Hey, at least we got rid of Notre Dame! Documenting the atrocities…
#7MW Michigan v. #2MW Louisville (12:10, CBS)
Welp, the Wolverines did not go out with a whimper like I thought they might. In fact, they looked good enough to represent an even fight with the Cardinals, the lone non-evil ACC side remaining.
#10S Wichita State v. #2S Kentucky (2:40, CBS)
The one time the committee gave Scary Wheat seeding respect, they also fucked them over by making UK the #8 seed in their region. Lo and behold, the Wildcats took them out en route to the national finals. This time, it’s the underseeded Shockers looking to repay the favour.
#9MW Michigan State v. #1MW Kansas (5:15, CBS)
After a slow start, Sparty absolutely blitzkrieged poor Miami. Again, totes unexpected by your idiot scribe. But I do not expect a repeat performance today.
#8S Arkansas v. #1S U*NC (6:10, TNT)
This game is being played in something called “Bon Secours Wellness Arena” which tickles me to no end.
#11MW Rhode Island v. #3MW Oregon (7:10, TBS)
This matchup kind of gets lost in the shuffle. Maybe the most athletically interesting matchup of the day, though. Run, run, run.
#11E USC v. #3 Baylor (7:45, truTV)
SIGH. Yes, back to this fucking channel one last time. Stay away from our precious Song Girls, you rapey BayBay fucks.
#7E South Carolina v. #2E Duke (8:40, TNT)
This game is being played in something called “Bon Secours Wellness Arena” which tickles me to no end. (Can you tell I won’t be watching any TNT coverage??)
#6S Cincinnati v. #3S UCLA (9:40, TBS)
Cincy looked much better than expected on Friday. They gon’ get they teeth kicked in, and Hippo gon’ fall asleep.