TGISF…aka Your “Yeah, The Lollipop Helped a Little” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Soooooo….

More cryptic titles from your ol’ pal tWBS? You’re darned tootin’. I need to keep you folks on your toes, don’t I?

This week’s theme was suggested by my good friend, the lovely and talented entropy. It came about due to a conversation we had a few nights ago.

The above title itself???? Well, perhaps it was divine intervention….

So, what does that mean? What is the theme? I’ll tell you later. But here’s a hint….

In spite of his fairly successful career as a character actor, an actor whom I enjoy if I’m being honest….There is only one time I’ve ever truly been jealous of DJ Qualls.

Moar later.

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I Had a Busy But Boring Week…How ‘Bout You?

So what should we talk about this week? To be honest, not much interesting happened to me this week. This is not a bad thing, incidentally. “Interesting” usually equals “pain in tWBS’ arse”.

But, everybody in my family is sick with something or another, other than me. So it’s been a busy week, even if not a very interesting one. And I think I’m spiraling into sickie world myself….fun.

And ballsofsteelandfury still has me handcuffed to a table making me write that godawful ISoG crap.

FWIW, balls and I both think we’re very funny, whether you agree or not. I mean seriously, we’re keeping ourselves very entertained, whether you are or not.

Speaking of which, next week we….well….it’s kinda hard to explain. There are drugs involved…and girls…and some mean people who want to kill me…although granted, I may or may not have given them a valid reason to want to kill me.

Oh, and also….balls gets Dave shot!!! (Dave the truck that is, not Dave Chappelle).

HIT THE GAS when I tell you to next time Cabrón!!! (hehehe…foreshadowing that no one will get but balls)

11am EDT on Monday, as usual…at least as usual when I don’t hit wrong button and accidentally publish 3 days early. Allegedly.

But hey now….week after next, we have something special planned, but I can’t tell you about that yet. I’ll tell you next week.

Anywhoo….It’s there for you. We work hard for your pleasure. Giggity.

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Second Week Running That I’m Gonna Skip Sports

Sorry folks. Seriously. Between all the typhoid Mary’s in my family right now and some other stuff, I literally have not watched a second of sports in the past week aside from the NCAA Tournament. I suspect the rest of the sports world is still pretty much the way it was a couple of weeks ago, anyway. Which is to say “boring”. Or “annoying”. Or “enraging”…depending upon your fandom.

Anyway…buh bye Grayson. It’s been a trip knowing ya (hehehehe…get it?).

Jeez I hope that fuckwit turns pro and goes to the association. There’s plenty of guys up there that will beat the shit out of him when he sticks that honkey leg out the next time. I shit you not.

Hopefully whomever he does it to next will have better aim with their punches tho. Those two losers suck.

Take note, NBA pussies…this is how you hit someone….

And you guys wonder why I like baseball…smgdh.

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Alright…Let’s Do This

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXy-PcCd208

OK, don’t worry. I’m not about to sit here and tell you that this movie was some classic piece of cinematic art. But it didn’t suck as much as you might think either. One big reason for that….was this….

I’ve been shopping with girls literally dozens, if not hundreds of times. I don’t ever remember it being like that. Fuck you, DJ Qualls.

I can neither confirm nor deny that this may also be from that particular film…

OK, that was a lie. I can confirm it….no need to plead da FiF on this one I guess.

Hey, at least she came prepared, right?

Well that’s not nice. But I’ll forgive her. Mostly because she’s really hot.

But yeah, Eliza Dushku is this week’s princess…she gets a featured week.

You all have entropy to thank for that (also, entropy will likely need to clean off his monitor at around the 1 minute mark of that bikini/shopping montage above…just saying…personally I’m with DJ on this one…tears of joy at the 1:07 mark for me….there’s a pearl necklace joke there too, but I have too much class for that).

Enjoy. And….. Yeah, the lollipop helped a little.