Don’t know about you, but when I think ELITE HOOPS, I think Pacific Northwest (first two semifinalists) and SEC, Pawwwwwwwllllll (3 of today’s 4 sides). Also, congratulations to Brocky’s Hoosiers for making the best coaching hire of the offseason, NC State alumnus Arch Miller. He’s a good man, and a great coach.
#7E South Carolina v. #4E Florida (2:20, CBS)
Both these sides have been, like, scary good this entire tourney. I have no freaking clue where this streak of excellence came from, but here we is. Winner faces Gonzaga, so you will be pulling for them to make the final. Watch it closely and shit.
#2S Kentucky v. #1S U*NC (5:05, CBS)
The stupid Holes look as unstoppable as the P*ts did, which given the way 2016-2017 has gone, I guess is to be expected. CBS got the sploosh matchup they wanted, I will read and have it on mute in the background, just in case Coach Cal shits in the punch bowl and makes Hippo happy.