Don’t know about you, but when I think ELITE HOOPS, I think Pacific Northwest (first two semifinalists) and SEC, Pawwwwwwwllllll (3 of today’s 4 sides). Also, congratulations to Brocky’s Hoosiers for making the best coaching hire of the offseason, NC State alumnus Arch Miller. He’s a good man, and a great coach.
#7E South Carolina v. #4E Florida (2:20, CBS)
Both these sides have been, like, scary good this entire tourney. I have no freaking clue where this streak of excellence came from, but here we is. Winner faces Gonzaga, so you will be pulling for them to make the final. Watch it closely and shit.
#2S Kentucky v. #1S U*NC (5:05, CBS)
The stupid Holes look as unstoppable as the P*ts did, which given the way 2016-2017 has gone, I guess is to be expected. CBS got the sploosh matchup they wanted, I will read and have it on mute in the background, just in case Coach Cal shits in the punch bowl and makes Hippo happy.
I’ve been rooting for South Carolina because the increased pressure of playing in the Final Four might cause him to go volcanic with rage.
HULK COACH SMASH!!!
I tried like hell to find that image, but couldn’t.
/disappoints self
Have you tried dressing your hand up with lingerie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umY1GHFcGU0
Q: Why does Jay Cutler like N Carolina better than S Carolina?
A: It’s a trick question he doesn’t give a shit about either state.
this been a really good match of basketballing
It really has.
Amazing what effort and desire can accomplish.
Oh my god, the Cocks went limp on that trip down the floor.
Come on Cocks, don’t let me down!!!
WOO!!! Look at those Cocks rise up to teh challenge!!!!
THE REAL ESTATE MARKET IS VERY COMPETITIVE IN SOME PLACES!!
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Fuck you!
OK, it was me, but still.
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I was within about ten feet of Ivanovic in La Costa a few years ago (our seats were so good our feet were literally on the court. Acually a little TOO good – it was hard to see what was happening on the other side of the net). She is very lanky.
Other side of the net?
Close enough to see the anti-chafing Band-Aids on her nipples?
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I’m not watching basketball. Once my team is out and my bracket is busted, I protest watching the tournament because the NCAA is evil and it’s wrong that so many CORPORATIONS are profiting off the FREE LABOR of these young men!*
So I’m watching something on one of the weird antenna stations about the Gunnison River in CO. It looks neat.
*Why, yes, I am American.
South Carolina having more trouble with passes than my dad and his kidney stones
I presume that, like always, we’re all rooting for Cocks?
No, these Florida Men can NOT beat them!!
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Considering your CEO was tapped by Agent Orange, I don’t think you’re into experimenting with meat on meat, Hardee’s/Carl’s Jr..
Things that piss me off #104: Saying “historical” when you mean “historic.” Also “an historic.”
also, unless you pronounce it “istoric” it’s “a historic occasion” NOT “an historic occasion.”
I. WILL. STAB. YOU.
“I almost lost my job when I came down with historical blindness. Luckily, I got my ice height back.”
– Emmit Smith
God damn-I love Frank Martin’s continual battle against his own blood pressure so much!
He’s a glorious maniac. Needs to keep on a winnin’!
So this morning my wife gave me a hard time about how I was handling the strawberries, saying “you’re bruising them.” I thought about shaking my fist at her and saying “I’ll bruise you…” but decided that she wouldn’t appreciate such a casual joke about domestic violence. But I thought this crowd might!
Wise on both counts, I’d say.
The couple that jokes about beating each other is the couple that stays together.
Because if one left there’d be hell to pay?
BECAUSE OF THE IMPLICATION
Assured Mutual Destruction.
If it’s good enough for Cold War era superpowers….IT’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!!!!!
Someday we’ll retire to a nice place near Tallahassee.
I don’t usually show up on weekends but this comment has me glad I did!
You should have said, “Fine! How about I give you a lesson on handling my nuts!”
Some
dipshitbrilliant sports writer, according to Verne: “[South Carolina] isn’t going to quit. They’re going to play the second half.”Verne is fucking awesome sometimes.
That’s somehow going to make the One Shining Moment video.
Fake Tweet…or actual Trump Tweet?
It’s real, isn’t it?
Real and spectacular
Real and true.
Why I hate the Freedom Caucus:
“We want it our way!”
“But it won’t pass the Senate…”
“Our way!”
“The President will veto…”
“OUR WAY!!”
“The American people will opening revolt….”
“OURWAYOURWAYOURWAYOURWAYOURWAYOURWAYOURWAYOURWAY….”
Workout done! No new damage, hopefully!
What are….things said by Pey Pey’s neck two years ago?
Today was my first visit back to the gym in….a long while. It was not pleasant.
But wait ’til Tuesday morning!
Every time I watch a sporting event on CBS, NBC, ABC, and Fox…I get exposed to what is currently popular in America in terms of media.
I then have to fight the urge of joining ISIS.
where thin line??
TRUE WCS FACT: That film was shot in wifey’s hometown of Moundsville, WV. Her grandparents were extras in a couple of scenes at the end.
Gritty King Arthur movie, DRINK!
That gets made…but my slash fiction Star Trek reboot gets fucking ignored…What the fuck…
How many times did I tell you that you can’t ship Spock/Data?
But it’s so HAWT!!
Holy shit, Hippo!! How’d I miss this?????
No walk on room in Raleigh??
http://www.cbssports.com/collegebasketball/players/playerpage/2268480/tommy-corchiani
Didn’t want to bench warm in big brother’s shadow??
A brewery in Chicago is selling 12-packs of their various IPAs, each having the word “Hero” in its name. I feel like I’m drinking the Justice League.
I’m hoping the failure of that garbage health care bill leads to these guys all stabbing each other like inmates.
we shall dance happily in the fountains of blood!! While they whine “but it’s not faiiiiiirrrrr!!! Why don’t youuuuu have to help clean up our poo?”
The funny thing is, even if the GOP split into a Freedom Caucus party and a Moderate/Corporate party, the DNC leadership would still manage to lose the Presidency until ’32.
Question to ponder…
If my last name was “Notice” would I be a big enough jerk to name my kid “Final”…?
Discuss.
With sibling “Onsuch,” middle name, “Short.”
The Persian guy in that BW3 ad is the guy who hosts my fancy Hollywood poker game, where just this last week I FAILED TO WIN A SINGLE FUCKING HAND.
Florida pulling some chit out dey asses right now.
/realizes that has many meanings
I’m pretty sure I read about that once on the Florida Man Twitter page.
Suddenly, a lot of things are clearer.
😉
Have to say, I really like the way SCar plays this match up zone. I wish we could figure out how to do that.
*sigh*
it’s almost like the instruction and motivation components of coaching actually matter, and you can’t just settle everything via recruiting rankings…
Chuh chuh
Goddammit, they broke the Garden. Normally that’s the Knicks’ job.
Phil is probably taking notes.
HEY DON’T FORGET ABOUT US!!!!
– St. Johns
Gee thanks.
Hey, us wolven sort have to shit on whatever targets we gots. Slim pickins.
/also FACK YOU for 1985
It is also the Johnnies’ fault for Gonzaga being a thing, after all. WE’RE SORRY.
Nah, it’s Canada’s fault. Once they started recruiting BC boys, they became sneaky good, like maple syrup in milkshakes
Speaking of Big East fuckups, I heard tell that Georgetown is thinking of matching St. John’s random Chris Mullin hire by bringing in Patrick Ewing!!
At least Ewing can tell the players where the best strip clubs are and Mullin can show them where to score coke.
Those are important things to learn before going to the NBA.
Could I borrow your car a minute. Now, hold my beer.
-Billy Joel
He has seen the lights go out on Broadway, ppl forget that.
I thought that was Eve’s fault.
“Bitch set me up!!!”
Florida’s coach does not appear old enough to buy cigarettes.
His mom buys ’em for him.
I mean, it is Florida, after all.
It’s Florida, he gets them his own damn self along with a meth-blunt wrap and a bathsalt smoothie.
So many things I want to say.
But none of it would make no sense to nobody but me. And I done heard it all…
Precisely.
The Chickens’ cheerleaders sure are fetching. And Allie’s shoulders…mein Gott…
Senor has the rest of the day off? That can’t possibly be right. Fuck it, I’ll take it!
Stay tuned for J.D. Salinger’s “Has Rikki-Tikki-Deadly’s Lower Back Recovered Enough From Its Latest Setback To Handle A Leg Day Workout? Let’s Find Out!”
Programming Note: HRTDLBREFILSTHALDWLFO will be simulcast alongside NCAA basketball.
Shot-not eulogy!
how many oxy you take??
I have to remind myself that just because some guy I know put up 345 on the bench press doesn’t mean I have to try to match that on the leg press.
yeah, being able to walk on Monday is a good primary goal!
“A hundred! Oh, wait, I though you said ‘oxtail’.”
– Andy Reid
I’ve got a recipe for that.
-yeah right
I am gonna continue my not watching any of March Madness at all, but I did start drinking early so I felt I should check in
Are we taking roll now? BFC, present and accounted for!
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should be the badgers playing today…
deep sigh. If only they could’ve made free throws or played actual defense for 4 seconds.
My daughter had them winning it all, she were most upset. But that was the best fixture I’ve seen in awhile. Ironically, it was the 2nd MADE FT at the end that fucked ya over.
Just because the biscuits are not “like mom used to make” …..
I’ve also heard that he’s thorough.
Is he good with people? A team guy? Good with MS Excel?
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A reminder, cause I hate Hue Jackson: No NFL team with Hue Jackson as head coach or offensive coordinator has ever won a playoff game.
There IS a plan for global warming.
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yeah , explane that libtards!!!111
Sorry, thought I scheduled this FOAR 1pm DFO time. As tWBS will attest, I have been occupied with angry e-mails to dumbasses who insist on shitting on Arch Miller rather than ask tough questions re NC State’s poor management.
Be brave oh Internet Warrior.
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I was actively cheering for the terrorists in that one
Seriously, are these fuckers still playing? It’s like the Ice Football playoffs are still going in June…
Go Ashley Judd’s team!
Wynonna Judd’s team is the Colts.
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The last name “Judd” does not sound like a surname for slim people.
The name “Bertha Judd” just conjures some truly horrible images.
You’re welcome.
It’s interesting how close it is to the name “Hogg”.
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I don’t know; she’s thin for a Colts fan.
Momma need MOAR gravy!!!
She’s a tank.