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2021 Afrikan-American Friday Mini-Hippo Thoughts (and JV Preview)
Congratulations on surviving another gluttinous holiday. We will speak softly out of respect for the massively hungover. The Shield paired the traditional No-Fuck Lions…
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Rejoice! Our First FULL Lesser Footy Day of 2017 Arrives
It’s a fine slate of action, too. The footy gods want you warmed up for the real shit come Sunday afternoon. SO CLOSE!! Start…
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Unwatchable Finale Game Thread
Don’t mind me, I shall gladly sleep and bask in the sweet 36-hour glow of the Small Bears occupying sole possession of last place*…
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“Three Interesting Sides and the F-ing Holes” Final Four Thread
Seriously, this was almost one of the more intriguing, non-evil final events of college hooping EVAR…if Kenfucky could have just guarded that annoying white…
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Basketball Fatigue (But Still ELITE) Open Thread
Don’t know about you, but when I think ELITE HOOPS, I think Pacific Northwest (first two semifinalists) and SEC, Pawwwwwwwllllll (3 of today’s 4…
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2017 Madness – Sweet Sixteen Friday Open Thread
How do you ensure getting your cheer and/or dance squad featured on the preview post? You beat one of the hated Blues, that’s how……
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2017 Madness – Sunday Nofunday
Hey, at least we got rid of Notre Dame! Documenting the atrocities… #7MW Michigan v. #2MW Louisville (12:10, CBS) Welp, the Wolverines did not…
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2017 Madness Open Thread – Friday Afternoon Block
Day #2 – we can do this!! Rest is for the weak, and you can sleep when you dead. Or comatose. I’ll give ya…
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Better Know A Bracket (2017) – South Region
Have you EVAR wanted to see the Venn Diagram of a CBS wet dream? Well, it’s the cast of Big Bang Theory discussing the…
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Your “Selection Sunday” Evening Open Thread
It’s a little late for a hangover song, but damned if I’m playing U2. So, it is Selection Sunday. Now, I typed this late-Friday…