Unwatchable Finale Game Thread

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Don’t mind me, I shall gladly sleep and bask in the sweet 36-hour glow of the Small Bears occupying sole possession of last place* in the NL Central.  Gotta take those small victories when one can.

#1W Gonzaga v. #1S U*NC (9:20, CBS)

CBS got the final they wanted, and will likely get the Ol’ Roy championship they want, too.  Verily, we are part of the Darkest Timeline.  Just don’t look, just don’t look.

*Goddamnit, really??  The Pie-rates done already lost and I can’t even has that?  Die in a fire, fucking universe.

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King Hippo
Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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Fuck both these joke “universities.”

Arizona State University students, accounting for more than 70 percent of the [U*NC students] section, held up the Sun Devils’ “Fork ‘Em” hand signal and cheered.

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2017/04/unc-student-section-north-carolina-gonzaga-tar-heels-arizona-state-asu-final-four-ncaa-title-game

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Good Guy Southwest Airlines.

Anyway, I can’t think of a better group of potential freelance writers with stories to share.
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Anyone want some Megan Fox pics?

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Anyone remember which day thread it was when Hippo went on his wonderful take down of U*NC? I want to go read it again.

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I’m really excited about this DFO podcast idea. There’s so much material that could be recurring bits in each episode or entire episodes themselves, and a ton of both in-character and IRL stuff, like interviews with different commentists and maybe even guys like Ape and the Big Daddy himself, always shilling something these days.

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The worst part about U*NC winning? I could have won had Oregon remembered how to get one fucking rebound.

Just started watching the Raw after Mania and I find the crowd to ve more obnoxious thay smart.

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Oregon, those ducking duckers.

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