TGISF…aka Your “Yeah, The Lollipop Helped a Little” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles.When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Soooooo….

More cryptic titles from your ol’ pal tWBS?  You’re darned tootin’.  I need to keep you folks on your toes, don’t I?

This week’s theme was suggested by my good friend, the lovely and talented entropy.  It came about due to a conversation we had a few nights ago.

The above title itself????  Well, perhaps it was divine intervention….

So, what does that mean?  What is the theme?  I’ll tell you later.  But here’s a hint….

In spite of his fairly successful career as a character actor, an actor whom I enjoy if I’m being honest….There is only one time I’ve ever truly been jealous of DJ Qualls.

Moar later.

I Had a Busy But Boring Week…How ‘Bout You?

So what should we talk about this week?  To be honest, not much interesting happened to me this week.  This is not a bad thing, incidentally.  “Interesting” usually equals “pain in tWBS’ arse”.

But, everybody in my family is sick with something or another, other than me.  So it’s been a busy week, even if not a very interesting one.  And I think I’m spiraling into sickie world myself….fun.

And ballsofsteelandfury still has me handcuffed to a table making me write that godawful ISoG crap.

FWIW, balls and I both think we’re very funny, whether you agree or not.  I mean seriously, we’re keeping ourselves very entertained, whether you are or not.

Speaking of which, next week we….well….it’s kinda hard to explain.  There are drugs involved…and girls…and some mean people who want to kill me…although granted, I may or may not have given them a valid reason to want to kill me.

 

Oh, and also….balls gets Dave shot!!!  (Dave the truck that is, not Dave Chappelle).

HIT THE GAS when I tell you to next time Cabrón!!!  (hehehe…foreshadowing that no one will get but balls)

11am EDT on Monday, as usual…at least as usual when I don’t hit wrong button and accidentally publish 3 days early.  Allegedly.

But hey now….week after next, we have something special planned, but I can’t tell you about that yet.  I’ll tell you next week.

Anywhoo….It’s there for you.  We work hard for your pleasure.  Giggity.

Second Week Running That I’m Gonna Skip Sports

Sorry folks.  Seriously.  Between all the typhoid Mary’s in my family right now and some other stuff, I literally have not watched a second of sports in the past week aside from the NCAA Tournament.  I suspect the rest of the sports world is still pretty much the way it was a couple of weeks ago, anyway.  Which is to say “boring”.  Or “annoying”.  Or “enraging”…depending upon your fandom.

Anyway…buh bye Grayson.  It’s been a trip knowing ya (hehehehe…get it?).

Jeez I hope that fuckwit turns pro and goes to the association.  There’s plenty of guys up there that will beat the shit out of him when he sticks that honkey leg out the next time.  I shit you not.

Hopefully whomever he does it to next will have better aim with their punches tho.  Those two losers suck.

Take note, NBA pussies…this is how you hit someone….

And you guys wonder why I like baseball…smgdh.

Alright…Let’s Do This

OK, don’t worry.  I’m not about to sit here and tell you that this movie was some classic piece of cinematic art.  But it didn’t suck as much as you might think either.  One big reason for that….was this….

I’ve been shopping with girls literally dozens, if not hundreds of times.  I don’t ever remember it being like that.  Fuck you, DJ Qualls.

I can neither confirm nor deny that this may also be from that particular film…

OK, that was a lie.  I can confirm it….no need to plead da FiF on this one I guess.

 

Hey, at least she came prepared, right?

 

Well that’s not nice.  But I’ll forgive her.  Mostly because she’s really hot.

But yeah, Eliza Dushku is this week’s princess…she gets a featured week.

You all have entropy to thank for that  (also, entropy will likely need to clean off his monitor at around the 1 minute mark of that bikini/shopping montage above…just saying…personally I’m with DJ on this one…tears of joy at the 1:07 mark for me….there’s a pearl necklace joke there too, but I have too much class for that).

Enjoy.  And….. Yeah, the lollipop helped a little.

Alrght, let’s see what order these upload in…shall we????

I am all confusled…I hate pants but I love boots.  Brain about to go ‘splodey

 

Moar boots.

 

Whew.  I dunno about the rest of you, but I need to go rub one out now.  Yikes.

Here’s a coupla more gifs to look at while I look for a tWBS photo for you…

 

Ahhhh…here we go.  With spring…springing, I guess…this one seems apropos.  What?  Shut up….I already told you I like flowers.

– Reticent –

Alright, that’s it…I have nothing left to offer you.  Eliza is waiting for me on the upstairs deck…

(sorry entropy….you knew the risks….maybe I’ll step aside and let you have Kristen Bell when we do that week)

((Nope…..not a chance in hell))

Soooooo….yeah….masturbating is looking better and better.  So to hell with YOU folks at this point….

Have a good weekend, shitmonkeys.

Love ya’s.

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.

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I still have a comment waiting approval. What’s up with that?

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Moose posted this in a previous thread:
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This is all I need to see, over and over and over and over
And those babies are real and godammit I am an authority
I am going to repost this many many times

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Just because it is raining is no reason to get upset; look, I’m happy right now. Can’t you just be happy for me?

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Who is that?

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So my son just bet me a year’s college tuition that he could beat me at pool.

I wasn’t even looking at the 8 ball when I sank it while telling him his senior year was about to get a hell of a lot more complicated.

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Let’s go shopping…. I usually hate shopping…. but this time.

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Evening gents

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Brocky
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something something alexa bliss candy:

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man sometimes I really regret being far more nerdy than the rest of my friends. no one else is jumping at the chance to see power rangers opening day.

May or may not have one of those tshirts that looks like a power rangers suit

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Sometimes yinz DO make me feel almost cool.

Brocky
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interesting concept, shall we discuss it over poker?

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I’m not going to watch it because they made one of the Rangers gay and that offends me because I am a fucking moron.

But seriously, I’m not going to watch it because the Power Rangers always sucked.

Brocky
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because the Power Rangers always sucked.

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ABC is stepping up their game!

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Eliza Dushku makes for a happy Beastmode.

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Documentary retrospective on Grayson Allen’s basketball career:

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Horatio Cornblower
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Oh Alice.

Making a 4th season of ‘Luther’ was criminal. The ending of the 3rd season was perfect. Should’ve ended the series right there.

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Must be pronounced, “Loo-faar”

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Damn I just started season 2. My lunch break is my tv time. Luther has been my show of choice the last couple weeks. Now I know what to expect.

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Its times like this that I regret not going into politics. I might be able to save the Republican Party from the evil, inept Saturday morning villain caricature it has become and turn it into a acceptable version that can check the Democrats’ Liberal tendencies and work to create meaningful action that will benefit the entire country. Maybe

On the other hand, I probably would’ve been expelled from Congress for sucker punching President Trump when he was entering for the State of the Union.

Every way, it would’ve been worth it.

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I guess either way you’d leave a legacy?

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You would have lost in the primary to someone with a GED who thinks “Jesus” is a 5-syllable word.

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Rat bastard pimp sommabitch…. KRISTEN BELL IS MINE.

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Get in line, Entropy!

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You’re not invited to this party.

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she DO look good in a pair of jeans, don’t she??

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So…um…pretty interesting week in DC…

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God if I was Obama, I would be trolling Trump so fucking hard right now…

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Currently they both are taking the same vacation days.

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Seriously…has Trump gone two weeks without going on vacation yet?

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Yep; the Dailey Show had clips of him saying over and over Obama golfs too much and he’ll never golf while president because he won’t have time.
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Basketball talk on the other thread. Girl pictures and Moose gifs on this one.

Them’s the rules.

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On the season, Butler basketball is averaging 76.3 points, 32.0 rebounds and 13.2 assists per game. Defensively, Butler is yielding 68.4 points per game against the opposing teams.

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I’m going back to the other Open Thread, but here: pixxxels.org/gallery/19hd37fso/ad2d3adb/

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Excellent job. I too have a deep appreciation for Ms. Dushku’s body… of work.

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I celebrate her entire catalog.

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The North Carolina Tar Heels (29-7) are coming from a 72-65 win over Arkansas in which Kennedy Meeks scored 16 points in 7-for-13 shooting from the field.

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Five players are averaging at least 8.1 points per game, they are: Kelan Martin (16.1), Andrew Chrabascz (11.0), Kamar Baldwin (10.0), Avery Woodson (8.6) and Kethan Savage (8.1). Kelan Martin leads in rebounds with 5.7 while Chrabascz leads in assists with 3.2 per game.

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