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You’re right.

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LMFAO….I’ve no idea why that creepy bear ballet outfit makes me laugh.

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Fuck you, Kid. I was here first.
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LOL….I’m not saying it.

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Like I said; we are not here to judge. We will just mark it of as “eccentric.”

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Somebody is high as fuck

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Dammit, Cats’ comeback gonna fall short it appears. Ain’t like GWS didn’t leave the door open though.

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Blepharospasm. He should get that checked.

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I’m not here to judge what your into, would advise cleaning it before returning it to the kid though.

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Damn….I forgot that Sill is the only one who’d get that joke.
SILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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No monopoly on Google.

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Cum in a hot tub: 2 parts vodka 1 part white rum 3-5 drops bailey’s Irish cream Pour the vodka and rum carefully but not too carefully into a glass. They have different consistencies and you want them to mix just a little. Now let several drops of Bailey’s fall into the liquor.

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That would be my reaction, too. It better taste like magic.

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I’m thinking it was invented for that….. or to remind visitor not to fuck in your hot tub.

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I would have been fine never seeing this.
Thanks Obama.

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Fucking pussy.

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Go Trojans.

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That was a fucking hella mark. Lead down to 6. Suck it GWS.

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Chance to cut the lead to 12….And it’s thru for the goal.

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I got the impression they’re more like this handicat:
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Catstopher Reeve?

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NICE

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I got this….I got this….I got this….
Aww shit, I don’t got this.
Concussion protocol initiated….
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/042014/1396630635_dogs_fails_at_jumping_on_couch.gif

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Aww, he’s a Trump supporter.

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Concussion protocol: “What color is this?”
Dog: “I don’t know, I’m a dog.”
Concussion protocol: “Close enough. He’s fine, get him back in there.”

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Your NFL grant is approved.
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Pacman thinks he’s faking.

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Some asshole finished off my bottle of rye.

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I have a suspect in mind.
Just saying.

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WHO! WHO IS IT! TELL ME SO I CAN PUNCH HIM IN THE FUCKING BALLS!

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Wow. Lloyd Dobler did NOT age well.

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He could be any of these three.

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Yeah, I thought the one was in a trench coat, but I’m not sure that’s correct on further inspection.

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Jeebus…how did Oklahoma get to Australia so fast and get into Geelong jerseys?

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37 pt lead cut to 36.
The comeback is ON!!!!!

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Down to 30 pt lead.
(backwards bcuz….Australia)
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Should be upside-down

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Instagram-approved. Suck it.

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No lips or winkers; approved.

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We can gauge our lives by Instagram approval.

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That’s the metric Playboy uses. Just saying.

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Sadly, that is the metric that much of our online lives and the content we view is set by: What does Facebook (owner of Instagram) this is appropriate and what does it consider NSFW? Small box or blurring of just the nipple on a nude model is okay, but God forbid we see those specific brown pixels.

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Goddamn. Geelong is getting their shit pushed in.
http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/7-09-2015/sMW0yS.gif

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I’m sure they’re used to getting love from the homies.

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Fucking Hollywood. Even the main Mexican guy (Smiley) in a movie set and filmed in L.A. was a goddamn Aussie.

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And now he chases zombies at sea.
Woooo!!!!!!

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That show managed to be even worse than the worst episodes I saw of TWD. Every character is a piece of shit and deserves to be eaten.

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I concur. Thusly, I’ll volunteer for eating this one….
(also Australian, btw)
http://fullhdpictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Alycia-Debnam-Carey-Picture.png

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I don’t bitch about that for the most part, but I have to say I was a bit annoyed to see a Brit cast as Hank fucking Williams.

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MOAR MUSIC!!!

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Yeah he did.

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McHale’s Navy isn’t as funny as it used to be.

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Kid tested, komodo approved.

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Cactus looks different from the third floor at night…. when you swallowed your mom’s leftover vicodin.

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Glad to see Gronk is still enjoying the offseason.

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Oh I gots music covered

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One of my favorite paintings/nightmare fuel

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I snickered for a while, then some more.

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Just wrap a rock in a blanket.

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I don’t know how to feel about seeing stills of partial Stilt-Man armor from Daredevil. One one hand, it’s funny because it’s goddamn Stilt-Man. On the other, I’m a grown-up. Who cares?

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You figured it out! Party! I’ll bring the Let’s.

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To be fair; the internet figured it out; I just reposted for the 1000th time.

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Complete with stains and lack of laundry day.

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Music!

We need music

Oh shit.

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The supermarket: come for the fresh produce, stay for the Smashmouth & Barenaked Ladies.

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Brought to you by #Uproxx dot com!

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Bzzzzt.

The punchline is “And the music sucks, too”

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My mistake. It’s supposed to be “But the music sucks.”

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In the real AFL, Geelong dominated the first quarter and is behind.
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My feed sucks ass tonight.
Get it together Australia.

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Goddammit Cats!!!!

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This cat won’t steer you wrong. https://vine.co/v/ij1dtlTOurH

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I just realized that “Scott Tenorman Must Die” is a Wile E. Coyote/Road Runner episode where the Road Runner gets made into chili at the end.

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Eric Cartman, genius?
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There’s Arena Football on ESPN 2?
There’s a team called the LA Kiss?
Their turf is white?

Arena Football’s weird.

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Gene Simmons is an owner.

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…and they are awful, even by AFL standards.

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It’s not something I can follow and get into, but going to arena games can be fun. It’s kind of like football with ADHD.

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/rocks and rolls every night
//parties every day