Hey, at least we got rid of Notre Dame!  Documenting the atrocities…

#7MW Michigan v. #2MW Louisville (12:10, CBS)

Welp, the Wolverines did not go out with a whimper like I thought they might.  In fact, they looked good enough to represent an even fight with the Cardinals, the lone non-evil ACC side remaining.

#10S Wichita State v. #2S Kentucky (2:40, CBS)

The one time the committee gave Scary Wheat seeding respect, they also fucked them over by making UK the #8 seed in their region.  Lo and behold, the Wildcats took them out en route to the national finals.  This time, it’s the underseeded Shockers looking to repay the favour.

#9MW Michigan State v. #1MW Kansas (5:15, CBS)

After a slow start, Sparty absolutely blitzkrieged poor Miami.  Again, totes unexpected by your idiot scribe.  But I do not expect a repeat performance today.

#8S Arkansas v. #1S U*NC (6:10, TNT)

This game is being played in something called “Bon Secours Wellness Arena” which tickles me to no end.

#11MW Rhode Island v. #3MW Oregon (7:10, TBS)

This matchup kind of gets lost in the shuffle.  Maybe the most athletically interesting matchup of the day, though.  Run, run, run.

#11E USC v. #3 Baylor (7:45, truTV)

SIGH.  Yes, back to this fucking channel one last time.  Stay away from our precious Song Girls, you rapey BayBay fucks.

#7E South Carolina v. #2E Duke  (8:40, TNT)

This game is being played in something called “Bon Secours Wellness Arena” which tickles me to no end.  (Can you tell I won’t be watching any TNT coverage??)

#6S Cincinnati v. #3S UCLA (9:40, TBS)

Cincy looked much better than expected on Friday.  They gon’ get they teeth kicked in, and Hippo gon’ fall asleep.