Don’t mind me, I shall gladly sleep and bask in the sweet 36-hour glow of the Small Bears occupying sole possession of last place* in the NL Central. Gotta take those small victories when one can.
#1W Gonzaga v. #1S U*NC (9:20, CBS)
CBS got the final they wanted, and will likely get the Ol’ Roy championship they want, too. Verily, we are part of the Darkest Timeline. Just don’t look, just don’t look.
*Goddamnit, really?? The Pie-rates done already lost and I can’t even has that? Die in a fire, fucking universe.
This is excellent:
https://twitter.com/BrandyLJensen/status/849055051423371266
She has an aggressive twitter bio.
“Behind every successful man, is a woman pegging him.”
Hilarious
Her name is Gisele Bundchen
“Hmm, bombing in London, bombing in Moscow, maybe trump is right with this travel ban thing… Maybe trump was behind the bombings all along…!…Wait a minute…”
Takes of mask. Looks in mirror. Pete Carroll looks back.
“I knew it!”
Since when is rebounding difficult?
Oh and I found out that breaking my lease is only going to cost me 3 months of rent.
Fucking landlord…”So JSD…you are moving out on the 7th right?”
“You just told me that I have to pay the entire month…so fuck you no. Its the goddamn 30th”
Damn straight
Jeebus. I may be going to bed soon. So disappointed that the meteor is a no-show. Prolly show up in the second half after I turn the game off.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/6c6e285a4f907789cd76a4aeb5372f4f/tumblr_mgwc1m1G8a1qmvy8zo1_500.gif
I’m confident that the refs will help UNC win this game.
Also, I don’t want to be watching but am eating/drinking/playing poker on my laptop at a bar with the game right in front of my lazy fat face
Jesus. Who’s that?
Fuck!
So I am suppose to close on my first house ever on the 7th. Sometime the week after, I am suppose to move all my shit with a moving company. I didn’t think I had a lot of shit in a one bedroom, one bath apartment, but five boxes in…fucking Christ was is all this crap?!?!
I also realized I have like 6 boxes in a closet from when I moved in 5 years ago that I have no fucking clue what is in them except for maybe books from when I was in the military and then college.
I have boxes pilled up everywhere and I haven’t even touched the fucking kitchen.
Yet…when I move into the new place…I won’t have enough shit to fill up the living room.
1st world problems….
You never know how much useless shit you have until you move. Also, moving sucks.
Thank to a family member stealing my pickup and wrecking years ago, I’m not even going to attempt to move myself. Just getting a moving company to handle most of the shit.
But I am a fucking control freak so I want to box up the shit myself. I swear to god though, the majority of the stuff is going to end up getting trashed at my new place. If it wasn’t for the fact my apartment complex dumpster is overflowing except for about 30 minutes after its emptied, I would chuck the shit here.
One time I moved out of a place where three generations of roommates had come and gone. There was so much crap left over we filled all the garbage cans and I had to start burning shit to get rid of it.
Having movers do it for you is the better way, no doubt. This move will be the first one we do ourselves.
Movers are the best. And as Xmas Ape has mentioned before, don’t forget to tip them afterwards if they do it competently.
Congrats on buying a house!
I’m in the opposite boat, trying to sell the current place, downsize all the stuff we’ve gathered AND trying to figure out if we should rent or buy next.
Need a roommate?
This game isn’t so bad when you’ve got it muted (and you’re not really watching it).
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Good evening folks. Only reason I’m rooting for Gonzaga is a friend’s wife went there.
Also more UNC crying Jordan memes.
OK so 2 reasons.
http://mondoexploito.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/mechasquirt.gif
So.. can Patrick Ewing, actually, you know, like, coach? This is going to be a hilarious disaster.
Seems like a good first question to ask. I thought Georgetown was known for having some smrt.
I don’t think that came up during the hiring process.
Nice, I signed up for a GWS kit, too. Looking forward to seeing it if I ever get back to my apartment.
POKER!!!
ur a friend of CAPTAIN GODDAMNED CARLTON or yinz can GTFO!!!
don’t mind me, I’m just a hostile asshole who makes poor life choices
Hey Jake, how would you like to write AFL Beat the next two weeks?
heheheheheheh
/runs from balls
Just tryin’ to swing Karma into town for Ol’ Roy, though he’s neither awesome nor my friend…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt5OZJ1LrbQ
…Is it bad that I chuckled throughout the song?
NOT AT ALL!!! It’s fun!!! also, play poker
I’m writing things! Some of it might actually be decent, the rest might get me death glares from tWBS’s favorite cellist and then I’ll catch fire!
Ground burst effects vs air burst effects
http://media4.giphy.com/media/i7SdIY7Uf9vO0/giphy.gif
C’mon Dudes….poker. Like no shit. Fuck this game.
JESUS CHRIST WILL SOMEONE PLEASE BUY ROY WILLIAMS A NEW FUCKING SPORTS JACKET ALREADY????????????????
The ones that burst into flames upon touching an asshole of that magnitude are all out of stock.
Ah yes, the weird world of wrestling fetish videos which feature actual real wrestlers in them.
http://i.imgbox.com/Su88YQya.gif
Is there a newsletter that one could subscribe to?
/Asking for a friend
MyCoochHurts.com
Her email is bruisedclitouch.comcast.net,
how come fer don’t nobody say ‘cooze’ no more??
Cooze is a nice moist cooch. According to the dictionary anyway, not sure about your slang terms.
Oh, I’m sure there is. Ironically, it does nothing for me.
Cool, it does nothing for me either, especially when clothing gets ripped off amongst the women contestants.*
*Yes it does.
I propose a poker protest of tonight’s game.
What say you???
Da!!
Alexa Bliss getting the proper amount of love on here these days, but don’t sleep on the indies.
Also,
http://pwpop.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Tessa-Blanchard-27.jpg
I don’t know who these ladies are, but they’re doing a good job convincing me to start watching wrasslin’
http://www.dailywrestlingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Tessmacher-booty-gifs-001.gif
http://www.netanimations.net/bullet-animation.gif
Kenny Smiff is first on the list now, btw.
your list must not be grammar-oriented
Are you denigrating my AFAM degree you fucking racist?????
Here’s a version of the meteor ending it all for the kids:
http://www.motherjones.com/files/impact.en_.gif
Ah, that’s better.
My Bliss.
She is one well put-together young lady.
Yes indeedy.
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Wait. This fucking abortion of a game doesn’t start until 9 here on the Least Coast? Da Fuq?
Georgetown really DID hire Patrick Ewing. JEEBUS.
http://cbsnews3.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/r/2008/07/07/56564877-a642-11e2-a3f0-029118418759/resize/620×465/f203a1a7d4ed22099e555a3e3cd2f367/image4238322.jpg
DAT RECRUITING, yo
Having a fun time listening to the RAW crowd murder the guy who beat Undertaker in his last match. Even if it is his job, you almost feel bad for him.
I don’t know much about wrasslin, but… don’t people not like Roman Reigns no matter what they try to do for him?
I’d change for to to, but yes. They overpromoted the shit out of him too soon and it backfired, and now they can’t get him over as a good guy no matter what they do.
Well, he is supposed to be the heel, so, mission accomplished
I keep having this idea running through my head of DFO becoming a podcast. Serializing HRTN alone would be a hoot.
I think that would be a great idea.
How interesting. No comment.
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Olivia_Munn.gif
I think it’d be funny if your podcast discussed the site like was true/real/not-scripted. Like, “Can you believe TWBS is going to Mexico to look for a new goddess?”
Hippo, did you ummm…happen to see JackWolf’s rant?
the e-mail thing? glanced at it. Anything else? NEIN.
No, on main blog.
I didn’t read it all the way thru. But I get emails anytime anyone responds to anything thru the facebook acct. Which is annoying as fuck btw. But all day today I was getting facebook emails from people I don’t know…so I had to go look. He posted a I hate U*NC rant today. I guess that’s his yearly contribution.
yeah, I’m done with that. The hate in mah heart is stronger than his’n, I am certain.
Understood…trust me.
I don’t expect to be returning myself, FWIW.
The Jesuits winning will be real irritating around these parts. But cant stand ol’Roy this is a real fuck you game.
How the fuck you doin boys?
So yeah, I generally avoid local news, and here’s why…
I just got done watching some bullshit puff piece about how these poor TarHeels have overcome so much adversity and…get this…have pulled together to overcome all of the outside negatives.
I just can’t even right now. I really want to murder these fuckers. And all of the local media who attended the U*NC school of journalism. Dirty cheating fuckers…every last one of them.
Everything is shit.
YUP. Gettin’ shittier, too.
As George Carlin said, “optimistic” is really just a nicer word for “stupid.”
Overcome…the negatives caused by their own goddamned cheating which is still largely being ignored except by a few VERY noble and determined minor media figures.
They can all eat shit and die.
I watched the Walking Dead finale…. and after skipping the last 4-5 episodes, without any real context, I could see the big, stupid “twist” coming from a mile away just from terrible acting and directing choices that were stale in the fucking 1920s. The people making this show know it’s become a joke, right?
Also: Happy Dirt Football Opening Day!! Mets won! Whooohoooooo!!!
I fell asleep even though Thor was pitching, and that guy is the tits.
Fucking dirt footbaw, man.
Mark Trumbo walk off in B’more in extras. Probably the high point of the season, but it was fun.
/but since the Most Glorious el beisbol Cardinals ain’t gon do shit, I do kinda hope the Mets run riot over Dusty Baker’s corpse and take the East. And give me somebody to root for in the playoffs other than Not Sawx and Not Small Bears.
Really, I don’t know why more people don’t take wrestling seriously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDCQ1Mun0oI
Not gay without eye contact!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKFlhczTPUw
Just desired to let you realize I enjoyed browsing on your world-wide-web internet site.
And that information will soon be sold by the people you are paying to access the interwebseitherwavesnet to advertisers, insurances firms, etc. Good luck peeps.
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Is there some poor fucker in the Raleigh-Durham area that has to supply Ol’Roy with his hideous sport coats?
I hope he dies on the fucking court tonight. And shits his pants whilst expiring, too.
I’d be okay with loss of bladder and bowel control, all beamed around the world in glorious HD.
The student sections would be merciless on him next season.
If I thought I could get away with it, I would burn the entire town of Chapel Hill, North Carolina to the ground and piss on the ashes.
That is all.
No poop?
Yes…poop, too. Good idea.
problem is…too many of ’em would LIKE those parts…
Oh, damn; I thought that was a separate personal question about regularity.
/Double checks where LimeJello and OrangeJello are/will be attending college.
You may proceed, sir.
“Because of all the blacks?” -Sill Bimmons
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(Pictured: Sill Bimmons)
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Persistence
You should be able to upload one to the site when you click on “Edit My Profile”.
Is it ok that I have ZERO desire to watch tonight’s game?
Yes. But you must watch anyway. Herr Charlemango demands it!
I really dig that name. Herr Charlemango has a nice ring to it.
Someone brought this up in another thread, but I was thinking about it. If Herr Charlemango does continue to try to get rid of government agencies, wouldn’t it be a great thing if he got rid of the FCC? I mean, what are those fuckers useful for anyway?
Thinking of the children?
No, I didn’t go to Penn State.
All credit for “Charlemango” goes to Entropy.
Could you imagine all the heads going ‘splodey if the TV execs didn’t have the FCC putting them in check?
Or the penises. We would be like Europe with porn on in the evening hours.
Instead of reruns of Two and a Half Men, you’d get Pirates 2: Stagnetti’s Revenge
Would there be weekend marathons of the entire series of “Big Nuts for Butt Sluts”?
That’s sort’ve what the internet privacy bill was all about that got passed the other day (the one that lets your isp sell your internet data, all of it, any of it, without your consent or knowledge). Some repubs claim that the FTC should be doing what the FCC is doing, so that’s reason enough to gut the FCC’s powers. And then conveniently forget to establish law to give that power to the FTC…
Um, no. However the regulations need to be updated to the 21st century and it needs to protect consumers instead of large monopolistic corporations. Below is an artist’s depiction of these things happening.
http://media.giphy.com/media/2BsmVULWSsKCk/giphy.gif
Fuck U*NC on life principle, fuck Gonzaga on personal principle, fuck everything in existence on DFO principle, let’s drink?
I’m game.
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I actually put myself to work writing because I promised myself I’d finish writing all the notes to this piece by April 1st and I’m not done yet.
You’ve still got time.
“I’m just here to see the meteor impact.”
Oh, and probably to post gifs. Any requests?
Hey looks who’s talking; you chose to be in that “History of Spectator Sports: A Layman’s View” class of your own volition.
As for me, I fully expect to be bleeding from the ears at halftime from the atrocious commercial volume, and since halftime should be around 6am Eastern, I’ll have to stop watching and go to work.
Don’t say that!
That’s a nice story… Eric.
Come on, Heels! Show these chicken fuckers that college basketball is for the blood-bloods!
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/Raises hand
“Mr. Abbath? Aren’t those “Heels” also chickenfuckers? Or are they more pigfucker in their ways?”
This isn’t a UNC honors class; I don’t answer questions.
Wait — IS dfo a UNC honors class???