How do you ensure getting your cheer and/or dance squad featured on the preview post? You beat one of the hated Blues, that’s how…
#4S Butler v. #1S North Carolina (7:09, CBS)
I’ve never wanted to hear a cringeworthy Jim Nantz “The Butler did it!!” pun MOAR in my entire stupid life. P.S. A player in this fixture served as the inspiration for a Commentist Party member’s chosen moniker. Bonus imaginary points if’n you can figure out who.
#7E South Carolina v. #3E Baylor (7:39, TBS)
The Chickens aren’t really used to being the good guy, nor really having they basketball side having notice paid to it all (outside of being coached by a Mafia hitman). But when you beat Coach K, then take on the embodiment of Rape Culture the next time out…you get a little following.
#3S UCLA v. #2S Kentucky (9:39, CBS)
CBS executives all simultaneously ejaculate (even the ladies). Yes, I will still reluctantly watch. Big Blue will roll.
#8E Wisconsin v. #4E Florida (10:09, TBS)
Time to see how good Bucky Badger’s deal with the devil is. Nothing fluky about their win over Nova – they just beat ’em straight up. The Gators are playing like a house of fire right now, so yet another gear needs to be found/goat to be sacrificed.